Sherlock Holmes and the case of the missing TARDIS

by Steven Moffat

Sherlock and John are woken suddenly by a broken down blue box with a man appears in their living room. Now the three of them have to fix it before it's too late. They will risk their lives, crossing some strange aliens, and Moriarty more than once. Teaming up with enemies and finding out that not all friends are trustworthy, will Sherlock and John survive? Yes, there is Johnlock.

3. Three

The Doctor looked over at Jack. "Where's your beds?"

"What the hell is this all about?" Jack asked as he and the Doctor lugged Sherlock and John onto a bench. "I was over at Torchwood doing very important stuff."

"Yes, yes, I know, making out with your boyfriend is very serious. I contacted you because the TARDIS was acting funny. I though you could help. THen it landed in Sherlock Holmes' flat-"

Jack pointed to Sherlock, and then to himself. "That's- Sherlock?" He straightened his coat, "Well then-"

"No time for flirting."

"I was just going to say hello when he wakes up." Jack said, frowning. "Anyway, continue."

"What more is there to say? I landed at his flat, and then some Daleks came, so we jumped out of a window. No big deal."

"Then why did you call me?" Jack went back to manning the controls, switching his ship to invisible mode so the Daleks couldn't get to them.

"BECAUSE MY TARDIS IS MISSING JACK!" The Doctor yelled. "My TARDIS!"

"Don't get your panties in a twist." Jack said, raising the ship higher in the air. "We'll find it. But there is something more."

"Donna-"

"Always a girl isn't it Doctor?" Jack smiled devilishly.

"Aren't you funny?" The Doctor made a face, "May I remind you that I kissed you back?"

Jack stopped smiling, "Go on."

"This girl named Donna just came to my TARDIS in a wedding dress. SHe then helped me save the world, and refused my proposal to be my companion. People just don't refuse!"

"Like Micky?"

The Doctor flinched. "That's not the point. I like traveling alone, but a companion keeps me sane."

Jack was about to say, but Sherlock moaned. "John, I just had the weirdest dream." He sat up, and yelped, "Nevermind John. It isn't a dream."

Jack walked over, pressing autopilot on his ship. "Hi there, I'm-"

"Bisexual, from the future, and work at some high-end place. You flirt with everyone, and you just lost some one dear to you? A close friend? A romantic partner?" Sherlock walked over to Jack, looking down at his hand.

Jack pulled back his hand, "Nevermind, I don't like Sherlock."

"Do I even want to know how you deduced that?" THe Doctor asked.

Sherlock opened his mouth, but before he could tell Jack and the Doctor how he was able to deduce all that, John said, "Sherlock, shut up." His eyes were still closed as he said, "No Sherlock, I don't care about your deductions now, I want to know where my jam is!"

Sherlock gave a petty smile. He walked over to John, and patted him lightly. "John, John." John turned around, opening his eyes slightly, "You're sleeping talking again."

John sat up, "I was?" He looked around, "Oh my god Sherlock, where are we?"

Sherlock stopped smiling, and walked around as the Doctor helped John up, "We're on a spaceship John, please learn things."

"Says the man who doesn't know the solar system." John said, standing up. "And since you know so much about what is going on, can I ask you, why are we on this ship? Please tell me you did not put drugs in my tea again, or I will kill you."

"Sadly no drugs." Sherlock said. "Apparently what the Doctor said is true."

"Great." John said. He looked over at Jack, "Uh, who's that?"

"Oh, I'm Captain Jack Harkness." Jack walked over to John, sticking out his hand. "I'm guessing you're John Watson."

John shook his hand, "You would be right."

Sherlock frowned, "John, forgetting something?"

John turned to face Sherlock. "What?"

"Our relationship?"

John laughed, making the Doctor and Jack look at each other. "Oh, are you jealous Sherlock? Ha! Sherlock Holmes is jealous?" He gasped, "Sherlock, Mrs. Hudson!"

Sherlock shook his head, "She was downstairs at the café, luckily. I better phone her soon."

"Soon? You should phone her now!" John started to take out his phone, but the Doctor said, "It's best if we leave her out of this."

"What is going on?" John asked.

"I was wondering the same thing." Jack said.

John looked as Sherlock, and grabbed his hand, "Sherlock?"

Sherlock's eyes refocused on John, "Hmmm?"

"Deducing again, are we Holmes?" the Doctor said.

Jack looked at the Doctor, "Tell me everything. I'll park at Big Ben, but while we are going there, you need to tell me what is going on."

THe Doctor sighed, "I don't have choice, do I?"

Jack shook his head. "Speak Doctor, speak."

A/N: Hello guys! Hope you like it so far. I've noticed that although this only have 3 chapters, I would appreciate it if I got some reviews for future chapters. I will no update unless I get at least 5 reviews!