Here's another one for you guys to laugh over, these fics are going to be short since it's not a full show so each chapter will be unusually short for a Mosshadow fic. This is part of an across the Board update so we have most of my other fics updated. If you like this show be sure to see Jayfeather talk a longer multi fandom talk show with 3,000 to 5,000 word episodes compared to 500 word episodes. But similar humor and setting. We've started a new season with a chrismas special too.
Sparkly ED! The first half was written by Brightclaw and the second by Mosshadow and Leopardpool.(But mostly Mosshadow and Brightclaw).
Mosshadow: welcome to Sparkly ED!*Thought* I wonder how many flames we'll get.*end*
Leopardpool: Personally I hate Jacob.
Brightclaw: oh screw that! DIE ED you little pedophile! Super pale , stalking little sonofa*Bleep*.
Edward: oh Bella , oh Bella where for art thou ?
Bella: OH Edward, oh Edward, where art thou Edy?
Brightclaw: so , how old are you Ed?
Edward: Why, my age is over nine thousand!
Mosshadow: uh, thats nice.... child molester.
Jayfeather: Hey, I brought the T.O.W.
Fell: I carried it jerk!
Readers : Groan , here we go again with an insane amount of fandom crossing...
Brightclaw: OMG, its the Emos! *hugs both* .
Fell: Can't breathe..
Jayfeather: ugh, it's the death hug....
Leopardpool: oh, it's Fell, the wolf on crack....
Mosshadow: what ever, get out guys.
Brightclaw: WEEEE! *deathhugs every one in the room including audience.*
Jayfeather: *cuts himself and bleeds to death*
every one begins twitching.
Yellowfang: not again *zaps Jayfeather back to life with remote*
Brightclaw: gasp, hey look ! I'm sparkly from hugging Edward! ….. EWWW!
Audience: Yuck!
Mosshadow: Let me purify you .* zaps with remote.*
Edward: how dare you get rid of her sparkles.... very well then, if you do not except the sparkleness, I shall force it upon thee. Attack! Sparkle Zombies!
Sparklely zombies that have been mutated by Edwards sparkle begin to plod towards the cast.
Jayfeather+Fell+Yellowfang: *all run out the door*
Mosshadow: oh god! His Sparkleness is infecting the dead!
Brightclaw: let's take them down! *pulls out desparklelization cannon* Die !
She begins shooting all the zombies.
Bella: never! You must die! * pulls out sparklely wand* ! Stupidfy !
Mosshadow: Oh , great, Harry potter crossing over now.... *pulls out wand and cast shield spell*
Leopardpool: *throws book at Bella*
Bella is knocked unconcoius by the large novel , which happens to be War and Peace. By then the other Zombies have been killed by Brightclaw.
Brightclaw: HA ha ! Dullness has triumphed over Sparkleness!
Edward: Fool! Now you shall feel the power of the Sparklely side! *pulls out sparkle saber*
Brightclaw: Damn you ! *Pulls out green lightsaber, while Moss and Leopardpool take out blue sabers*
Edward: I sense fear.... of my powers of molestation!
Brightclaw: you shall fail! *slashes*
Edward blocks and then raises his hand and sends lots of sparkles at them.
Mosshadow: erm.. lets just get the hell out of here!! *begins to runs out*
Leopardpool: Yeah, good idea! *runs out too!
Brightclaw: Hey! Wait!
Edward: *stab*
Brightclaw: *runs away*
Edward: hey come back you unsparklely cowards!!
Mosshadow: now what?
Brightclaw: it's simple, I put in in over nine thousand sticks of TNT in the studio!*Smiles*
Leopardpool: But we need the studio for Jayfeather talk later !!
Brightclaw: We have insurance right? Anyway ! THIS IS SPARTA! *presses button*
Edward: hmmm.... I wonder why they ran out, it's almost suspicious, but I doubt it, they're to stupid to try anything! Not like they stuck in tons of dynamite! Ha ha!
Studio: *EXPLODES IN A MASSIVE FIREBALL*
The end!
Mosshadow: What ? It's the end already?
Brightclaw: yep , this ain't an insanely Jayfeather talk show!
Mosshadow: whats wrong with length?
Brightclaw: just shut it!