I was hurtin really bad when I wroted this
eh Misster Snape Proffessor was not relly dead like JK Rolling had sadi. He was a ozmbie and he gotted more of then to so he woud fihght against voldemort and his evil siser, voldemora of Mordor. he got in hius helicoper and flew over Englind to fin her, but she was rite behin him on a seat too!
"You tought I could escape you bastrerd. now you will die and sufer afterwards!"
"Not so fass, Voldemora." said Snape. "This is a HELIPOSTER!" And he jumped out...liked batman from the dark knight.
"Curse yooouuuu Snaaape!" But she didnt die.
He landed on a roov and started to began ate a peach. He rosed up his fingers and summoned him a zombie to train awith and he fought. He won. He trained with the zombie. "Now it it time for me to kill the Harry's Son for reveng against crimes commited against my humanity, for I am a zombie no, and i should be a man!" And he jumpted and flew in the sky, becaus he could now
Mendwhile, Harry was flying wit hermion in the sky, but the moon was out and accidently "Hermion you mus nor look at the moon!"
"What Harry?" she said, then looked at the mon, and it was too late. She truned to in a moonkey. She thrashed abot on her fur with braun fists of might and ajust in time Snape was flying back and he got hit by her and was dicapoitatted with no head, so he was dead,
Then hermione seen what she do, and got sad and cred becaus snape was dead and could n't get her many more posions to drunk.
Ther was noting she could do, so she ween t home and watced American Idol.
but On American Idle, he saw his son JONNHY POTTER trying to sing the "fiiiiiiireeee emmmmbleeeeeem" song from Super Smash Brothers Castle Siege Level and harry was sad andd waned a his famely back again. "Kome on Hermionie, we need him to be famely once and for al."
Suddenly, Voldemora was on teh skreen of the telivisioni. But Harry turn it off quick and elf with hermion in his hand to the flying car to find the his son, Johnny Parter. he mad sure Hemrionee did not look at the moon so he destyroed it with his powerr...but too late becaus Voldemora was appearED in front of their winchield.
"I dont need a reel moon for you, Hermione I can MAKE sone so you will trune into a monkey and kill harry for me, then my brotter will be avenged for deth."
So when she tried to create a new moon, Snape came bac to the alive, and, he powlied her with his fist so htat she could die. bu t it was his power running out! "Harry I Did it for love!" he said as he was power outaged...
Ginney and Roon was driving on the subway batle station to find a clue against johnny and voldemort. "I herd he sang songs in the American Idle." said ron, weho was redding on a newspaper. Suddenly, he stopped reading.
What was that?" he said and put his paper down...
End of act three.