Bond arrived in Tunisia that night, and the next day disguised himself as an intern and got hired on the set of Schmear's new film "Bark of the Covenant", featuring a German Sheppard as Indiana Jones. It also stars Matthew McConaughey as Karen Allen. This information was given to Bond by M. Bond is now bringing a coffee to McConaughey.
"Here's your coffee, Mr. McConaughey," Bond says. "And Mr. Schmear thanks for hiring me as your college intern. I actually need to ask you something."
But James was interrupted when McConaughey spit coffee on him and starting choking.
"What did you do," asked Schmear. "Was their milk in that coffee? McConaughey can't have milk!"
McConaughey starting going crazy; he then ran off. James chased after him until McConaughey fell into a hole on set.
"Take my hand," James says to McConaughey.
McConaughey grabs it, but when James pulls him up, his arm rips off, a robotic arm.
"It's a robot," says James. "This obviously isn't the real McConaughey."
Looking on behind a prop tank, Schmear takes out his phone.
"The robot McConaughey went haywire sir," he says. "He is kaput."
"Thank you, Tchochkie," says the voice on the phone.