A/N: Don't have nothing to say, um this is the coolest of cools. Don't hate me, I make Percy seem very, dense. Oops…should not have said that! Ha so funny, the story I mean really it is dare to read it it's about Percy, Penny, Han-, oh well I shouldn't say too much more.
Disclaimer: NOTHING IS MINE! Hankis Pankis belongs to my dear, dear, dear cousin Sunny, whose stories you really should check out under Sunglow. Also, thanks to Kassidy, who was very nice to tell me I had to write this story or else she would hurt me, read her fics under Shining Moonlight, you'd probably like their stuff. (Okay I'll stop with the ads)
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Expandable Couch 3~Percy's Date
"Ahh, at last, the Christmas holidays!" Harry exclaimed sitting in the comfiest armchair by the fire.
"Relaxation at last," Ron added, his arm draped over Hermione's shoulders.
"I think the two of you ought to start your reports, Snape want's 3 WHOLE rolls of parchment this time," Hermione said, she of course was working on hers, and was on the bottom of her sixth sheet.
"Hermione, you just said 3 rolls of parchment, right?" Harry asked curiously.
"I did, really, I only added some back round information I thought was important," she replied.
"Some, I'd love to hear your definition for that word. Really though, 3 rolls of parchment? Who does Snape think we are, stupid git," Ron said sighing.
"Who knows, but at least the Slytherins have to do 3 rolls too," Harry stated.
"Actually-"
"Don't even say it," Ron said cutting Hermione off. It grew silent, but suddenly the portrait was violently swung open, and Percy dashed in screaming like a little girl.
"Percy. Shut up!" Fred said from the corner of the room.
"I can't, she'll hurt me! Penny is coming to get me," he said trembling as he spoke her name.
"Ah Percy, really, what's wrong with you child? She's going to be that only girl, and I mean ONLY girl, that will ever want your nuts," George snapped.
"A monster, she is an evil monster," Percy continued. A knock was heard on the portrait, and Percy screamed shrilly.
"Now tell me, which of you is the female in this relationship?" Fred asked looking at his brother in pity.
"Man, you gotta listen to me! She's scary, she-she'll eat me," he said backing slowly to the staircase.
"Percy dear, come out here, I miss you so much," Penelope hollered from outside, making Percy shudder in fear.
"The passwords, 'Butter Goodness'," Lee Jordan shouted out. A minute later Penelope came into the common room smiling seductively at Percy.
"Hel-hello Penny," Percy stuttered as he continued to back away from her.
"Muffin, where do you think you're going?" She asked drawing even closer.
Ron tilted his head to the exit, and everyone quickly left the common room. Ron, who was last out muttered a spell that made stairs impossible to climb and, 'Hankis Pankis', the portrait then closed. The Gryffindors all parted, and everyone went their separate ways. Percy began to grow more frightened, and squeaked loudly when he couldn't back up the stairs.
"Percy, do you want me to catch you?" Penelope cooed.
"NO! I mean, no, that's not at all necessary," Percy snapped as he began to back away in another direction, never once losing eye contact with Penelope. Soon he moved to the right, but where there was usually nothing but air, there now stood something large and fluffy. At first, Percy did not know what it was, but then it struck him.
"What a pretty bed," Penelope said as Percy fell back onto it.
"Don't hurt me Penny, I'm fragile," Percy begged saying the first thing that came into his head.
"Oh Percy, you're so funny," Penelope laughed out.
"You know me, so funny," Percy said as he shielded his eyes with his hands.
"Percy…I really am starting to think there is something wrong with you," Penelope muttered looking at Percy 's covered face.
"You want to eat me, you-you're going to hurt me," he stated slowly, as though unsure he wanted to say anything.
"Not with you always hiding from me," Penelope exclaimed in outrage, she was becoming quite frustrated.
Percy jumped up on the bed and hugged a pillow close to him whispering, "You really do want to hurt me."
"I cannot believe you, tell me, are you sure you're 17?" Penelope shouted.
"Don't yell at me! Of course I'm 17, why wouldn't I be," Percy questioned.
"You're acting like a first year Percy, that's why," Penelope shook her head in annoyance.
"I do not act like a first year! Besides, they aren't too different from seventh years," Percy concluded.
Penelope began to breathe in anger, "There is an extreme difference! They are 11, we are 17 do you get my drift?"
"Penny, what are you talking about?" Percy asked in confusion.
"Percy, tell me the top 2 things you're going to do after Hogwarts," Penelope inquired.
"Oh, let's see, I'll get myself a good job at the ministry of course! Then, well I don't know what, I would have to see," Percy said scratching his head in thought.
"Please, tell me you are joking," Penelope said in a voice of hope that was false.
"Umm…no, why would I be," Percy said, once again beginning to look confused.
"I give up, I can't believe you!" Penelope screamed before she stomped out of the common room. Percy sighed in relief.
Ron, Hermione, and Harry were in the hall when Penelope stalked by, and when she was out of sight, they dashed up to the common room. Percy was sitting on the edge of the 'bed' looking extremely confused.
"Percy, what happened?" Ron asked afraid to hear the answer he knew was coming.
Percy explained his confusion to his brother looking twice as bewildered when he finished.
"You know what you need Percy?" Ron said smiling.
Percy looked up, "What Ron, what do I need, tell me."
Still smiling Ron slapped Percy on the back of his head, knocking him foreword onto the floor, "That."
"Ron, that hurt! I'm telling mum on you," Percy whined.
"Is Percy going to be a tattle tail? Are you going to live your life running to your mummy?" Ron taunted. Percy's eyes began to water up.
"Ron, look what you've done! Now he's going to cry!" Hermione snapped patting Percy on the back.
"Don't bother with sympathy. He'll think you're hurting him," Ron said rolling his eyes.
The rest of the Weasleys had entered along with Lee, and Oliver, all of whom were laughing at Percy when they sat down.
"Ron, what am I supposed to do now?" Percy asked, ignoring the mocking laughter.
"You go after moron, can't you see she's mad about you?" Ron advised.
"I know she's mad at me!" Percy cried out in exasperation.
"No Percy, mad about you. Meaning she likes you, how can you be so blind!" Ron bellowed loudly. Percy had no inquires to this outburst.
"Chill Ron," Harry muttered under his breath, Ron laughed his statement off though.
Suddenly Percy stood up and dropped the pillow he was clutching to the floor. He straightened his robes and walked briskly out of the room, his head held high.
"Took him long enough," Oliver said after the hole was once more closed.
"Yeah, I don't know how that girl can stand him," Ginny added.
"Pankis Hankis," Fred recited, saying the reversal spell for the couch.
"Let's go to dinner, don't want to be here when he comes back," George suggested smartly, leading the way to the Great Hall.
******
Meanwhile, Percy was wondering aimless through the halls contemplating what Ron had told, or rather drilled, into him. He still felt she wanted to hurt him, but knew that everyone around him was right.
Within 10 minutes, he had reached his destination, the large flowing tapestry on the 5th floor. It had snowflakes, hearts, shooting stars, and suns sewn into it, this was the Ravenclaw entrance. Percy was drawn into thought trying to remember the password Penelope had told him. He remembered suddenly when he glanced at a portrait of the 1st broomstick made.
"Golden Ball," Percy said as the tapestry blew upward, he entered through the opening and as he did the tapestry closed shut behind him.
Percy starred in awe at the room he stood in. The walls were painted the lightest of blue, and on the tall ceiling, crystal chandeliers hung. The furniture was blue with designs similar to those on the tapestry, except they were in silver. The carpet was a navy shade of blue, everything looked amazing.
Penelope sat curled up by the fire, so he cleared his throat, "Penny, dear, can we talk for a moment?"
Although he said it silently Penelope had heard, she jumped up in alarm, and swung around, "Percy! How did you get in here."
"You told me the password Penny, remember," Percy reminded.
"Oh, yeah, I forgot," Penelope said sliding down into a chair.
"Look, I came to apologize to you, I didn't think you cared about me…," Percy explained bowing his head, feeling quite stupid.
"How-where did you ever get a crazy idea like that!?" Penelope inquired.
"Well, I-I don't know, I just thought that's how it was," Percy staggered out.
"Oh Percy, you amuse me. You should know by now how much I like you, I'm your girl," Penelope said standing up and moving closer to Percy.
They gazed into each other's eyes and looked in a kiss. After they broke apart Percy gasped, "Penny, you must have dropped your earring in my common room, let's go get it!" Penelope threw her hands to her ears and found her left earring was indeed missing.
Dinner was still in progress, so the halls were remotely empty. They soon, once again, stood at the portrait of the Fat Lady, "Password dears?"
"Butter Goodness," Penelope said before Percy could speak. The two entered the empty common room hand-in-hand.
"Hankis Pankis," Percy mumbled quietly. Penelope giggled loudly and Percy grinned madly as the portrait swung securely into place.
A/N:
Hey's I love that fact that no one reviewed my second chapter! Thanks so much, I know, I loved it so much too, it really was awesome wasn't it.
What is that you say…no one reviewed it! My I did not even know that!
Do you think anyone will review this one?
Ahh no, perhaps they were going to, if they read it, but you're a/n freaked them all out of their minds, oh well. Oops, I almost forgot…
…And that's what really happened.
Disclaimer: NOTHING IS MINE! Hankis Pankis belongs to my dear, dear, dear cousin Sunny, whose stories you really should check out under Sunglow. Also, thanks to Kassidy, who was very nice to tell me I had to write this story or else she would hurt me, read her fics under Shining Moonlight, you'd probably like their stuff. (Okay I'll stop with the ads)
Silver Ice is proud to bring you…
For your Comic Relief
Expandable Couch 3~Percy's Date
"Ahh, at last, the Christmas holidays!" Harry exclaimed sitting in the comfiest armchair by the fire.
"Relaxation at last," Ron added, his arm draped over Hermione's shoulders.
"I think the two of you ought to start your reports, Snape want's 3 WHOLE rolls of parchment this time," Hermione said, she of course was working on hers, and was on the bottom of her sixth sheet.
"Hermione, you just said 3 rolls of parchment, right?" Harry asked curiously.
"I did, really, I only added some back round information I thought was important," she replied.
"Some, I'd love to hear your definition for that word. Really though, 3 rolls of parchment? Who does Snape think we are, stupid git," Ron said sighing.
"Who knows, but at least the Slytherins have to do 3 rolls too," Harry stated.
"Actually-"
"Don't even say it," Ron said cutting Hermione off. It grew silent, but suddenly the portrait was violently swung open, and Percy dashed in screaming like a little girl.
"Percy. Shut up!" Fred said from the corner of the room.
"I can't, she'll hurt me! Penny is coming to get me," he said trembling as he spoke her name.
"Ah Percy, really, what's wrong with you child? She's going to be that only girl, and I mean ONLY girl, that will ever want your nuts," George snapped.
"A monster, she is an evil monster," Percy continued. A knock was heard on the portrait, and Percy screamed shrilly.
"Now tell me, which of you is the female in this relationship?" Fred asked looking at his brother in pity.
"Man, you gotta listen to me! She's scary, she-she'll eat me," he said backing slowly to the staircase.
"Percy dear, come out here, I miss you so much," Penelope hollered from outside, making Percy shudder in fear.
"The passwords, 'Butter Goodness'," Lee Jordan shouted out. A minute later Penelope came into the common room smiling seductively at Percy.
"Hel-hello Penny," Percy stuttered as he continued to back away from her.
"Muffin, where do you think you're going?" She asked drawing even closer.
Ron tilted his head to the exit, and everyone quickly left the common room. Ron, who was last out muttered a spell that made stairs impossible to climb and, 'Hankis Pankis', the portrait then closed. The Gryffindors all parted, and everyone went their separate ways. Percy began to grow more frightened, and squeaked loudly when he couldn't back up the stairs.
"Percy, do you want me to catch you?" Penelope cooed.
"NO! I mean, no, that's not at all necessary," Percy snapped as he began to back away in another direction, never once losing eye contact with Penelope. Soon he moved to the right, but where there was usually nothing but air, there now stood something large and fluffy. At first, Percy did not know what it was, but then it struck him.
"What a pretty bed," Penelope said as Percy fell back onto it.
"Don't hurt me Penny, I'm fragile," Percy begged saying the first thing that came into his head.
"Oh Percy, you're so funny," Penelope laughed out.
"You know me, so funny," Percy said as he shielded his eyes with his hands.
"Percy…I really am starting to think there is something wrong with you," Penelope muttered looking at Percy 's covered face.
"You want to eat me, you-you're going to hurt me," he stated slowly, as though unsure he wanted to say anything.
"Not with you always hiding from me," Penelope exclaimed in outrage, she was becoming quite frustrated.
Percy jumped up on the bed and hugged a pillow close to him whispering, "You really do want to hurt me."
"I cannot believe you, tell me, are you sure you're 17?" Penelope shouted.
"Don't yell at me! Of course I'm 17, why wouldn't I be," Percy questioned.
"You're acting like a first year Percy, that's why," Penelope shook her head in annoyance.
"I do not act like a first year! Besides, they aren't too different from seventh years," Percy concluded.
Penelope began to breathe in anger, "There is an extreme difference! They are 11, we are 17 do you get my drift?"
"Penny, what are you talking about?" Percy asked in confusion.
"Percy, tell me the top 2 things you're going to do after Hogwarts," Penelope inquired.
"Oh, let's see, I'll get myself a good job at the ministry of course! Then, well I don't know what, I would have to see," Percy said scratching his head in thought.
"Please, tell me you are joking," Penelope said in a voice of hope that was false.
"Umm…no, why would I be," Percy said, once again beginning to look confused.
"I give up, I can't believe you!" Penelope screamed before she stomped out of the common room. Percy sighed in relief.
Ron, Hermione, and Harry were in the hall when Penelope stalked by, and when she was out of sight, they dashed up to the common room. Percy was sitting on the edge of the 'bed' looking extremely confused.
"Percy, what happened?" Ron asked afraid to hear the answer he knew was coming.
Percy explained his confusion to his brother looking twice as bewildered when he finished.
"You know what you need Percy?" Ron said smiling.
Percy looked up, "What Ron, what do I need, tell me."
Still smiling Ron slapped Percy on the back of his head, knocking him foreword onto the floor, "That."
"Ron, that hurt! I'm telling mum on you," Percy whined.
"Is Percy going to be a tattle tail? Are you going to live your life running to your mummy?" Ron taunted. Percy's eyes began to water up.
"Ron, look what you've done! Now he's going to cry!" Hermione snapped patting Percy on the back.
"Don't bother with sympathy. He'll think you're hurting him," Ron said rolling his eyes.
The rest of the Weasleys had entered along with Lee, and Oliver, all of whom were laughing at Percy when they sat down.
"Ron, what am I supposed to do now?" Percy asked, ignoring the mocking laughter.
"You go after moron, can't you see she's mad about you?" Ron advised.
"I know she's mad at me!" Percy cried out in exasperation.
"No Percy, mad about you. Meaning she likes you, how can you be so blind!" Ron bellowed loudly. Percy had no inquires to this outburst.
"Chill Ron," Harry muttered under his breath, Ron laughed his statement off though.
Suddenly Percy stood up and dropped the pillow he was clutching to the floor. He straightened his robes and walked briskly out of the room, his head held high.
"Took him long enough," Oliver said after the hole was once more closed.
"Yeah, I don't know how that girl can stand him," Ginny added.
"Pankis Hankis," Fred recited, saying the reversal spell for the couch.
"Let's go to dinner, don't want to be here when he comes back," George suggested smartly, leading the way to the Great Hall.
******
Meanwhile, Percy was wondering aimless through the halls contemplating what Ron had told, or rather drilled, into him. He still felt she wanted to hurt him, but knew that everyone around him was right.
Within 10 minutes, he had reached his destination, the large flowing tapestry on the 5th floor. It had snowflakes, hearts, shooting stars, and suns sewn into it, this was the Ravenclaw entrance. Percy was drawn into thought trying to remember the password Penelope had told him. He remembered suddenly when he glanced at a portrait of the 1st broomstick made.
"Golden Ball," Percy said as the tapestry blew upward, he entered through the opening and as he did the tapestry closed shut behind him.
Percy starred in awe at the room he stood in. The walls were painted the lightest of blue, and on the tall ceiling, crystal chandeliers hung. The furniture was blue with designs similar to those on the tapestry, except they were in silver. The carpet was a navy shade of blue, everything looked amazing.
Penelope sat curled up by the fire, so he cleared his throat, "Penny, dear, can we talk for a moment?"
Although he said it silently Penelope had heard, she jumped up in alarm, and swung around, "Percy! How did you get in here."
"You told me the password Penny, remember," Percy reminded.
"Oh, yeah, I forgot," Penelope said sliding down into a chair.
"Look, I came to apologize to you, I didn't think you cared about me…," Percy explained bowing his head, feeling quite stupid.
"How-where did you ever get a crazy idea like that!?" Penelope inquired.
"Well, I-I don't know, I just thought that's how it was," Percy staggered out.
"Oh Percy, you amuse me. You should know by now how much I like you, I'm your girl," Penelope said standing up and moving closer to Percy.
They gazed into each other's eyes and looked in a kiss. After they broke apart Percy gasped, "Penny, you must have dropped your earring in my common room, let's go get it!" Penelope threw her hands to her ears and found her left earring was indeed missing.
Dinner was still in progress, so the halls were remotely empty. They soon, once again, stood at the portrait of the Fat Lady, "Password dears?"
"Butter Goodness," Penelope said before Percy could speak. The two entered the empty common room hand-in-hand.
"Hankis Pankis," Percy mumbled quietly. Penelope giggled loudly and Percy grinned madly as the portrait swung securely into place.
A/N:
Hey's I love that fact that no one reviewed my second chapter! Thanks so much, I know, I loved it so much too, it really was awesome wasn't it.
What is that you say…no one reviewed it! My I did not even know that!
Do you think anyone will review this one?
Ahh no, perhaps they were going to, if they read it, but you're a/n freaked them all out of their minds, oh well. Oops, I almost forgot…
…And that's what really happened.