"So you want me to…?"

"Yup."

"And Al will be…?"

"Uh-huh."

"And you're gonna…?"

"Mhm."

"And we're all going to…?"

"Yes." Kira smiled triumphantly at her plan to catch this girl who knew Renten-jutsu.

"This isn't going to work…she's already seen us and she's with scar." Ed pointed out. Al nodded in agreement with his brother. Kira smiled.

"Ed you're an alchemist too right?" She asks.

"Yes you already knew that idiot." He said rolling his gold eyes.

"So it's simple! Just transmute Al's body!" Kira smiled.

"What?" Ed and Al said shocked.

"You two are sooo chicken! Al was basically blown to bits by Scar and he's still fine, but your afraid to make him a little shorter and change his look? You really are some odd guys." Kira sighed. "But…I guess of you're not up to it…we'll all just let her go while the homunculi destroy our world as we know it…so many people will die!" Kira continued letting some fake tears roll down her face. She began to sob.

"Ah! Brother you made her cry!" Al yelled at Ed and walked over to Kira and patted her back trying to console her.

"Kira don't cry! You look like Winry when you do that…" Ed complained.

Kira sniffed. "All you do is complain Ed!" Another fake sniff, "Maybe you should be more like Al! Stop being so goddamn selfish! I've needed your help before and you were to busy reading books! And every time you've come to me I've helped you!" More fake tears. "Al on the other hand always comforts me! The only girl I think you care about is this Winry, but…but…" more sniffling then a sob. In order to hide her wicked grin she face-palmed and sat down at her desk.

Ed was too shocked to speak. Al too was completely shocked.

Did I go to far? Kira wondered, a metal hand rested on her shoulder, then Ed crouched down a little so his mouth was level with Kira's ear. Yup…to far really to far…

"I'm sorry Kira." He whispered kindly. Kira straightened up and turned to look at Ed, but Ed's face happened to be a little too close. As Kira looked Ed in the eye she felt another pair of lips against her own. Both Ed and Kira stayed like that shocked for another few seconds then turned away from each other.

"Sorry!" Kira said with a bright red blush stamped across her face. Ed just turned away blushing as well.

"Um…ya…just forget about it…literally." He said slowly.

"Done."

Then they heard the laughter, Al was laughing as hard as a tin can could.

"Ahem, Alphonse, incase you don't remember I still haven't had my tea time." Kira said regaining her composure, AL stopped laughing and nodded. "Yes, yes tea I'll go make it right now!" He said a little scared.

"Don't forget my cakes!" Kira yelled after Al who was running into the kitchen.

"Uh…Kira?" Ed asked a little nervously.

"What Ed?"

"Uhm how is it you eat so much junk yet you're still tall and skinny?"

Kira glanced at Ed wickedly. "Two reason's," She said holding up one of her slender fingers, "one I have something called a fast metabolism and two," She paused for a second and raised another finger. "I drink milk."

"Why does everything involve milk?" He snapped angrily.

"Well then there's always the other option of getting taller." Kira smirked.

"What?"

"Put you on a stretcher." Kira smiled wider at the notion. "Anyhow let's have some tea okay?" She got up from her seat and went into the kitchen where Al was making tea and cakes.

"Hey, I don't have a cat with me or anything! I'm just making cakes and tea like a normal person!" Al said frantically, Kira sneezed.

"Al, let the cat go." Kira said sternly, then sneezed.

"What cat?"

"Al, I know you have a cat." Another sneeze.

"I don't have a cat."

"Al I'm allergic to cats which is why I'm sneezing." Kira concluded wiping her nose with an arm.

"Must be dust I mean this apartment isn't the cleanest…" Al suggested, Kira's face turned angry.

"AL I KEEP MY APARTMENT CLEAN! YOU HEAR ME C-L-E-A-N CLEAN!" She paused to sneeze. "I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO INSULT MY APARTMENT! IT IS-" another sneeze. "CLEAN, CLEAN, CLEAN!"

"Okay, okay! I'll let him go!" Al said surrendering and taking a small black kitten out of his armor. Kira's eyes softened.

"Kwaii!!!" She squealed and snatched it up from Al's hand, she begun to cuddle it and sneeze, then cuddle, sneeze, cuddle, sneeze.

"Uh Kira?" Al asked.

"Oh right…ahem sorry female instinct, it happens when my allergies kick in. Anyhow," She walked over to the door of her apartment, "buh-bye!" She said as she threw the kitten out the door.

"Th-the cat!" Al whimpered sadly, Kira glared at him and sneezed again.

"Al…I smell the tea fix it and give it, then you're going to bake some more, after that you're gonna either A. Kick all the cats you see from now on, B. Become my slave, or C. Help me with my …" Kira sighed, "girl problems."

Al put milk in the tea and brought it to Kira along with a packet of sugar cubes aka Kira's best friends.

"Girl problems?" He asked, Kira nodded.

Ed stifled laughter. "So you are a girl after all!" He said smiling; Kira got up and pointed at him dramatically slamming one hand on the table.

"Edward Elric! I am a girl! Don't deny it pip-squeak!"

"Yeah well if you're a girl why do you almost never wear girl clothes and wear shorts under your skirt!"

"I don't wear skirts and dresses very often because of the drafts!" Kira yelled slightly blushing. "And the shorts are because I don't want some pervert seeing my panties!"

"What panties Lt. Hawkeye said you wear boxers!"

"Shut up pip-squeak! My underwear has nothing to do with you, and I only wear boxers when I sleep!"

"Yeah right I bet you're wearing some right now, And would you stop with the pip-squeak?!"

Al during the course of this was busy baking and trying his best to space out.

"Fine Edward I'll prove to you I'm a girl!" Without thinking much of it, Kira took off her tank top revealing a lacy pink bra. "And as for the boxers," Kira began to unbutton the top of her jeans and pulled the fly down, she then pulled down the jeans to show pink panties. "See all natural girl!"

Ed spun around blushing, why the hell did she strip? He thought annoyed.

"Okay, okay you're are a girl even though I've never thought of you as one you're female! Would put your clothes back on?" He asked frantic. Al for the first time looked to see what was going on, only to see Kira in her underwear he spun around again and took the pastries out of the oven. He shook his metal head and concentrated as hard as he could on the task at hand, icing the cakes and putting sugar on the Danishes. (A/N: For some reason it wants me to put a capital on that even though I mean the pastry…)

"Why I'm making you blush aren't I? It's because I'm a girl isn't it? What would you do if I hugged you like this?" Kira asked Ed playfully tiptoeing towards him.

"Shut up…" He said annoyed.

Then just like that Kira hugged Ed in her underwear.

"Ah what are you doing get off of me!" Ed screamed at Kira.

"I'm hugging you, and I won't get off 'til you say please." Kira smirked.

"Please!"

"Nicely."

"Please Kira please?" Ed said as nicely as possible in this awkward situation.

The door creaked open and in came Riza and Roy.

"Edward…what are you doing to my sister?" Riza asked angrily.

"Kira! Is this what you went out to do yesterday too? You're a playgirl uncle Roy is so proud!" Roy smiled, only to be glared at by Riza. "I mean you should be ashamed doing this kind of thing at sixteen." He quickly corrected himself.

"Ah! Riza!" Kira squealed embarrassed only now thinking about what she was doing exactly. She quickly let go of Ed and ran to where her clothes were on the floor she bent down and quickly pulled them on. Ed's blush darkened and he tuned to face the angry Riza Hawkeye and the puzzled Roy Mustang.

"Uh…Lt. Hawkeye, Col. Mustang…"

Riza pulled out a small pistol. "What we're you doing with my sister?"

"It was all Kira's fault!" Ed said pointing at Kira.

"He said I wasn't a girl!" Kira shouted pointing back at Ed.

"Um…sorry to interrupt but foods ready if you want any…" Al said desperate to get rid of this awkward atmosphere.

Kira smiled and thanked Al and avoided further questioning by stuffing her face and saying it was a strict rule in her apartment not to talk with your mouth full, Ed quickly followed this example, and the subject was dropped. Soon all the company left, and the only one in the apartment was Kira. Just as Kira was about to go to bed her phone rang, she glanced at her clock to see it was almost midnight.

"Who…?" She whispered putting the phone to her ear.

"Yo it's Kira here who're you?" She asked rudely and yawning slightly.

"Hello Kira it's Envy here." The voice she had tried so hard to remember said an evil smirk in it.

"What do you want Mr. Made Human?"

"Is that anyway to talk to the gut you love?"

"How…who told you about that?!"

"Tsk, tsk don't you know you can't keep secrets from us?"

"I…I uh…" Kira stumbled having no idea what to say.

"Kira I did call for a reason, meet me at the park on the green bench in twenty minutes."

"En-Envy?" Kira asked, too late the line was already left. So many questions entered Kira's mind but the most important one to Kira was. What should I wear? That question lingered in her mind as she looked in her cramped closet.

A/N: I'm actually really beginning to get into this one…unfortunately I have a hard time portraying Envy…I need to reread some FMA don't I? Well whatever…voila hope you like and if you like it review it as I said before they keep me motivated to do the story…