Rosalie point of view
Now I hate that dog, but the dare that Edward made him do was pure genius, it was so funny! I was laughing so hard that it was a good thing that I didn't have to breathe. And the video that Leah filmed, well that was just about the best blackmail I have ever had the privilege to see! So of course I made a copy of it, or two!
Anyway, it was the weekend after Jacob's dare, and I had only just gotten over it, whenever I saw him, I started laughing, I kept remembering that guy, the one that had actually believed that Jacob was gay, that's what Edward says anyway, and he would know. Yay, the mutt's here (note the sarcasm) so now we have the honour of finding out who he's going to dare.
'So Rosalie,' he started, 'No,' I glared at him, trying to force him down a different path then the one he had chosen. 'Anyway,' he continued, 'Truth or Dare,' I considered doing Truth, I really did, but I wasn't going to be the first to choose it. 'Dare,' I said, he smiled wickedly, making me feel just a bit uneasy. 'Blondie,' he said, 'you know how you ARE a blonde?' 'Yes?' I questioned, I mean it was sort of obvious to anyone with eyes; then again, he never tears his eyes off of Ness to look at anyone else. 'Well, there's this song I want you to sing, standing on a cafeteria table at lunchtime, really loud, so everyone hears, complete with dance moves, and it's about another famous blonde.' 'No,' I thought, 'he wouldn't, would he?'
'Barbie Girl, by Aqua,' he smiled evilly, 'oh, and you have to dress like a Barbie too!' My mouth fell open in shock, I had to give it to him, I didn't know that he could be so evil.
So, anyway, that is why, the Monday we went back to school after the weekend I was wearing a pink minidress and pink stilettos, to look like Barbie, anyway, Emmett had volunteered to do Ken's bit, so, who knows what was going through his head. Whatever, I was just grateful that it was going to be him and not someone who would completely embarrass me even more.
Throughout the morning, I got a few strange looks, but then it was lunchtime and I went and sat at a table in the middle of the cafeteria with my family, and the dog.
It was halfway through lunch when I stood up, stood on the table and opened my mouth, 'Excuse me everyone, I need your attention,' I said loudly, everyone went silent immediately. 'Umm,' I said, before taking a deep breath and waiting for Emmett to start singing.
Emmett: Hi Barbie
Rosalie: Hi Ken!
Emmett: Do you wanna go for a ride?
Rosalie: Sure Ken!
Emmett: Jump In...
Rosalie: I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair; undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair; undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Uu-oooh-u)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Uu-oooh-u)
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair; undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair; undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Emmett (and most of the other guys as well): Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Rosalie: (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Emmett (and co.): Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Rosalie: (uu-oooh-u)
Emmett (and others): Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Rosalie: (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Boys: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Rosalie: (uu-oooh-u)
Rosalie: Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Emmett: Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Rosalie: Oh, I love you Ken!
As we ended it, I fell off of the table into Emmett's arms, 'Good job,' he whispered to me, 'thanks,' I said back. Everyone was laughing so much that if they could have, they would have been crying, the strangest thing was that I felt like laughing too, or not so strange, 'Jasper,' I growled, 'control yourself.' 'Sorry,' he said, laughing still, 'it's just too funny.'
He was going to pay, and I had an idea of how! Mwahahahahaha
AN. Hello :D This is Bookworm, please just take a second to review, try to guess whose going next! I Know! Says Goldi-Sox By the way everyone, we don't actually own Twilight, as I'm sure you have guessed, nor do we own the song 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua, even though Goldi-Sox is one! I am not; though I do have blonde hair it does not mean I am a bimbo! And don't bring my Blonde Moments into this!