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A/N- I am so sorry for having this late (insert me hitting my head on the desk here) I've been busy because of school and I haven't had time to write this. The next two chapters will probably come out next week. Also thank you for reviewing. Now I must get typing!

Chapter three- "Even a moose couldn't hold it down"

James was sleeping soundly on his bed. His curtains were pulled open. Sitting next to him was Sirius Black, who was grinning like a dog who just got a bone. Remus was stuck filming again. "Could you please hurry up Sirius. You said this was really important. I have prefect duty to take care of." complained Remus. Sirius shook his had disapprovingly at him.

"A marauder worrying about prefect duties. The great pranking gods will be disappointed in you." Sirius said. James let out a rather loud snore. Sirius watched him as he slowly turned around on the bed. "Hello camera! As you can see my co-star is fast asleep and we want to keep it that way. You see today I'm going to do the impossible! That's right I am going to make James Potter's hair lay flat!" Sirius quietly laughs evilly.

"Next he's going to try and give catnip to McGonagal." Remus muttered under his breathe. He turned the camera around so it was filming him. "Viewers this is what happens why people don't have lives." He turned the camera again so it was filming a very upset Sirius.

Sirius being the mature young adult that he is, stuck his tongue out. "Anyways, the first thing I am going to do is try common muggle hair gel. I have high hopes of this failing." He poured the gel onto James hair. Then he just watched it.

"Um... Sirius, you know you're supposed to rum the gel in. It won't do much just setting there." Remus explained.

"Do you think you could do it?" asked Sirius. He gave Remus puppy eyes.

"No. This is your stupid prank. You have to do it. Anyways why do you not want to touch James' hair?" questioned Remus. Sirius bit his lip and looked back at James.

"His hair. To put it blunt his hair could just well be my bogart. I think some of Hagrid's pets escaped and are now breeding in his hair." Sirius said. "I can do this. I can do this." He reached down to rub it in when James turned over. The gel side of his head was now on the pillow. "Well that didn't work. Shall we try glue next? Of course it will have to be magically enhanced glue so it sticks for days."

"Why don't you go talk to Malfoy. He knows a lot about hair." Remus said. Sirius seemed like he was considering the idea. Suddenly James sat up. The pillow was still stuck to his head. He looked around the room and sighed.

"It was only a dream. I thought that wild animals were trying to shave off my head." James said. "By the way, why is there a pillow stuck to my head and is that the camera? Why is it on? You're not filming me sleeping are you?"

"We were trying to make your hair lay flat. I tried gel but it didn't work. So now we're taking you to see Malfoy." explained Sirius.

"Well let me get dressed first then we can go." James said. The camera turned off.

The camera turned back on. James and Sirius were walking down the stairs. Remus was following them with the camera. They were heading to the Slytherin common room. On the way the found them selves face to face with a Slytherin they were not looking for. Regulus Black stood in front of them. He was scowling at them.

"Black, Lupin, Potter." he said. James and Sirius glared at him.

"Black." They said at the same time.

"Will you three stop wasting time. I have more important things to do." Remus requested. This caught Regulus' attention.

"Like what? Go snog Black and Potter after you do there homework?" snarled Regulus.

"Black, just because you are jealous of my relationship with Remus doesn't give you a reason to be cruel to him." James said with a girlie voice.

"Tell me they aren't going to do this again." complained Remus.

"It's true! I couldn't help myself! Seeing you walk around the corridors together, eating dinner together and doing your homework together. Why can't you be with me? Aren't I special enough?" cried Regulus.

"Trust me, you're to special for words." muttered Remus.

"We will always have Paris." James said while holding Regulus' hand. Regulus began to cry on James' shoulder.

"Potter I- I think I love someone else." Regulus cried. "Someone who will be there for me when I'm down."

"Who is it?" wondered James.

"Remus." answered Regulus. James gasped in shock. "It is true."

"Remus! How dare you steal Regulus' love from me!" yelled James.

"Can you three hush up!" shouted Sirius. He was standing by the railing of the stairs and was looking up. The three other boys stared at him in disbelief. "Come over here and see this." They walked over to him and looked up. "Isn't it amazing? You can see up the girls skirts while they walk close to the edge."

"You are such a pervert!" yelled Remus.

"You're amazing big brother." commented Regulus. "Well I have to go. I have to go find some first years to torment." He waved at them and walked away.

"We should get going too. I still want to see if James' hair lays flat." Sirius said. They reached the entrance. Malfoy was standing outside it with Narcissa . They were snogging very wildly.

"Hey Malfoy, want me to help you get that leach off your face?" asked Sirius. "Oh wait, it's just Cissy, my bad. Could we borrow you for a while? We have a hairy situation."

"I will see you later Nar-Nar." Malfoy said while waving to Narcissa.

"Bye Luc-Luc!" replied Narcissa as she entered the common room.

"Malfoy we need you hair raising talents to make James' hair lay flat." explained Sirius. "Will you try?"

"Only if you say that Slytherins are far more greater and powerful then any Gryfindor." bargained Malfoy.

"How about a chocolate frog instead?" Sirius said.

"No deal then." Malfoy said.

"Alright. Slytherins are more greater and powerful prats then any Gryfindor. Happy?" Sirius said.

"It will work for now, but some day you will under stand the power of Slytherins and will want to join us. So anyways lets get working on Potter's hair." They went to a near by boy's restroom. Lucius got his wand out and started to walk around the bathroom. Then he put his wand on James hair and muttered some words. A bright blue light came out of the wand. James' hair turned hot pink. "Hmm. I think I may have messed up his hair even more. Oh well it was a valiant effect."

"I am afraid that even a moose couldn't keep it down." commented Sirius.

"Aren't you going to try and fix my hair first?" asked James.

"No. You look a lot more sexier with pink hair." Sirius said. "Well I guess we might as well end it here. See you next time!"

"Are you seriously not going to fix my hair!" yelled James. The camera turned off.

A/N-Ok I finally have it finished. I am not quiet sure which chapter I am going to post next. It should be up by next Saturday or Sunday. If not feel free to come and attack my house. I live on Antarctica so suggest to bring fairly warm clothing. Before I forget, Lucius, in this story, is in his 7th year. Also if you have an idea or suggestion please feel free to say it. I have a few idea's for some chapters, but eventully I am going to run out of idea's sadly. Well so long and good night or good morning.