Chapter 3
1997-In Gellert's Prison as seen through the eyes of Harry Potter who's seeing through the eyes of Lord Voldemort who's looking into the eyes of Grindelwald who's dreaming about the eyes of Albus Dumbledore…ok that's enough
"I've been expecting you, Tom," grinned Gellert, ripping off his clothes, "Just couldn't get enough could you? I knew you'd be back for seconds!"
"Oh dear god no!! I hope you know I have a girlfriend…with boobs….yea, boobs! But this isn't about her boobs or my sex life…this is about the ice cream dammit! The ice cream!!"
"Oh, the ice cream. You'll never sway me on the matter, Tom. The three of us just never saw eye to eye…or head to head…which ever way you like it..hehe."
"Oh I took care of Albus…It's your turn old man!"
"What! My Albus! My pumpkin-doodle-pie! My one and only true love! Noooooooooooooo!!"
"Yes and now you shall…wait you didn't love me…Sniffles!"
"No, Tom, what we had was only lust, hot, steamy luuust!"
"Ok that has to stop! Avada Kedavra!"
Miles away, Harry Potter arises from a deep and rested slumber...
"Wow that was weirdddd, but I have to admit…way better than Soap TV!"