My RWBY AU
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"This will be fun to watch." Ruby said smirking as she watched the students be launched through the air and out into the Emerald Forest below.
"It usually is." Glynda agreed as they used the cameras to watch the students land, Ruby holding a bag of popcorn and having on a soda cap much to the two older teachers amusement. The three of them were even sharing the popcorn.
"Although… it is kind of creepy." Ruby said causing the two older ones to blink at her as Pyrrha pinned Juane to a tree with her spear.
"What is?" Glynda asked blinking as she stole some of the smaller teachers popcorn. Although it wasn't really stealing if the girl gave her some willingly.
"The whole first eye contact makes you partners thing. It sounds like you're playing matchmaker with the students." Ruby said causing the two older teachers to pause for a moment as they looked at each other for a long moment.
"I've never thought about it like that before. It's always been like that." Glynda said finally…causing Ruby to snicker slightly while Ozpin nodded in agreement.
"Makes me almost wonder who my partner would have been if I were a student." Ruby said idly causing the other two to shrug slightly.
"With your luck that I've observed? Probably that Weiss girl who you got into a confrontation with yesterday." Glynda said causing Ruby to nod slightly in agreement. With her luck that was probably right.
"Hmm odd number this year. Looks like there will be a team of three this year." Ozpin noted as everyone began pairing off aside from one girl, the white haired girl that the two women were talking about ironically enough.
"Can't wait to see what team names we'll decide on this year." Glynda said with a chuckle while Ruby smirked as she highlighted the four 'macho' boys she had noticed in the forest.
"Well if you arrange their initials just right it'll come out as C.R.D.L. which can be either Cardinal or Curdle." Ruby said showing it to Glynda who snickered while Ozpin looked over their shoulders and smiled slightly in amusement.
"And if you put these four together their initials come out J.N.P.R. which can be said as Juniper." Glynda said highlighting another four, they all seemed talented except for that one blond boy that seemed a bit slow.
"Now all that's left is these three." Ozpin said tapping the three girls left over, one of which was Yang.
"Hmm…W.B.Y. Wobbly?" Ruby offered causing Glynda to snort.
"Sounds like they're drunkards." Glynda said causing Ruby to laugh.
"Prim and proper and miss Ninja maybe not… my sister though… well… most of her fights take place in a bar." Ruby informed them causing Glynda to roll her eyes heavenward.
"Hmm… WBY and can call it 'Ruby'." Glynda offered causing Ozpin and Ruby to crinkle their noses, not too keen on that title.
"I could see that if I were a member of the team but…" Ruby trailed off slightly causing the two to nod.
"Maybe it could be BWY 'Bye'?" Ozpin offered causing the two women to shrug. It seemed to be the best that they could come up with.
"From today onwards you will be Team C.R.D.L., cardinal, led by Cardin Winchester." Ozpin said raising a hand in Cardin's direction an hour later as he was announcing the new teams. Ruby was off to the side with Glynda muttering about how it should be pronounced 'Curdle' instead much to the older woman's amusement.
"Juane Arc, Pyrrah Nikons, Nora Valkyrie and Ren Lei. You four retrieved the white rook pieces, from today onwards you shall be known as Team JNPR led by Juane Arc." Ozpin said as the next team took the stage, raising his hand in Juane's direction much to the boys shock.
"L-led by?" Juane asked, well squeaked more like causing Ruby to smirk.
"Yeah you know what that means don't cha? It means you're the so called 'Captain' of the squad and have to look out for your teammates now. It also means you have final say on what missions you take." Ruby said, sounding as if she were speaking to a very slow person, causing Juane to blush although it might be because of the grin she was giving him to let him know she was just playing.
"Blake Belladonna, Weiss Schnee, Yang Xio Long you three have picked up the white knight pieces…from today forward you will be known as team BWY led by Blake Belladonna." Ozpin said causing Weiss to jaw drop in shock while Yang cheered and slapped her partner on the back as the girl in question looked absolutely befuddled at this.
"This is going to be an interesting year." Ozpin said smirking slightly while Ruby snorted under her breath alongside Glynda.
"Five lien says that's going to be the Chinese Curse kind of interesting." Ruby muttered causing Glynda to snicker.
"No bet. Only a fool would take you up on that bet." Glynda said causing Ruby to snicker slightly.
"Ask my sister and she'll tell you that only a fool will take me up on any kind of bet. I wasn't exaggerating when I told you all last night that one of my nicknames was 'Devils Luck Ruby'." Ruby said as the two women followed Ozpin out of the room as the teams tried to introduce themselves to each other and get to know each other.
"That sounds like a story to share with the rest of the staff." Ozpin said hearing the comment and smiling back at Ruby who smiled as well before her sensitive ears picked up on a crass remark from one of Cardin's teammates. Her head whipped around before she dragged Glynda and Ozpin to the floor as said teammate was sent flying over their head and through three walls.
"YOU EVER THINK ABOUT MY SISTER LIKE THAT AGAIN AND I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" Yang screamed after the boy, her hair on fire and her eyes blood red as Blake and all of Team JNPR held her back.
"What in the world was that about?" Glynda asked bewildered as she stood and turned to look at the younger blond torn between disbelief, anger, and confusion.
"Um… he had made a crass and pretty nasty remark about Professor Rose in front of the professors older sibling…" The rabbit Faunus that Ruby was told named Velvet informed the three teachers nervously from nearby, her rabbit hearing having caught what he had said.
"What did he say?" Ozpin wondered as the boy was carried to the medical bay by his new teammates.
"He had said that he'd love to get her out of her dress and… well I'm sure you can guess, and then he reared about how that had probably been how she had gotten her job as a teacher." Velvet said nervously, blushing at what he had said even though she had felt angered at what the boy said too. Ruby just face palmed while Glynda and Ozpin both looked furious.
"Yeah that would set Yang off alright." Ruby muttered while Ozpin and Glynda glared after where the boy had been taken.
"Glynda, please make sure that mister Russell knows he has the first detention of the year when he comes too." Ozpin requested calmly and causing Glynda to nod sharply.
"Perhaps I should arrange for someone to stay with Ruby at all times in case any of the other boys gets any unsavory ideas?" Glynda asked looking to Ozpin while Ruby's next remark came after she snorted and caused the two adults to grin sheepishly at her.
"They can try but I'll show them exactly what my powers and weapons can do to a human. Calm down a bit. I already have an overprotective big sister, I don't need you two being overprotective as well."