"There! Park the car there!" Dr. Jack said to Mr. Jones as he pointed to a secluded spot just 0.5 miles away from Jasper. Mr. Jones saw a sign that said 'No Trespassing'.
"I don't think we're supposed to be here." Mr. Jones said.
"Really? We're not supposed to be here? How stupid are you?"
"I'm not stupid!"
"No, you're not. You're a fucking moron!"
"A Mormon?! But I'm from Earth!" Dr. Jack was about to say something until he noticed something.
"Watch out!" He exclaimed as Mr. Jones looked at the road. But he had already hit into a tree. The air-bags deployed and it left the two busied and hurt. They got out of the car.
"My car!" Dr. Jack yelled. He looked at Mr. Jones. "That's coming out of your paycheck!"
"You don't pay me enough to take away my paycheck."
"Whatever!" Dr. Jack said as he went into the trunk and took out a tranquilizer gun. "It's time to get serious." He cocked the gun and went into Jasper. But then he turned around. "Well?"
"Well what?"
"Grab a gun and let's go!"
"Oh! Sorry!" He took a shotgun from the trunk and walked with him.
"Well, it's just me by myself." Aaron said as he looked around his den. "I'm lonely…" He said sadly.
"Thou still have me." His Creation said.
"I made you! And it would also be a little creepy."
"What shall I do in the meantime?"
"I don't know. Go to sleep."
"How long?"
"3 hours. Now sleep!"
"As you wish." He then started to power down. A voice came from him. "Power up will be in 3 hours." And he shut off.
"Good. Now, what should I do?" He looked around his den. "Eh, I'll go for a walk." And then he went outside.
"Be careful with that gun." Dr. Jack said.
"Okay." Mr. Jones said. But before he could do anything, he tripped and fell. As he fell, his finger pulled the trigger and shot into Dr. Jack's butt.
"Oh, shit!" He dropped his gun and held his butt. "Ow! That freakin' hurts! It feels like the Devil's pitchfork!"
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean too!" Mr. Jones said. "Do you want some lube?" He asked.
"Actually, yes. But before you do that…" Dr. Jack took the shotgun and hit him across the face. "Now let's go! It's getting dark and… Oh!" He stopped in mid-sentence as he saw Aaron walking past them. Aaron started at them and his eyes widened.
"It's the wolf." Mr. Jones said.
"Yes, thank you ABC News. Keep me posted at 7:00 and 11:00." He said sarcastically. He then looked at the gun on the floor and grabbed it. Aaron started to run but got hit with a tranquilizer. A few minutes later, Aaron fell unconscious and Dr. Jack dragged his body back to his car.
"I hope my car still works." He muttered.
