Calamity awoke the next day with Little Bleeper still asleep on top of him he lay back and just enjoyed her company until he saw a figure looking down on him.

"Dude I never new you were a fag." Furball said looking at Calamity.

"Ohh shit look Furball it's not what it looks like."

"Are you or are you not sleeping with Bleeper."

All this noise caused Bleeper to wake up."

"Hey Bleeper pal I never new you were a fag."

"What I'm not gay." Bleeper said.

"What hey you're a girl?" Furball said confused.

"Yes I am and I can explain why I spent the night in here."

"You can?" Furball asked.

"Actually ... no I can't."

"Look Furball please don't tell anyone if it gets back to Roadrunner or Wile E we wont exactly be in a good position."

"Hey guys you can trust me after all you never grassed on me when I brought in that beer keg."

"Thanks Furball." Bleeper said I better get back to my dorm I'll see you later Calamity." she said and hugged and kissed him then ran back to her dorm.

"What time is it Furball." Asked Calamity.

"Err half eight I think."

Calamity sighed. "Well we better get to class then."

(20 mins later.)

Every one is in class and Bugs Bunny walks in.

"Hi class today you have your test keep in mind you must pass this to advance to the next level of Looniversity you may start now."

Calamity made short work of his test and in 25 minutes of the hour he finished and put his pencil down and rested his head on the desk and fell asleep

In his dream sequence Calamity is casing Bleeper

"I'm ganna catch you Bleeper." He said.

"Come and get me." Bleeper replied as Calamity grabbed her and pulled her into a hug and started kissing her over and over as she did to him.

"CALAMITY!" Wile e shouted

"Calamity. Calamity." said Furball waking his friend up.

"Huh what?"

"The test is over pal."

Calamity stretched himself. "Bout time." He said.

"Hey cheer up pal we get the rest of the day off."

Walking down the hallway "So what do you wanna do now then?" Calamity asked.

"Well Plucky needs help with a party he's organising."

"Why? He knows it takes him ages to get a party properly finished."

"Its half term Calamity." Furball said. "You know were Plucky's party place is remember."

"Ohh yeah." Calamity said just before an orangey blur sped past them.

Calamity looked at his hand witch had a note in it.

"Calamity." He read. "Please be at the party I'll be waiting for you xxx from your Little Bleeper."

"Whoa Calamity I know someone who's in for a good time." Furball teased elbowing his friend.

Calamity hid the note in his pocket when he saw Plucky running up to them.

"Guys you got to help me please." Plucky said.

"Why what's happened?" Furball asked.

"Not what's happened but what will happen."

"So what will happen?" Calamity asked.

"Shirley has gone crazy she wont leave me alone please do everything in your power to stop the prep please I'm begging ya here."

"Ohh come on it cant be that bad." Furball said.

From the other side of the corridor. "Ohh Plucky were are you my little plucky ducky wucky?"

"Aghhh." Plucky cried hiding behind Calamity and Furball. "please just make sure she says away from me at the party and doesn't try to kill me in my sleep." He said stuffing a 50 dollar bill in each of there hands.

"Deal." Said Furball.

"Fine." Calamity said.

"Now remember our deal." Plucky said running away.

Shirley came running after Plucky.

Calamity obviously doing this before got on his hands and knees and tripped Shirley.

Furball caught her and chloroformed her with a rag.

"Lets take her to Fifi." Said Furball.

(5 mins later.)

"Hi." said Fifi opening her door.

"Hi Fifi." said Furball. "Can you deliver this to Plucky's party?" handing Shirley to Fifi.

"Not again." Fifi sighed. "Ok if you make it up to me."

"What do you want asked Calamity."

"Not you I mean Furball."

"Fine." Said Furball handing her a twenty.

"Ohh Sweety I don't want your money. All I want is a dance at the party."

"Well err ok." Said Furball trying to hide his blush.

"Then it's a deal." Fifi said and kissed Furball.

End chapt 3

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