Calpurnia could feel the metallic, icy sensation of that good stuff coursing through her veins. Yes, that was the expensive nice morphine. She would have to repay Mrs. Dubose in full. Calpurnia hoisted herself over the mangled sheets of Mrs. Dubose's bed. The elder of the two gave a little smirk.
"Well done n*******. I have a prize for you" Mrs. Dubose then promptly took off her shirt and did the harlem shake. Calpurnia then also did the Harlem Shake and then died, because Mrs. Dubose is like 90 Million years old. Then Mrs. Dubose died, because she is like 90 Million years old. But then Dill walked in, and got an instant bulge in his pants at the sight of their dead corpses.
Calpurnia turned white that evening. We won't spare you the details.