And now it's time for Zorua Reviews with Zorua- son of Zoroark.

Tonight's Review: Destiny Deoxys

Zorua's POV (First Person)

OH MY GOSH! This is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life!

E.T. phone- SPOILERS!

Pokemon movies always feature a Legendary Pokemon.

And this time the Legendary Pokemon is an ALIEN!

I met an alien once!

Oh wait, that was an Elgyem.

Who I think is an alien.

So there's this boy who's exploring the North Pole, and then a meteorite crashes down into the ice!

And out of the meteorite comes an alien Pokemon called Deoxys!

He kinda looks like red and blue Twizzlers.

And I'm like, "Twizzlers?! I love that candy!"

But then this long green dragon type Legendary Pokemon called Rayquaza shows up.

And Deoxys is like, "I come in peace."

And Rayquaza is like, "DIE, ALIEN! DIE!"

And then Rayquaza blows all of the arctic researchers stuff up, and blasts Deoxys to the bottom of the ocean.

But Deoxys leaves behind a green stone that the researchers take and study for 4 years.

Who knew research took so long?

So Ash, May, Max, and Brock are at LaRousse Ctiy, where there are robots all over the place.

Why? Cause there's an alien in this movie which means it automatically has to become a Sci-Fi movie!

So they meet the boy from the beginning of the movie, and his name is Tory.

And Tory is like, "I'm afraid of Pokemon!"

And Ash is like, "Touch Pikachu!"

And Tory is like, "No."

But then Deoxys breaks out from the ice, and flies to the City while making pretty lights in the sky.

But Rayquaza is like, "That alien is making pretty lights. . .IT MUST DIE!"

And Tory's dad is like, "Everyone evacuate now!"

But Ash, his friends, and Tory are trapped in the building where the green space rock is being kept.

Then Deoxys makes a huge force-field to keep out the Big Bad Rayquaza.

And I'm like, "Hooray! Deoxys is a hero!"

And then Deoxys clones itself and attacks Ash and his friends.

And I'm like, "Wow, Deoxys is not a hero. . ."

What the hay? Either you save people or yet them get hurt! You can't do both!

Then this scientist girl named Yuko is like, "There's another Deoxys inside the green rock, so Deoxys must be attacking because it wants its friend back!"

So everyone is working hard to make power to wake up the green Deoxys.

Water types are making hydro-electric power.

Flying types are making wind-power.

Team Rocket is pedaling a machine.

But it's not enough.

But then, Pikachu, Plusle, and Minun zap the machine, and now they have enough power.

. . .wait, wouldn't it have made more sense to have the Electric type Pokemon make the power from the start?

. . .oh well.

So the Green Deoxys wakes up and take Ash and Tory to meet its friend who's holding the city hostage.

But Rayquaza has broken through the force field, but the Red and Blue Deoxys smashes it into the ground.

And Red and Blue Deoxys is like, "I DONT'T COME IN PEACE ANYMORE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

I almost got killed once!

. . .

Why the heck did I announce it like that?

But the Green Deoxys is like, "No! Don't kill him!"

And the Red and Blue Deoxys is like, "Gasp! Friend!"

And they're all happy. . .

But then Rayquaza is like, "Wow, the green one saved my life. . .THEY MUST DIE! THEY BOTH MUST DIE!"

But then the security robots are like, "CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!"

And they tackle Rayquaza.

And the Deoxys are like, "Let's help him even though he has constantly been trying to kill us!"

So they try to save him, but they get tackled too.

And Tory's dad is like, "The only way to stop the robots is to show a passport to the chief robot."

And Ash and Tory are like, "Wouldn't it be easier to have an off button?"

"The writers wanted to have something climatic at the end."

"Oh."

So Ash and Tory ride a hog dog machine to the tower where the chief robot is.

I swear that I didn't drink any hard cider while watching this.

And they get to the chief robot and turn off the attacking robots!

But then, Plusle and Minun fall off the pile of robots to their deaths!

"Ahhhh!"

"Ahhhh!"

And Tory is like, "I'll save you!"

And he falls off too.

"AHHHHHHH! This is what I get for deciding I'm not afraid of Pokemon anymore!"

But Deoxys saves them all!

And Tory is like, "I just went through a second traumatizing experience where Pokemon nearly caused my untimely death. . .AWESOME! Now I love Pokemon and will never be afraid of them again!"

And Rayquaza is like, "The aliens saved tried to save my life but failed miserably, nearly getting themselves killed in the process. . .AWESOME! Now I love aliens and will never try to kill them again!"

So the three Pokemon all fly away, leaving in their wake millions of dollars worth of property damage, as well as thousands of traumatized human and Pokemon citizens.

So the moral of this story is that if someone doesn't like you, just set up an elaborate plot to put them in life threatening danger and then save their lives. . .or have someone else save both of you.

This is Zorua here, and I was wondering. . . Do you got any Pecha Berries! PLEASE! I really like Pecha Berries! Come on, feed a cute little Zorua, huh? Come on, please?

Come on, I can use them to make Pecha Berry Twizzlers! Doesn't that sound good?!

Oh yeah! I almost forgot! Thanks PokemonFreak90! This was a really good suggestion! And that Peecha Berry you gave me helped me convince Celebi to take me back in time! I couldn't completely change the name, so the writer and I compromised and called it Pokémon 4Ever - Celebi: Voice of the Forest! Neat, huh? You bet it is!

Thank You

(Zoroark here. Seriously, this movie was INSANE! It was just Rayquaza going on a rampage mashed together with life or death situations and an overflow of Sci-Fi stuff. And it made me hate Rayquaza. WORST of the Pokemon movies!('Z'))