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Chapter 3: Let the Competition Begin!

"Are you crazy?!" 18 yelled. *They were still in lunch*

"No, I think this will be a good experience," Chi-Chi said.

"Oh God.." 18 muttered.

"So you expect me to help, huh?" asked 18.

"Yup!" Chi-Chi said as she dragged 18 towards Bulma.

"Hey, you wanna join our group for the fundraiser?" Chi-Chi asked.

"Of course, you guys are like the best female friends," Bulma said.

"Meet us after school!" Chi-Chi said.

"..Ok," Bulma said.

"Ok, all we have to do is ask Maron!" Chi-Chi said.

18 rolled her eyes.

They walked up to Maron, who was talking to Jessica and Carrie.

"Um, excuse me.." Chi-Chi said.

Maron glared at both of them.

"What?!" she yelled.

Chi-Chi began, "We-"

"Her," 18 countered.

"WE," Chi-Chi pressed, glaring at 18, "Wanted to know if you wanted to join our group for the fundraiser?"

Maron glared at them, and turned around to whisper to her friends.

*Psst, psst, psst*

After a few snickers, Maron turned around and said, "Fine,"

Chi-Chi squealed, and 18 rolled her eyes.

"Meet us after school to get this thing over with," 18 said, walking away to talk to her brother.

Until Buttstinger stopped her.

"NO GIRLS ON THE BOYS SIDE!" He screamed.

"I'M TALKING TO MY BROTHER!" 18 yelled back.

After School-

The girls met up as planned (After 18's detention was served) and the moment Bulma and Maron faced each other, everything was in slow motion.

"Now they'll get along!" Chi-Chi squealed.

"What type of drug are you on?" 18 asked.

*Chi-Chi's fantasy*

Bulma: Wow Maron, I just noticed how awesome you are!

Maron: Why thank you Bulma, let's all be besties!

18 *wearing a dress*: Tea Party!

Chi-Chi: Let's go!

Everyone: Yaaaaaay!

Goku: Oh Chi-Chi, my love, I am here to claim my undying love for you! Will you be my princess forever-

"THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!" 18 screamed.

Chi-Chi humphed while crossing her arms.

Maron and Bulma was still looking at each other in shock.

18 groaned, "3..2...1-"

"OH H*** NAW!" Bulma and Maron screamed.

"Oh, come on!" Chi-Chi pressed.

"Why would I ever work together with that b****!?" Maron yelled.

"And why would I, Bulma f***ing Briefs, work together with Ms. Hair Dye girl?!" Bulma yelled.

"Why you?!" Maron yelled as she tried to throw a punch at her.

Bulma blocked it and took out her ki gun.

Just when she was about to blast her, Goku IT between them.

"Goku!" Chi-Chi cried as she glomped him.

"Hiya Chi! I was wondering if you could cook this potato for me?" Goku said

"Of course!" Chi-Chi said as she continued glomping him.

Meanwhile, 18 was restraining Bulma from Maron.

"A little help?!" she yelled.

Chi-Chi was still glomping Goku.

"Uhh..Chi? I think they need your help," Goku said.

"..."

"Chi?"

"Listen, if you two will stop fighting and join forces, you can help us beat the boys...and there's a prize along with it!" 18 said.

Maron and Bulma stopped struggling and looked at each other heatedly.

"..."

"...FINE!" They yelled.

"Yay!" Chi-Chi said.

Bulma stomped away, while Maron flipped her fake-lavender hair and walked the other way.

At Vegeta's House-

Vegeta, Goku, Piccolo, and Krillin huddled in Vegeta's room to talk.

"Apparently Maron and Bulma's working together," Goku said.

Vegeta laughed, "Ha! They won't last a day! They'll end up with Bulma murdering her!"

Piccolo said, "Ok, so we're gonna have to sell the most chocolate, so we can win!"

"And how are we going to do that?" Goku asked.

"..."

"Maybe we should wait a few days..." Krillin said.

"Good idea," Vegeta said.

Everyone agreed to not start until December.

Weeks passed by at school, and everyone was doing the same old thing until...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" a voice screamd.

It was lunch time around late September, and it was going pretty well.

They turned their attention to some kids crying.

"Why are those wimps, crying?!" Frieza yelled.

"Yea, it's hurting my ears..." Cell said.

They all looked at the source, and it was the biggest bully in elementary: ダミー (Japanese for 'dummy')

Dummy was currently kicking and punching little kids, who were screaming for their lives.

He was 11 years old and in the fifth grade, and weighed 306 lbs. and had a height of 5' 12, nearly 6 feet.

"ROOOOOAAAAARRRR!" Dummy yelled.

"..."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" all the kids screamed as they ran back to their classes.

Even Mr. Blutzinger and the supervisors ran to their offices.

Beerus was more frightening, but he really doesn't go to school often.

After him was Dummy.

The only ones left was Vegeta, Goku, Piccolo, Krillin, Master Roshi, Tarble, Taleem, and Tien.

The only girls left was 18, Bulma, Chi-Chi, Zangya, and Launch.

"Why are you pipsqueaks still here?!" Dummy yelled.

"Shut up already!" Vegeta yelled.

"What did you say to me, punk?!" Dummy yelled.

"I had enough of your b****y attitude, if you wanna fight, go ahead and try to punch me!" Vegeta yelled.

"How dare you!" Dummy yelled, "You think your all big and tough?! This school isn't big enough for two bullies!"

"Try me!" Vegeta yelled.

Dummy pulled a fist on Vegeta, but it was quickly blocked.

Dummy's eyes widened as he felt his fist being crushed.

"Goodbye.." Vegeta snarled as he threw Dummy into the air, and blasted him to pieces.

BOOM!

"..."

"YAAAAAY!" Everyone cheered.

The teachers came out again, and everyone crowded Vegeta, thanking him.

"You freed us!" The nerds cheered.

Vegeta was about to retort before he felt Bulma hug him.

"You killed that bully for us, I'm so proud of you!" Bulma gushed.

Vegeta blushed, "I-I didn't do it for you, he was just annoying me.."

"Will you sign my tooth?" one nerd asked.

Vegeta growled. Be was getting tired of these nerds.

"Shut up! Just cause that dummy is gone doesn't mean that you're free! I'm in charge now, so stop bothering me!" Vegeta yelled.

All the nerds ran away crying, and the teachers walked away, disappointed.

Just then the bell rung, meaning that lunch was over.

Next Time: The Z Gang Goes Basketball

Hee hee hee! I'm doing basketball season now!