I hung up Emmett's cell phone, and dropped my head onto his shoulder. I could see a plan forming in my genius mind. Mwahahahaha! I thought.
"Let me guess," Emmett said, as he continued running, "Another awesome plan?"
"Did I say it out loud again?" I groaned. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere with that.
"Nah, you only muttered it this time. But I'm a vampire! I hear everything!" Emmett shouted, getting excited.
"Okay, are the others close enough to hear?" I asked.
"Nope," he said, popping the 'P'.
"Alright, if you wouldn't mind playing along, we could pretend to be together, but trying to hide it. Got it?" I said.
"Uh, not really. Try and explain again, I'm sure I'll catch up." Emmett slowed down infinitesimally.
"Well, we'll sort this mess out with Carlisle first and just act cool for a day or two. Then we'll go out somewhere by ourselves, maybe, Seattle? I don't know. Then, we'll go out a couple of nights together and we'll be close to each other with everyone else around.
To get past Edward, I don't have to do much but act a little different, but you will have to control your thoughts, but don't think about Rosalie, as that will give us away. To trick Alice, we'll have to act like a couple whenever we go out. If we stuff up, or do really well, she'll be the first to cotton on.
Now, when we are altogether with the rest of the Cullens, we'll have a hard time fooling Jasper. Jasper will probably sense that we are acting strangely and be trying to figure it out. We will have to start feeling slightly guilty, but try and hide it, so it's not obvious. Then we'll gather our feelings of love and look at each other and then kind of advertise them to Jasper. We will have to only do them now and again, to make it look like we're hiding, but Jasper will be confused and talk to Alice.
After they talk and share their 'experiences', they will be even more confused and talk to Edward and maybe Rosalie. Then, that will be the hardest time to act. They will be watching us so closely that we will barely be able to move. But, we will start to be more obvious with our actions, so that even Carlisle and Esme will notice.
Maybe, we could, one night at this time, go out to, say, a restaurant, but make sure that the rest of them are so confused, that they will, follow us. We could make sure they are all watching and then, do what we did today, if you know what I mean."
Emmett gave a nod and I was surprised he was able to move after what I was telling him. But wait. I wasn't finished yet. I was getting to the good part. I grinned mischievously.
"We would give them the biggest show yet, throwing futures, thoughts and emotions around. Knowing Rosalie's temperament, she would charge in and a make a huge show, in a packed restaurant. It would be awesome!" I cackling madly at the mental images floating around in my head and Emmett had a huge grin on his face.
He stopped and spun me around, so that I was in front of him and he gave me a bone crushing hug. He then threw me back onto his back and started running faster than ever, and shouted.
"Let's do it!"