A/N: Ok guys, third chapter. Hope you like it................. oh, and please not that this is in no offense to anyone's stories, and that we are not speaking for the entire population of fanfic writers...thank you.

Disclaimer: Honestly, aren't you soooo tired of reading disclaimers.

Harry:

Book/Canon/Movie:

"I cant be a wizard. I'm Harry, just Harry." Harry stammered, looking up at Hagrid's massive form. *Note that Harry is very scrawny from growing up in a closet.*

Fandom/Fanfic:

Harry walked into the room- flexing his rippling chest muscles- with a chorus of 'ooh''s and 'aahh''s from the female population. Just then, Ginny entered and flipped her long red hair over her shoulder. She walked across the room and proceeded to slap Harry across the face with a resounding crack.

"How dare you sleep with___(blank)___!! I thought we were an item!"

"She's not been the only one." Harry flashed a winning smile and popped a steroid into his mouth.

**The blank above can be replaced with all of the female population, and most of the male population...although I've never seen a Harry/Hagrid one before...hmmmm...**


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