Zoro can't cook. That's a fact. He had no idea how to cook and he never needed to so he had never even attempted to cook before. But there has to be a first for everything right? That was what Zoro was telling himself when he heard of the second test. Make no mistake he wanted to do this but... as Zoro looked at the dead pig in front of him, I can't do this was what he was thinking. "What?! I wasn't thinking that!" He yelled at the sky,"stop putting words in my head you stupid invisible thing!"
What? I haven't introduced myself yet? Sorry for that, I am the Narrator. Yes, I'm the one replying this tale of wonder and bromance.
"Wait, bromance what!?" Zoro asked me in disbelief. This is weird. The characters aren't supposed to talk back. Anyways I was just teasing you guys, there is no bromance in this story. I can almost hear signs of relief, do you guys hate it THAT much? Ahem. On with the story.
While Zoro was having trouble with this task, Sanji on the other hand had no problems. "Lalalalala." Sanji sang under his breath as he prepared the meat for cooking. This is more like it. He thought happily. Even if I am cooking for that pig instead of my beautiful Menchi. Oh well, you can't have everything right? I wonder how that stupid moss head is doing. I think I heard him yell a few minutes ago. Must just be my imagination. Sanji sliced the pork in to thick slabs, then rolled it in flour mixed with eggs, finally he covered the pork in bread crumb. Sanji poured oil in to a frying pan and placed the meat in. He fried the meat until it was golden on both sides. Then he seasoned it and it was ready to go. He brought the plate up to the examiners and placed it in front of the huge man. "Here you go," Sanji smiled proudly,"you'll love it!"
"It does smell really good." Menchi nodded in approval.
"Really! I'm so glad you think so my beautiful lady!" Sanji's changed into hearts at the compliment.
I'm sure you guys won't be surprised at all when I say that he passed the first part of the test with flying colors. Our favorite moss head has also decided on what to do for this test. While he thinking he finally decided to just roast the pig whole on the fire. Hey! This is his first time cooking so cut him some slack alright? Also he's just soooooo cute. Sigh. Ah! Ahem, back to the story. Sorry. I got carried away.
Luckily since _eats everything Zoro also pasted although Menchi did look at him with a glare. Everyone past the first part of the second test except for this annoying kid with blue hair who called himself "The great Black Star" he totally failed the test.
"Now it's my turn." Menchi said with a evil grin on her face," since last time the president scolded me for giving you guys a really hard test, all you lot have to do is to get strawberries."
Strawberries? That doesn't sound hard at all might be what you guys are thinking right now. But Menchi wasn't finished."Now on your way here, you no doubt saw the dinosaur like creatures right? Well I want you to get the "strawberries" growing on their backs. You have to gather 50 of those each." She finished.

"... I didn't see them..." Zoro said slowly.

"HOW THE HELL COULD YOU NOT HAVE SEEN THEM?!" Everyone screamed at him.

"They're in the swamp... which you walked through to get here." Menchi said.

"What swamp?" Zoro looked really confused because he is an stupid idiot. "I am not a stupid idiot!" Zoro yelled to the sky which btw is totally not where I am. "Then where the hell are you, you stupid invisible thing!" the green haired idiot continued to yell. And that hurt my fragile little heart. Zoro sweat dropped at that as if he didn't believe me. I'm mad now!

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Sorry, I'm back now. Ahem on with the story. So while I was gone sulking in a corner. Everyone had looked at the green haired idiot as if he was crazy and asked who he was talking to. He answered with a heart breaking answer and made me sad. He also said he walked through a frozen tundra on his way here. So right now everyone is looking for the Strawdinos, yes I did make that up and I am super proud of it. Stuff had happened. OW! WAHHHHHHH!

I am so sorry for this mess of a conclusion, please do forgive her, this is the first story she has ever narrated. Now it is time to put a close to this chapter because the writer iloveonepiece is a stupid person and ran out of ideas.

A/N:... I'm so sorry. I actually wrote this on an airplane. I went to China for the Christmas break and on the airplane ride there I spent 2 hours on Notes just writing random stuff and fan fictions. I also watched the entirety of DRRR! over the break in China and OMG it's so amazing! I'm in love with Izaya and my OTP is totally Kizaya. On a completely different note, I'll try to upload soon! So bye. Also I have no idea what happened in the end of this chapter.