To the tune of: "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)"
The Stargate Song (Symbiotes Roasting on an Open Fire)
Symbiotes roasting on an open fire,
Jack O'Neill nipping at your nose,
Tok'ra carols being sung by Jaffa,
And Sam dressed up like an Eskimo.
Everybody knows some Daniel and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright.
Tiny Goa'ulds, with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to beat Teal'c tonight.
They know SG-1 is on their way!
They've loaded lots of guns with bullets for their day.
And all the General's folk are gonna spy
To see if pyramids really know how to fly…
And so we're offering Dr. Fraiser's phrase,
Since you have had a symbiote,
Although your life will be changed in many ways,
Here's tretonin for you.