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Episode 701: First day
Director: Alright everyone! Today we have big day of shooting! Is everyone ready?!
Everyone: YEA!
Assistant: Ok is everybody here? Conan?
Conan: Here
Assistant: Ran?
Ran: Here
Assistant: Suzuki Sonoko?
Sonoko: Here!
Assistant: Jirokichi?
Jirokichi: Oi! Let's get this film started!
Assistant: Sure… Agasa? *Agasa runs in with a bagel in his mouth* *sighs* Late as always. Shonen Tantei?
Ayumi: Here!
Mitsuhiko: Here.
Genta: I'm here.
Assistant: Haibara?
*no comment*
Assistant: Haibara Ai?
Ai: I'm here *cold stare*
Assistant:*Shivers* Ahem. Well let's continue. Mouri Kogoro?
Kogoro: It's Mouri Poirot today.
Everyone except him: *Annoyed death stare*
Assistant: Ok… Poirot. *eye roll* Yukiko?
Another assistant: *whispers into first assistant's ear* Mrs. Kudo says she's on her way now. She just boarded the flight around an hour ago.
Assistant: Oh well. She has very little scenes anyway. We'll just film her parts last then. Ok, lets continue. *checks list* Alright, black org members. Vermouth?
Vermouth: Here
Assistant: Gin?
Gin: *death stare*
Assistant: *shivers* Vodka?
Vodka: *creepy smile*
Assistant:*Sweat drops EXTREME* *coughs* Bourbon, and Bourbon suspects?
Subaru: Here
Sera: Here
Amuro: Here
Assistant: And our special guest star, Kaitou KID.
Another assistant: Umm, Kuroba-kun isn't here. He's sick.
Assistant: What?! We need to film the scene today though!
Another assistant: Then you should find another Kaitou KID or we're going to lose our jobs
Assistant: Please, please, please, please, please Kudo-kun can you fill in for Kaito KID?
Shinichi: What? Can't you ask someone else?
Assistant: Well Vermouth is in the episode along with Yukiko. You're the only on not in the episode and Heiji is too dark skinned for our make-up.
Heiji's voice from a distant: Ahos! I should have been in this arc!
Shinichi: I find that quite odd, that I'm not in it, not that Hattori isn't in it
Heiji's voice from a distant: You know what! I'll photobomb all your shots!
Kazuha's voice from a distant: HEIJI! STOP YELLING! I'M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!
Assistant: Anyway… What do you say Kudo-kun?
Shinichi: If it's for the sake of the film, sure.
Assistant: GREAT! Let's get you suit up. Oh and do you know ventriloquism?
Shinichi: *shakes head*
Assistant: Oh well, that's not until later. Lets hope Kuroba-kun ready by then.
"AAAHHHHHHHCCCCCHHHHHHOOOOOOO"
Aoko: geez Kaito, why did you get sick now of all times?
Kaito: It's not my fault we had to film Magic Kaito episode 6 over again.*blows nose* What are you doing here anyway Ahoko?
Aoko: Well what's wrong for me to take care of you? *blushes*
Kaito: N-nothing *blushes*
Director: Shonen Tantei, alright Action!
Shinichi on a hang-glider : Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, OH SHIT. How the heck does Kuroba ride this thing!
Director: Do you have the hang of it?
Shinichi: Hey, why didn't you get the real Shiho-san to do this?
Director: Because you rip the mask off
Shinichi: *sigh* Alright I got it
Director: great, now try to balance the hang-glider because you are going to only use one hand
Shinichi: WHAT?!
Heiji: I am so angry
Kazuha: Do I need to call your anger management therapist again?
Heiji: No, it's just that we were the only ones that aren't in the Mystery train arc. I mean seriously! Kuroba, the black org members, and even Kudo's mom is in it!
Kazuha: You have a point there, but you've been in way more episodes that all three of them combined
Heiji: UUUUGGGGHHHHH
Kazuha: *dials numbers on phone* Hello yes, can you stop by, yea Heiji is out of control again
Speaking of Heiji, I'm very sorry for the very late update of Forgotten: A Heiji story, give me more time