Chris's face appears on a screen. "Last time on Total Drama Chris's Fun House," said Chris, showing flashbacks on the screen. "After explaining to the contestants that they had been chosen for season four of Total Drama, I kindly separated them into two teams so they could compete in the first challenge: crossing a trap filled room. In the end, the Guinea Pigs won, so the Lab Rats voted off Kenny." The shot turned back to Chris. "Who will win this week? Find out right now, on Total Drama Chris's Fun House."
Intro song plays.
"You made an intro for this? When?" demanded Raven.
"While you were still unconscious," said Chris. "Would have been better if you guys had been awake."
"You don't even realise how creepy that sounds, do you?" asked Hit-Girl.
"It's all part of becoming a computer," said Chris. "GLaDOS here will tell you."
"Indeed," said GLaDOS, dropping down from the ceiling. "Chris, darling, why are there only nineteen of them?"
"Kenny got eliminated, so he's not here anymore," said Chris.
"Ah, okay," said GLaDOS. "How exactly are you eliminating them, by the way?"
"Oh, you'll see," said Chris. "First though, we need to get to our next challenge: Dodgefall."
"Oh good, more probable death," said Patrick.
"Did you expect anything less from me?" asked Chris.
"Let me guess, you want them to play dodgeball in a room full of holes?" asked GLaDOS.
"Indeed I do," said Chris.
"Okay, this is by far one of the most messed up relationships ever," said Edward.
"I don't know, I knew a girl who couldn't sleep with her boyfriend because he'd turn into a psychotic killing machine," said Faith.
"Well, that escalated quickly," said Sabriel.
"Alright, both teams into the next room," said Chris. Nobody moved. "Now, kids."
"If nobody does it, we don't get punished," said Eren. "You can't shock all of us."
"But I can shock one of you," said Chris. Suddenly, Lyra screamed in agony, convulsing violently.
"You son of a bitch. You'd do that to an innocent child?" growled Eren, getting up and moving into the next room.
"That's what I thought," said Chris.
"You would do that to a little girl?" asked GLaDOS.
"I know, it was awesome," said Chris, watching the rest of them walk into the room.
Before entering the room, Tiffany knelt down beside Lyra. "Here," said Tiffany, seeming to pull something away from her shoulder.
Lyra looked up at her. "What did you just do?" asked Lyra.
"I removed your pain," said Tiffany. "It's all sitting right here." Lyra looked, and sitting right above her shoulder was a little orange ball. "Don't think about it," said Tiffany. "The second you do, it comes back."
"HEY! No fraternising with the enemy," said Chris. "Get in the other room and get ready to play." The two girls got up and stood with their respective teams. "Now to show you why it's named Dodgefall." As he said this, several parts of the floor dropped down, causing some contestants to move out of the way. "This floor will randomly go up and down for the duration of the game. If you end up in the down part, you're out. The other team will be throwing dodgeballs at you to try and knock you off. The team who knocks the members of the other one down wins. Any questions?"
"Yeah, I do," said Zuko. "Go fuck yourself."
"Charming," said Chris. "Okay, begin."
Six dodgeballs fell from the roof, three on each side. Ponyboy caught one, and almost fell over with it. "What are these filled with? Lead?" he asked, trying to lift the ball.
"Where would I get lead from?" asked Chris. "No, they're filled with concrete."
"Oh good, for a moment I thought you'd be nice," said Rogue.
"Hey, I take offence to that," said Chris. "I give you the privilege to compete in a friendly competition, and you repay me with insults?"
"In all fairness, you did incinerate Kenny," said Kevin.
"You did what?" asked GLaDOS.
"Hey, you used to do it to the subjects who got to the end of the test," said Chris.
"Yes, but they were at least adults," said GLaDOS.
"About a quarter of these guys are adults," said Chris desperately.
"Chris, I was programmed to kill test subjects. You are doing it for your own sadistic purposes. I'm out of here," said GLaDOS, rising into the ceiling.
"That's odd, she's never acted like this before," said Chris. "Are you guys gonna start or not?"
"About half of us can't lift these, much less throw them," said Stifler.
Chris sighed heavily. "Fine, you can have balls filled with air," said Chris, dropping some regular dodgeballs into the room. "Wimps."
"Let's do this," said Nora, grabbing two and throwing them almost in the same motion. The first caught Eren off-guard, knocking him down a hole. The other was caught by Trunks, who sent the ball right back.
"You guys aren't actually taking this seriously, are you?" asked Saeko, holding one of balls. Before anyone could reply, Saeko deflected an oncoming ball without looking where it came from.
"We're stuck in here Saeko," said Trunks. "No matter what we do, we can't get out."
"And you're just going to give up?" demanded Saeko.
"If you can come up with a way out, by all means do it, but Chris is draining all my power, so I can't help," said Trunks, getting back into the game.
Saeko glared at the ball in her hand, which she was squeezing as hard as she could. "I'll help," said someone behind her. Saeko turned around to see Finn.
"Thank you," she said. "Unfortunately for now, this is all we can do. But together, we might be able to think of something."
"I look forward to working with you," said Finn, grabbing a ball and charging into the game. Before he could throw it however, Edward, Zuko, and Faith each hit him with balls of their own, tripping him up and sending him into the hole. Finn threw his ball to Saeko as he fell, who caught it without breaking stride, and got revenge for Finn by taking out Faith and Zuko.
Stifler managed to grab one of the balls, but before he could do anything the floor below him dropped, eliminating him. Meaning, Elsa was making frozen walls just in front of her, catching any ball that came her way, before throwing them back. Unfortunately, her throws were easily dodged by the other team.
Hit-Girl got her hands on a ball and hurled it straight at Tiffany, knocking her off the small square of floor she was standing on. However…
"Why aren't you falling?" asked Chris.
"I'm choosing not to," said Tiffany.
Chris sighed at this, and after a beeping sound, and section of the ceiling crashed into her, sending her into the pit. "Try that now," said Chris, watching as Kevin and Lyra knocked each other into the hole.
Sabriel threw a ball, and knocked Ponyboy into the hole, only for Trunks to avenge him immediately afterwards. "This is easy," said Trunks, just as Nora bombarded him with three balls, knocking him into the hole.
"You're right, it is easy," said Nora, taking out Saeko and Hit-Girl in one shot.
"Fall," said Raven, knocking Nora down with two balls. Instead of hitting the ground however, Raven used her powers to keep the balls up, taking Patrick and Rogue out too. However, as Raven prepared to win the match, several balls smacked into her and knocked her into the hole.
"It's all up to me now," said Elsa, as the first ball flew at her. As she prepared to freeze it though, the floor where she was standing fell, leaving Edward as the only remaining competitor.
"And Edward wins it for the Lab Rats," said Chris. "Guinea Pigs, I'll see you at the Elimination Ceremony."
"Awesome, I won," said Edward, standing next to a cannon.
"Edward, did you make your own balls to fire out of the cannon that you also made?" asked Chris.
"Would you object if I did?" asked Edward.
"Nope," said Chris.
About half an hour later, Elsa was heading towards to Confession Cam to cast her vote. "Elsa, wait," called someone. Elsa turned around to see Tiffany coming up to her. "Listen, I think I have a plan to get us out of here, but it's a bit risky, especially for you."
"What have you got in mind?" asked Elsa. Tiffany leaned in next to Elsa and whispered something into her ear. "Whoa, are you serious?" she asked.
"I know it sounds crazy…" started Tiffany.
"To be honest, I don't like your idea, and I think it will fail," said Elsa. "But since our fates are the same either way, I might as well try it."
Later, at the Elimination Ceremony…
"Alright contestants, nine theoretical marshmallows, but there are ten of you," said Chris. "That means one of you is leaving tonight. That person will not be Trunks, Stifler, Saeko, Raven, Ponyboy, Lyra, Hit-Girl, or Finn." Chris focused on Eren and Elsa. "That means one of you two is taking a one way incineration out of here. And that one is…Elsa."
Elsa looked at him, horrified. "What, but…" started Elsa.
"Hey, I'm not the one who lost the challenge for your team," said Chris. "Also, don't think I didn't see your little meeting with Tiffany in the hall. Thinking you can escape. HA! Time for you to take the Incineration of Shame."
"Incinerate this," said Elsa, suddenly summoning up a large amount of ice. The ice formed a large sphere around her, just as the floor opened up to reveal a large fire pit. Elsa kept up her ice magic, until she disappeared through the floor.
"I just did," said Chris. "See you guys next time on Total Drama Chris's Fun House."