Ch.3

"Pikachu, go on with out me! I just can't go on!" Ash feebly states, looking more and more pale.

"Get off your fat ass! We've been walking for less than five minutes! You can still see your house from here!" replies an enraged Pikachu.

"Yeah, maybe if you spent more time working out and less 'launching' your crotch rocket, you wouldn't be in this mess."

"Both of you shut up and let me rest for a while then we can continue our journey," states a somehow exhausted Ketchum, who suddenly fell asleep.

Pikachu face palms and says, "Hump shit, five minutes of walking is hardly a journey."

However, being the reliable traveling companion he is the mouse Pokemon began dragging his resting master through the rocky terrain.

After doing this for about fifteen minutes he even created a song.

"Over the ditches and through the grass to Viridian City we go. The mouse knows the way to carry the dumbass, through the really newby Route 1," he sang merrily, showing much enthusiasm. He would put a guitar solo in there later.

He also gave a cheer every time the duo went over especially rough terrain. Pikachu knew how much it would hurt once his trainer woke up. This... um, merriment continued on for about another half an hour until Pikachu spotted a purple rat gnawing on an Oran berry. (He did a great of avoiding Pokemon, I guess.)

"Hey dumb Ash wake up and catch that Pokemon," Pikachu states while bitch slapping his 'fallen' comrade.

"POKEMON!" screams a suddenly alert wannabe master.

"Very good Ash, that is a Pokemon!"

"Hah, dumb ash," chuckles Pikachu, still laughing at his stupid pun.

"Silence, mortals! Owww, by the way why does my mug hurt so much?"

At this Pikachu's muffled giggles became a barrage of laughter. Multiple dark bruises and deep gashes covered his face. All and all it was a horrible mess; Pikachu couldn't have been prouder.

Ash questions, "What's so funny Pikapoo?"

"Just smiling about how dashing you look today! Oh, and if your face hurts it's because the narrator sucker punched you!"

"I must certainly did not! I only kicked him in the nuts after you assured me he'd be fine."

"No wonder my stick and berries hurt too! You better hope they still work!" he finishes with a dose of anguish in his voice.

"I feel your pain... no that's not it. I gave you your pain!"

Pikachu and the narrator shared an air-five, somehow.

"Screw you, dick wads! Now I'm gonna catch that, uhhh...,"

"Who's that Pokemon?"

Please review the name of the Pokemon so Ash can catch it, or at least try!