WARNING: this chapter is a little graphic and slightly stupid lol! i hope you like it anyway tho! plz leave reviews but plz no flames. PS srry it took so long but my brother always wants the computer, so i have to let him have it too. okay im done: enjoy the third chapter!
There was a knock on the door of the hotel room and Stan went to answer it. He still wore his swimming trunks, although he had a baggy t-shirt draped over his torso that fell past his legs. He opened the door and took the four boxes of pizza from the Dominoes' pizza man and handed him two twenties. After collecting his change, he shut the door and scoffed, "Good God, pizza gets more expensive every time I order…"
"Amen, dude, now hand it over!" Kenny said, jumping up from the bed and running over to Stan. He frantically pulled one of the boxes off the top of the stack and flung himself back onto the bed. Upon opening the box, he made a face. "Eww, sausage… this is Cartman's." He threw the box at Eric, who caught it with ease, opened it back up and bit off half a slice in one bite.
"This one is yours, Kenny," Stan said, handing Kenny another box.
The blondie opened it up and smirked, "Canadian Bacon—the McCormick favorite!" He pulled out a slice and bit off a huge portion of it.
"Here, Kyle," Stan gave Kyle a box. "Pepperoni, and I got cheese."
"All right!" Kenny said, standing up on the bed and flinging a pizza slice in the air. "Just us guys, chilling in a sweet hotel, eating gourmet meals till we just can't eat no more!" He took another bite of his pizza, spun around in a circle, fell backwards, and landed on the bed with a bounce that sent Eric's pizza flying across the room. It hit the window with a splat of sauce, cheese, and meat chunks.
"Now look what you did, Kenny!" Cartman yelled, half-angry and half-laughing. "Come here, you little bastard!" He caught Kenny in a headlock and gave him a hard noogie. Stan and Kyle watched, laughing hysterically. But all four of them were silenced when there was another knock at the door.
Stan got up and walked over, "I don't remember ordering five pizzas…" He opened the door and stepped to the side. "Hey, Danuba, what's up? You here to see Kyle?"
Kyle, who had been chewing on a portion of his pizza, heard this and spat his chewed pizza chunks all over the wall. After a cough, he said, "Danuba's here?"
Eric laughed, "Heh. So much for 'just us guys'."
Kyle stood up and brushed off his white tank top. Like Stan and the others, he still wore his swim trunks. But Kenny was the only one who still didn't wear a shirt.
The redhead appeared beside Stan, his cheeks flush to a deep red. "Hi, Danuba…" he managed to say. "What are you doing here?"
"Seeing what you're up to," She swept past the two boys and went over to sit on the same bed as Kenny and Eric.
Kenny flew down next to Danuba and said, "Kenny McCormick's the name, baby, and I aim to please." He clicked his tongue.
"Well, well, well… we have a playa in the room," Danuba said with a sly grin. "Kyle, you'd better restrain your friend."
"Cut it out, Kenny," Kyle hissed, slightly angry at the blonde's bold approach.
Kenny made a face at Kyle, smirked sexily at Danuba, and then got up, "I gotta piss anyway. Be right back," He walked away into the bathroom, shutting the door loudly behind him.
Kyle rolled his eyes and then turned to look at Danuba. Her hair was a bit tangled from the chlorine, and it was still a bit wet, but Kyle looked past that. To him, she was beautiful.
"So…" he said. "Did you beat your brother in that slide race?" He tried to ignore the rather noisy sound of Kenny urinating from through the door.
"No, he whooped me," she laughed. "He's got long legs for a preteen."
Kyle was about to say something more when Kenny came bursting out of the bathroom, his swim trunks pulled up only halfway!
"Hello, ladies!" he yelled, waving a towel around in circles. "You like what you see, yes?"
Stan and Kyle were at a complete loss for words, while Eric was failing hold back his obnoxious laughter. Danuba looked aghast, but her expression changed to a hysteric grin.
"DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?!" Kyle cried.
Danuba laughed out loud, "Wow, Kenny, is that what you've been hiding all this time?"
"For you, babe!" the blonde said, whipping the towel in her direction.
Kyle growled. Kenny was really pissing him off. He knew Kyle liked Danuba, but Kyle never thought that Kenny would stoop this low. But was he stooping? Or was he just horny?
Kyle knew the answer just from seeing Kenny's parts. He was horny, no doubt. The redhead gritted his teeth. This little episode was pissing him off. But he had more to be angry about.
Kenny was now up on the bed, waving his ass around like a club-girl on a pole. And Danuba was right up there with him, dancing like a hooker.
"Damn, this is gonna be one wild party!" Eric said, standing up. "I'm calling the others, we're gonna get it on tonight!" And he ran to the phone and started dialing—Butters, Token, Craig, Tweek, Bebe, Wendy, Clyde, and anyone else he could think of.
After about twenty minutes, room 1323 was full of people. Bebe had brought sodas and energy drinks, and Clyde and Craig had both brought snacks of all kinds. Token, being as rich as he was, brought an iHome and hooked it up to some portable speakers (a/n: idk i'm kinda just making stuff up now LOL) and so music was blasting through the room.
Kenny and Danuba were still up on the bed dancing like club-girls, shaking their asses around and waving their hands in the air. Stan was talking to Wendy and laughing, Eric was gulping down the sour-cream-and-onion potato chips, Bebe was pole-dancing (without the pole) while most of the boys crowded around to watch her, and everyone else was dancing to "Fergalicious". Kyle, however, stood at the back of the room near the bathroom, glaring up at Kenny, who had now pulled his trunks up again, thank God. But he and Danuba continued to dance like idiots.
Wendy and Stan had started dancing as well, after Wendy chugged an entire Full Throttle and was as hyper as Stan had ever seen her. Bebe had a bottle of Vault in her hand and was drinking it between dance moves, then spraying it out at the boys.
Eric peeled a sticky pizza slice off the window from earlier and started eating it, then began babbling on about how much better pizza tastes when it's been stuck to glass for a half hour. Butters was much more hyper too, after being badgered into drinking a Red Bull by Clyde. Basically, everyone was getting drunk off energy drinks instead of alcohol. Cans and bottles littered the floor. At the table, Craig and Tweek were playing some twisted version of Poker using porno cards.
Soon the song ended and the next one came on, it ironically being "Get Low". Bebe guzzled down more Vault and it dripped off her chin onto the boys, who tried to collect it in their own mouths. Wendy was as hyper as could be, and she grabbed Stan and began making out with him furiously. This really set the mood. The next thing Kyle saw was his best friend Kenny with his right arm around Danuba's waist, bending her backwards slightly, a Vault bottle in his left hand, and laying a wet kiss on her lips.