Let's go bois


"Welcome back everyone to International News America, I'm Isabela Gomez bringing you live coverage of this, I'm assuming, very historical event!"

Currently a large stage was set up in front of the EU building, most of the seating was taken up by the media or other government officials.

"So David, can you tell me what's happening here?" The newscaster asked her friend all the way across the ocean.

"Well Isabela, after the false news of a UN meeting the other day, and the Luxembourg airport shutting down for undisclosed reasons, not much is known about what's happening. Some people say that this has to do with a youtube conspiracy theory that came out the other day, though that's highly unlikely. We just found out however that the 7 of the G8 leaders will be talking today, along side the Queen of England! Isn't that interesting?!"

"It certainly is Dave, the Queen isn't in charge of the country anymore, but this has to important to be called to her attention... Look the Leaders are coming out now!"

The camera was pointed at the stage instead of the newscaster, the country leaders stepped out and each took a seat in a chair, multiple security guards came after them, security was very tight. The crowd was silenced

"Good evening everyone, we, the world leaders, are here to address some thing that has recently come to our attention." The leader of Italy said in a very accented voice.

"There has been a video that came to light the other day, and it's almost true, heh." The Canadian prime minister spoke.

Many gasps were heard from the audience, was the conspiracy video true.

"And before you cause a disturbance, it is the conspiracy video. Queen, will you please explain." The prime minister sat down.

"Thank you, now the situation is very delicate and extremely hard to explian, but u don't like to beat around the bush so... The personification of nations exist." She lightly chucked and received many glares from her fellow leaders for the wah she handled that. Meanwhile all chitter-chatter stopped, and it was dead silent.

"Are you getting this, is this some sort of cover up for something, or is this actually real..." Isabela was the first to speak.

Then a little boy, no older than fifteen came out from behind the curtain in the stage.

"Um.. sorry to interrupt, but is the announcement over, or not, I got really silent and I was told to go check and- aw crap, it's not...um..this is awkward." The little boy started shaking and tearing up.

The leaders turned around and stared directly at him. t

The people watching thought he was going to be thrown out by security, but they got a nice surprise.

"Latvia, darling, what are doing here?" Elizabeth asked politely. Then another voice was heard from behind the curtain.

"Latvia! You bloody git,you were supposed to whisper to them, not step out in the bloody open! I swear to God even America or Spain could've gotten this right! It was so simple!" The very British sounding man stepped out and grabbed the trembling teen. Another gasp was heard from the audience.

"Holy shit, sorry for my language, but crap David are you seeing this! That's the man who started it all, in the freaking flesh! Well I'll be damned..." All the other news reports started talking at once, either being shocked, confused, or saying it's all fake. The man left with the teen, or 'Latvia', and the leaders soon followed suit.

Behind the stage Elizabeth calily looked out to the others nations and leaders and simply stated.

"Well that could of gone a lot better."

The only reply was that of Romano, "YA FUCKING THINK!"


The out burst was heard from the loud voices of the reporters, scaring a few along with it. (A Chinese report gor so scared she fell)

"Well there you have it folks, is this real, or some convoluted cover up for something bigger. This is Isabela Gomez, signing off."