NEW CHAPTER!
Hello everyone! :) Just a new chapter. Just a reminder that there are some OCs in this chapter. YEP. The dark guild has finally made its move. I'll probably reveal their magic power in the next chapter though. :3
Okay so things are heating up! Loki's dressed up as Lolu-chan and has entered the suite and caught sting and lucy red-handed! Summary for the story's probably gonna change since the plot is gonna change but OF COURSE, Plan Mademoiselle is still on!
I just read the new Fairy Tail chapter. LOL OMG, Typical Nalu scenes and those Eechi. .-. I like Nalu and Gerza but not Gruvia. Oh please, not Gruvia, dear Hiro Mashima U.U
I was really happy with the reviews. And I promised some Nalu, Graylu, Lolu, Sticy, Gruvia, Lyvia and Nali here. The story's still going on so CHILL. The story's probably going to end around Chapter 10. This still has a long way to goo!
I promised a new chapter so here you go! :) LOL Okay. The chapter's name may sound WEIRD but if you read the story, it will make sense xD
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fairy Tail.
Chapter 3: Flour and Jealousy
He was a genius, a complete genius. Someday, the world would be crying out, throwing confetti everywhere, saying "Natsu-sama! The world's greatest genius mind!" This genius plan of his was going to be history! Soon all of Fiore would praise him for his genius plan.
Sneaking into the large walk-in-chef-pantry room, he gripped the steel fork in his hand tightly. (He still has it. LOL)
Tucking his pink hair under his mask, he crawled under the table and hid when he heard voices.
Oh no.
The pantry door opened and a white haired petite girl entered. He almost freaked out when he saw her face.
"Li-Lisannna!?" He rubbed his eyes and practically have his jaw drop.
He watched as she opened the pantry door and dropped the tray in her hand.
Lisanna Strauss, the guild's youngest Strauss siblings, entered the large-walk-in pantry room and sighed, releasing the tension in her shoulders.
She had JUST done all the chores that the small, eehh-chibi, manager gave him but unfortunately, they, yeah, THEY just had to start a brawl outside the guild IN HER WORKPLACE.
Goodbye rewards money. I guess we weren't meant to be.
She dropped the tray on the table and heaved a sigh.
She sometimes think. No, she thinks a lot. Have they EVER heard of manners in public or are they just violent and just STUPID by nature? Well, she decided to agree with the latter. That sounded more appropriate.
She wriggled under her tight maid uniform uncomfortably.
But there weren't just Gray and Loki. What bothered her most was that the pink haired dude was there. What were they doing here? Did they come here because of the mission or were they just hanging around because LUCY happened to be here?
Well, she's been reminded that Sting Eucliffe, Lyon Vastia, Hibiki Laytis and Lucy would be there tailing a criminal but she wasn't informed that Gray, Natsu and Loki would be there.
A pang of feelings hit her. She couldn't tell whether it was jealously or anger.
NATSU was here.
Her future-to-be-groom. Spying on another girl.
GAHH.
She almost pulled her hair out. What was WRONG with her? It was just a silly childhood crush!
Okay, okay. She admitted.
She still has some feelings harbored for the idiotic pink haired mage.
Damn. First loves are hard to forget.
To tell the truth, she almost eyeballed when she saw that spike of pink hair jutting out from the cloak.
No one has pink hair around here. Well, except Shelia and Sherry, of course. THEY ARE GIRLS.
No idiot or bastard would dye their hair that freakish PINK colour unless of course, if you're born with it!
Then she concluded that it was Natsu Dragneel.
Exactly.
Only HE had that freakish pink colour hair.
Lisanna wiped away the beams of sweats forming on her forehead.
Damn, the uniform's really tight and the vest is killing her shoulders!
Remind her again, why was she wearing such a frilly short skirt and a very revealing black vest with a white apron?
Oh of course, she was part of the plan. Well, sort-of. Wouldn't it be more wise to think that it would be safer if there were more mages around the criminal scene? And she was part of the secret agents working, observing every person's motives as they eat in this restaurant.
And there were probably other mages too. THEIR IDENTITIES she didn't know.
But she wasn't told that she had to WORK and listen to the short, wrinkled, bald and midget-manager's rantings.
She seriously wanted to start stripping.
GOSHH. I'M STARTING TO SOUND LIKE GRAY NOW.
She blushed furiously and she quickly shook her head.
But seriously, the chores she had to do while waiting for the criminal scene were doubled by the idiots' brawl. Now she had to freaking sweep the whole restaurant, pick up DEBRIS and extinguish some FIRE and seriously UNFREEZE some tables.
Not to mention that some customers had been INJURED, BURNT, BLINDED and FROZEN and she would have to compensate SOME MONEY for their refunds.
After all, she was from the very guild, Fairy Tail.
There are times when she wished that she had stayed back in Edolas.
Edo Lucy would beat the hell out of those guys for her. THAT would be paradise.
Snapping back from her thoughts, she sighed again for the second time and paced to the back of the shelves, tables and ovens.
To grab a freaking mop.
Natsu on the other hand, immediately froze in his position, aware that Lisanna was making her way to the table.
To the table he was hiding!
He panicked, hands fumbling with the fork. Quickly, he needed to think quickly!
He could already see her black lacy flats as she made her way around the table.
Should he make a scene or what? At a time like this, the fork didn't look useful at all.
WAIT. What was he thinking? How could he stab Lisanna with a fork? This was reserved specially for Sting though. And Lisanna was his best best-ehh, friend?
Wasn't Lucy her best friend or did he like her more than that? So what about Lisanna? Was he allowed to have more than one best girl-friend?
Great. Now he's completely bungled up. (Natsu's stupidity. SIGH. But he's still HOT. Literally. Haha.)
He glanced around the ovens, shelves and tables. At a time like this, the oven didn't look appealing at all. But this was his last chance. If Lisanna found him in this way, his plan and EVERYTHING would go into the trash.
His evil genius plot would have backfired.
So he made a dash for it.
To his luck, one of the closet was open and half-full with sacks.
He jumped and launched himself into the closet, shutting the door behind him.
PFFFTT! He was Natsu Dragneel and he have survived many critical moments in Fairy Tail. Well, Hiro Mashima made him quite invisible, didn't he?
So he decided he wasn't going to crumble just because he had to hide in a narrow closet.
And shit, how he wished that he hadn't done that mad dash and launch himself into the closet.
Now he was white.
No, powdered white.
And this FLOUR.
He made a mental note to himself not to dive into narrow closets filled with sacks of FLOUR. (Awwh. Natsu, you're just stupid and simply adorable.)
Loki was pissed; SOO PISSED. He seriously wanted to pounce on the now-smug dragon slayer as he rubbed the blonde girl's back. And worst of all, he was SMIRKING RIGHT at him.
Loki suppressed the urge to groan. There, he was taking orders from the blonde girl.
"Umm. Can I get a cup of chamomile tea?" Lucy looked up, beaming at him. Loki looked away, a blush starting on his cheeks.
Gosh, was she always this adorable?
"Sure, loveeee. I didn't know you liked chamomile."
Lucy arched her eyebrows and looked questioningly at the brunette waitress.
Loki immediately shut his trap.
Crap.
"Eeh-no, I'm just drinking it to relieve my stress and calm myself down as you know-HEY STING. STOP RUBBING MY BACK." She literally flipped him off the table.
Loki whistled.
"Okay, lovee. I'll make it in a quake." He brushed his hand across her cheeks and Lucy flushed adorably.
Now turning to the Mister-SMUG blonde, Loki leaned in, pressing her chest together.
"And, what would you want, you handsome gentleman?" He winked, batting his fake eyelashes at the now-not-quite-smug-but-still-smug dragon slayer. Gosh, how he wanted to punch his face.
Sting jeered and patted on his lap.
Loki raised his eyebrow.
"Mmm.. Cm'ere." Sting said, his hoarse and husky voice making Lucy blush furiously and gagged at the same time.
Loki tried hard not to scoff. He seriously wanted to dismiss the plan. Right now, he just wanted to pummel him down.
But then he saw Lucy's face, whose lips were forming into a frown.
Oh my gosh, he didn't mean to upset her or-HEY
WAIT.
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An idea flicked inside his brain. If he somehow managed to flirt the dragon slayer back, Lucy would realize how outrageous her date was and somehow, dump him?
An image of Lucy swooning into his arms, burying her tear-jerked face into his chest and moaning, "Lokkiii! I knew that you were the right guy for me from the very start, I LOVE YOU!" flashed before his eyes.
Gosh, he was such a genius.
Yeah, you don't need somebody to tell him that. After ALL! He was the leader of the 12 Zodiacs.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA. His inner-self laughed deviously.
And again, he did look attractive. His chest looked real enough so did his face.
He walked to Sting and perched on his lap, pressing himself at Sting.
Sting's smirk widened and Loki fought the urge to beat him up senselessly.
On the other hand, Lucy scorned.
OH MY GOSH. This is just.. JUST OUTRAGEOUS! Her tantrum just been triggered. What was he thinking flirting with another GIRL in front of her?
Oh god. I sound like a jealous girlfriend.
She made a horror expression. Did she just THINK that she was like a jealous girlfriend?
GIRLFRIEND?
She clenched her fists unconsciously and bit her lips.
When did she start thinking about Sting in this way?
A-am I s-settling some feelings for Sting E-Eucliffe?
NO.
Lucy mentally screamed.
On second thoughts, she really would have preferred Hibiki or Lyon to accompany her.
B-but..
WHY WAS SHE THE ONLY FEMALE IN THE SEIZURE TEAM?
The magic council had chosen Lyon, Hibiki, Sting and Lucy to capture the criminal.
GOSH. Why. Why. Why. She clutched her purse. Hearing the keys jiggling in her purse somehow made her feel better.
The on-watch team was unknown. Well, of course, they are the secret agents working behind the scene.
She had told Master to appoint her in the secret agents group though.
But the eighty-or-probably-older-than-that-Master just shrugged her off saying,
"With your umm-ehhh-I don't think it would be appropriate to say but your JUGS, don't you think you stand out?"
Good old Master earned a red area on his cheek, where Lucy had just planted her hand.
Breaking from her chains of thoughts, she glanced back quickly at the white dragon slayer who was watching her amusingly.
Bastardd! She mouthed.
Seeing Lucy buried in her thoughts as she puffed those cheeks of her was pretty amusing and ADORABLE at the same time. Sting thought as he watched the blonde girl mouthed her.
Probably a curse word.
But he wanted to see if he could push her further. So he looked back at the brunette who was perching on his lap.
And damn was she heavy. Well, probably lighter than Lucy but still HEAVY. (Sorry, I just had to type this. LOL)
"What about I ordered a round of these lips?" Sting whispered into Loki's ears, making the skin on Lucy's neck crawl.
Loki tried hard not to scoff. Gosh, this was déjà vu. Hibiki just did it to him a few moments ago.
On the other hand, Lucy stood up, the chair screeching as she got up forcibly.
"I need to go to the restroom."
And she strolled off, truing to hide the scorn on her face as she slammed the door behind her.
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"Hahahha. Someone's jealous!" Sting called after her.
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Lucy opened a door and threw a vase at him.
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"URUSAI!"
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"God, that was hilarious." Sting threw his head back and laughed whilst Loki had a confused expression on his face.
"What was hilarious?" The brunette asked as he raised his eyebrow at her.
"I just wanted to see her jealous, you know." Sting murmured, a shade of red occupying his cheeks. (AWWWH OKAY. IM SUFFOCATING. STING, YOU'RE SO ADORABLE.)
Loki watched him as he chuckled and blushed.
What. What. What. What. WHUT.
He mentally screamed.
"Just like I thought, she's adorable." Sting got up and scratched his head.
Okay, Loki was completely perplexed. DID HE JUST GOT USED?
Loki flailed his arms, "Can somebody tell me w-what in the HELL just happened?" Loki stammered with his words. Sting folded his arms in front of him.
"I used you to get Lucy jealous. Problem, woman?" The smug look had reappeared, that annoying smirk on his face.
God, Loki couldn't describe the rage building inside him. He wanted to seriously kill the smug blonde.
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"And besides, are you really a woman?"
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Crap.
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Sting had materialized behind Loki and grabbed his ahem-ahem, fake boobs.
Loki could feel the heat rushing to his face.
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"What are you doing?" Loki fumbled with his words as he tried to yank away from Sting's grasp.
Sting, now, had his hand under the uniform, groping his fake breast.
Loki screamed.
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"Seriously? Silicon?" Sting pulled out some fake silicon breast and tutted.
Loki crossed his arms protectively over himself as he snarled at the white dragon slayer who had tossed the silicon to the far end of the room.
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"Take that disgusting thing and go away before Lucy comes back." Sting called as Loki was emitting a menacing aura around him.
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"I WILL EVEN IF YOU DON'T TELL ME TO." Loki called out as she picked up the silicon, his bangs covering up his face.
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"Oh and I wasn't kidding about the order! While Lucy's still away, maybe we could have some gay-"
Loki hurled his heels at him which Sting merely dodged.
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"DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT LINE, EUCLIFFE."
Then the brunette gagged the silicon down the shocked blonde's mouth and exited the suite.
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Operation Mademoiselle: First Phrase
Lolu-chan
FAILED.
Meanwhile, Gray waited and waited.
Dammit!
Why hadn't that idiot come out of the suite yet? He tapped his foot impatiently where he stood, a few tables away from the suite, serving a couple of lovely ladies.
Or Gray would say...
JUVIA-LIKE LADIES. URGH.
"Gray-sama, you look fabulous in this uniform." A young brunette girl chuckled as he took notes for the order.
Gray winked and the girls squealed.
"Gray-sama, why don't you become a model instead of a mage?" The other purple headed girl giggled.
He almost screamed out in frustration.
Damn, he needed air.
And also, curse his stripping habit!
The damn uniform is suffocating meh.
He quickly unbuttoned some buttons of his shirt and the girls squealed. (LE DROOOLS)
"Gray-sammaaaa, you're soooo hotttt." (Sorry, I just had to w)
Damn you, Loki! What's taking you so LONG?
Gray cursed that spirit bastard.
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Then suddenly, a familiar voice boomed and there was a crash.
Gray glanced up to meet a very pissed blonde girl with a scowl on her face, steam coming out from her ears. (Well, okay. Supposing that.)
EHH OHH.
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Looks like Loki had blew it.
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BIG TIME.
Her face distorted into a frown and her eyebrows were knitted together.
Gray cringed.
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Need he remind himself the last time Lucy got pissed at Loki, she almost scared the shit out of Natsu and him? And yes, afterwards, they behaved ever so nicely and even had to hug each other because they were just scared shit and all.
HECK. Woman of Fairy Tail are truly terrifying.
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Lucy rubbed her hands together and slammed the door behind her, resulting in another crash as she sent a plate flying across the restaurant.
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"HEY. Watch where you're going, YOUNG LADY!"
A man had just bumped into the utterly pissed blonde girl and was yelling at her. Gray gulped.
He silently prayed for the man.
Your sacrifice won't be in vain, dear stranger.
He watched as Lucy glared at the man, her mouth curving upwards as she snapped.
It was just a matter of three seconds before Lucy snap.
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Three.
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Two.
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One.
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"GET LOST."
Then, just like that, the blonde lifted her leg and kicked the man. In the shin.
Gray held his breath as the man went flying across the room and landed a few meters away.
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Gasps were heard as people hurdled away from the vicious blonde girl.
"KYAAAH. DEMON!"
Exactly.
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He sometimes wondered if there were even more vicious women than Erza, Lucy and Mirajane.
Back in Edolas, he remembered Edo Lucy.
Gray trembled with fear.
Now he pitied his own counterpart, feeling sympathy as he thought of living in Edolas with Edo Lucy.
But then if the two worlds were to collide and there would be twice as more danger for Gray, considering Erza Scarlet, Erza Knightwalker, Mirajane, Lucy and Edo Lucy.
Well, okay. Edo-Mira if she's scary.
Then he wouldn't live in this world at all. Because they were all DOOMED.
He would have already packed all of his belongings and fled to Mars or Jupiter or even Pluto where it's cold.
Although he personally preferred Neptune or Uranus because it's blue.
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OKAY. FIRSTLY HE WOULD NEED AN OXYGEN TANK THAT WOULD LAST HIM FOR A LONG TIME.
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But then, it's those little things that made Gray fall for our favourite celestial mage of Fairy Tail.
Brace yourself, Gray.
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He watched dreamily at the blonde girl who was storming across the restaurant. Then he abandoned all his possessions and followed the girl.
And yes, need I ALSO remind that he also did strip unconsciously, making the girls present in the room faint over his sexiness. (*FAINTS*)
Somewhere in Hargeon,
Two people landed on the roof of a building.
A young girl with a black lacy skirt with a white blouse with frilly edges to it and a young man wearing a black tuxedo.
"Kaname, are you ready?" The pink-haired girl giggled playfully as she jumped down the building, the frills of her blouse ruffling in the breeze as she landed swiftly in front of the dark brunette mam.
She soothed her skirt and clunk her black pumps impatiently.
"Mmmmm..." Kaname jumped down, a tall and slender young man with mesmerizing purple eyes.
She pouted and crossed her arms over her chest.
"Master said it's time. He'll probably come with the blueprints later."
The pink haired girl flipped her hair, her soft pink curls wavering in the air.
Kaname grunted and picked up his long wooden flute as he started playing an agonizingly beautiful tune.
She frowned as he started fingering the flute so she snatched it away.
"You get the blonde girl and I'll get the others." The girl smiled deviously, a glint in her grey eyes, her body fluttering as a breeze blew.
"Blonde?"
The man raised his eyebrows and paused for a while.
Ridley, the pink-haired girl nodded, her pink curls bouncing from her shoulders and made a little motion with her hands.
Rustlings sounded and a few moments later, a blonde girl wearing a maroon dress with her blonde hair cascading down her shoulders appeared; an exact replica of Lucy. Her cleavage clearly visible.
Kaname observed the girl and blushed.
Ba-dump.
"Righttt. Take care of herr. She's a really handful one."
The pink haired girl smiled as she watched the young man reaching out for the blonde.
In a flash, Ridley had materialized beside Kaname, a ripple forming as she carefully reshaped into herself.
Then with a snap of her finger, they disappeared, the darkness eating the two away.
Somewhere...
"ARE WE THERE YET?"
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"HAI HAI HAI. We're here."
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"Juvia-chan. I don't want to yell at you or something but... COULD YOU STOP RAINING ON ME?"
THERE! Done :) I hope you like it! I tried to make it funny and all.
Lol. I was laughing so hard at the part where Natsu dived into the flour cabinet and all. Lololol.
Sorry, if i had some mistakes though :T I typed this while I was laughing so hard. Hahahahaha.
Reviews would be appreciated! :) Oh and you can vote what end-pairing you want ^.^
Eehh. The vote could be either between Sting or Gray.
But I was thinking Gray since he's obviously in love with Lucy.
But still, Sticy is adorable too. Hahahahhaha.
This story is still ongoing and I'll probably update in a couple of days! Or if I'm busy, a week later! Hahaha. I love you all! And thanks for your guys support! xo