"OW! OW! AHOGE! THE AHOGE!" Naegi yelped, as the Principal dragged Komaeda and him inside of his office. (We would tell you what Komaeda's reaction was, but he'd blow up the entire story and/or world with his masochism and also may get the author diagnosed with dementia)
The Principal took a deep breath, and sighed, trying to calm himself down. "Now, would you two please, explain, why you're late? No excuses, get to the point, it's almost lunch and you missed the entire orientation."
Naegi sighed. "It won't happen again, sir." he said, standing up and bowing, before being interrupted by the Principal's demand for him to sit back down.
"Makoto, Nagito, the rules here are actually very strict, but the fact that you guys are only here by luck, and without any actual talent, means you have a greater chance of getting kicked out of this school. I can't have this every day. Should I call your parents about this?"
"I-"
"Komaeda no." Naegi interrupts.
"..."
"No sir, you don't have to." he said quickly, to cut off any possible words from Komaeda.
"If this should happen again, I won't even warn you, but you'll be straight out suspended from this school. Next time it happens, you're expelled."
Komaeda looked up. "B-but...sir... this is the only education I have! I can't afford anything! Please, this is all I have!"
He was given a stern look. "If this is what you want, so badly, you'll probably respect the rules."
"Oh.." Komaeda grinned sadly. "See, I was never loved, by anyone. My Parents left me, my Dog left me, my Friends left me, and now my future's gonna leave me. Haha..."
Guilt tripping the principal, eh..? Naegi thought to himself.
"Well, it sounds like you have a really bad life then, so if this is really true, then you'll have a bit of an excuse. This doesn't mean you can do what you want, though."
AW COME ON!Naegi clenched his fist in rage."Naegi. Do you have an excuse?"
Naegi thought for a very long time. "I-"
Stares were intensified greatly.
"I-"
The Principal's hot daughter that wasn't even near the office could smell stares intensifying.
"My Mom was cooking and passed out and she didn't wake up in time to wake me up and the gates closed as soon as I came and then Maso-Albino here nearly broke every bone in my body."
The Principal shook his head in annoyance.
"Look, just don't be late again." he sighed.
"M'kay, have a nice day, Principal-er... Principal."
"Kirigiri."
"Principal Kirigiri, sir. Have a nice day." he said, walking towards the door.
"SIT! You weren't excused."
Naegi sighed and sat down.
"Take your schedules, and my daughter'll show you around before lunch. AND DON'T BE LATE AGAIN!" he yelled, sending Naegi and Komaeda out.