A/N: Alright, here it is! Thank you for all the guesses that everyone has made and I really appreciate your reviews! I thank you from the bottom of my heart. I would like to thank Rika-pjong, The Undertaker and neoncherries since they have made excellent suggestions, but I have made up my mind on who plays who. Anyway, I want to thank L-Lawliet-is-awesome for helping me choose.

I want to dedicate this chapter to all the reviewers of my stories ever since I entered the world of fanfiction, especially AmuKuroNekoHime and gaara'sGurl101 for always reviewing my Kuroshitsuji and Maid-sama works.

I own neither Kuroshitsuji nor Ouran High School Host Club.

Kurohosuto (Chapter 2: The Official Characters)

"Aww, come on! Pleeeeaaase~?" Tamaki begged for the umpteenth time as his eyes sparkled and clasped his palms together. It was the ultimate puppy face.

"For the last time, no! This is stupid!" The boy yelled –again– as he glared at the pair of velvet eyes which now looked disappointed. Tamaki put on his best I-am-a-puppy-and-you-just-kicked-me-and-I'm-going-to-cry face. "But, why?"

"It's senseless!" He said, his patience shortening by the minute.

Tamaki pouted, "Why so, my cute little apprentice?" The other one felt a nerve twitch.

"Who would want to cosplay that 11-year old brat that exists in television?" He stated it as a fact. "And why don't you let him do it?" He said, pointing a finger to Hunny-senpai.

"He already has a role to play."

"Then what about the okama?" Shiro was running out of options.

The other hosts, who were just hiding behind a wall, suddenly appeared. "Haruhi is too tall to be Ciel. Not only that, Haruhi's personality is too far from his. But, you..." Kyouya looked away from his papers and glanced at the furious kid. "You, however, are very much suited for the role of Ciel Phantomhive, Takaoji Shiro." He pushed his glasses upward, making them glint at the contact of light.

Shiro growled in rage as he continued to object to the idea of the host club's king. "I refuse."

After a minute of silence in the dead air, the Hitachiin Twins smirked.

"Oh?" Hikaru started, circling around the elementary student. Poor kid... He doesn't know that he is dealing with first-class blackmailers...

"Alright... But then, you don't want us to show these to Kamishiro Hina now, do you?" Kaoru grinned as he took out 5 pictures of Shiro with girls that are his customers. Shiro flinched from shock and snarled.

Then again, trying to take hold of said pictures from a freakishly large doppelganger (not that he is) is only going to tire him out. Sighing inwardly to himself, he said, "I'm just going to act and dress like him for a day, right?"

The hosts' faces lightened as they took that statement as Shiro agreeing to them. "As expected from Hika-chan and Kao-chan!"

"I'm not doing it for the club! I just don't want her to be a witness of your dreadful act!"

Haruhi sweatdropped. "Maybe he really is perfect for the role", She commented, observing his harsh and cruel denial.

"Quite. This is why Tamaki approached him as soon as the character 'Ciel' was in his mind." Kyouya continued. "Who wouldn't think of him when you think of a selfish, uncaring and dependent but at the same time independent brat?"

The boy's eyebrow twitched in annoyance, "I can HEAR you, you know..."

Kyouya smiled in response. "I'm terribly sorry, my Lord."

"My Lord?" Shiro looked at the shadow king in confusion.

Tamaki tapped the kid's shoulder. "You see, Kyouya here will be playing your character's butler, Sebastian Michaelis."

"And Hunny-senpai will be playing the opposing household's Earl, Alois Trancy. The character's butler will be role-played by, none other than, Mori, who will be Claude Faustus for the time being." Kyouya enumerated, scrolling his eyes down the list.

"I'll be the Phantomhive servant, Bard." Hikaru pointed his thumb towards himself. "And I'll be playing Finnian." Kaoru continued.

"Haruhi is going to play the third Phantomhive servant, Meirin."

"And of course, I'll play the mysterious Chinese man, Lau." Tamaki said as he drew nearer near the boy.

Shiro just watched them enumerate their roles with wide eyes as he gaped. "H-hold on!"

All eyes stared directly at the boy who just shouted. "W-What show are we cosplaying anyway?" Shiro's face turned pink as he said those words.

Yep. This will be a long day indeed. Haruhi thought.

By four in the afternoon, all of the hosts including Shiro are present in the Third Music Room. They fell in one line as they waited for their 'trainer' to arrive. Finally, after minutes of waiting, the doors opened, only to reveal Renge Houshakuji in an attire of a commander.

"What are you doing here, Renge-kun?" The twins asked in unison.

Renge and Kyouya just smirked. "Everyone, meet our trainer for the event, Houshakuji Renge. Not only did she help in the choosing of characters, she is going to develop us into their personalities. She is going to train us for the whole week until we are declared replicas of the characters of the show."

Renge stepped in the room. "Before we start any of these, let me remind you that I'm not going to stop... until each one of you acts and sounds and looks like the characters you are going to play."

Everyone else shivered. It is going to be a very rough week.

"Alright, we will be starting 'Renge's Character Change Training' in 3...2..."

And after that, they heard her whistle, signalling the hell-like torture they are going to feel for seven days.

Alright, sorry for the length of this chapter. It's so short! Anyway, please review! They delight me so!