Sorry about my "own" review. My sister accidently was on my name and posted it. Oh well.
Chapter Three is coming soon!
R&R!
But for now, a little something to keep you waiting.
Chapter Zero: What the...?
Lloyd: I'm bored.
Zelos: Yeah, me too. Let's go find some girls.
Colette: Let's kick puppies.
Raine: OoooHHH! I wanna kick puppies!
Regal: Me too. Let us engage in the activity of kicking puppies.
Colette, Raine, Regal: (Kick puppies)
Mithos: Those were MY puppies you little freaks! Now I will cover you in nacho cheese!
Kratos: Dammit! Not nacho cheese! Remember the incident in high school, Yuan?
Yuan: Hehehe..the look on your face. Then we all added in peanut butter and hung you from the ceiling and played Kratos the pinata.
Kratos: I hate you all.
Mithos: EAT NACHO CHEESE, INFERIOR BEINGS! AND SALSA TOO! AND PEANUT BUTTER! AND WHATEVER ELSE WE POURED ON KRATOS IN HIGH SCHOOL!
Genis: Don't worry everyone, the peanut butter is our friend. The peanut butter says we will be okay.
Regal: Are you on drugs?
Genis: ...do you want some?
Mithos: (pours nacho cheese, salsa, and peanut butter on top of everyone)
Zelos: NOOOOOOO! I'm too pretty. Seriously.
Lloyd: Darn. I picked the wrong day to wear socks.
Genis and Colette: (whispering) That's not it.
Lloyd: Err..I mean we picked the wrong guy to mess with.
Mithos: Fools! (eats them)
Regal: Well this stinks.
End Chapter Zero
Well that kinda sucked. Sorry, still thinking of ideas for upcoming chapters.