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Any who, THE MASTER DISCOVERED THE INTERNET. god help us all should he ever discovers the teletubbies...
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(Jack POV)
"HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP!1!one!" Donna shrieked, pounding on the wall of the elevator. Jack whinced.
"I don't think anyone's coming Donna." He said. Boy, she's got a mouth, that one. He thought as he sighed.
Donna mumbled something unintelligible, but she did stop shrieking.
"Great Rassilion! Someone shut this music up!" The Doctor said, covering his ears. Jack had to agree, ten minutes of the Sparta remix with (possibly Voldemort?) laughing was more then he had ever wanted. Sure, it was funny at first, but now? No. Just no.
"I think we're going to be stuck here a while longer, so how bout we play a game?" Rose asked from her corner of the elevator.
"No way! We need to focus on getting out of here!"
"Sounds fantastic!"
Donna and The Doctor said at the same time. Jack rolled his eyes.
"Look, we pressed the alarm button, and already know we can't get out, a little entertainment sounds great right now." He said calmly, looking at Donna. She frowned, but sat down, as if ready to play.
"So I was thinking truth or dare?" Rose said with a small smirk. Jack flashed one of his smiles that could blind a man one hundred feet away and nodded.
"Let's do it." He said. Donna and The Doctor exchanged a glance, but could think of nothing better to do, so they joined the game too.
"I'll start." Rose said looking at all of them in turn.
Jack had to admit, while she had been one of the quieter passengers who were trapped, that didn't mean she couldn't look like one scary cookie when she held so much power in her hands.
"Jack!" She said loudly, as her head whipped toward him yellow hair fanning out behind her. Then, she asked the dreaded question.
"Truth or Dare?" Jack smirked. He already knew what he would say.
"Dare." He said flashing another brilliant smile. Rose smiled.
"I dare you to... Trade jackets with The Doctor for the next three rounds!" She said finally. Jack blinked. And then blinked again, turning to stare at The Doctor.
"Well ok then!" Jack said slipping off his jacket. This wasn't to tough a dare. The only trouble would be if The Doctor's jacket didn't fit.
The Doctor on the other hand, looked horrified.
"Why does his dare involve my jacket!" He asked angrily. Rose snorted.
"Cos this is Truth or Dare and I said so, now hurry up." She said. Jack bit back a laugh as he tossed The Doctor his coat.
"But it's my jacket! What if it gets... Cooties... Or something?" The Doctor whined. Rose glared at him but Donna beat her to the punch.
"Shut up and give him your jacket spaceman!" She said (louder then was probably necessary). The Doctor mumbled something in an alien language, but he then gingerly handed Jack his precious jacket.
"Well then, now that that drama's over with, it's my turn." Jack said. Everyone grinned, the horrid music in the background temporarily forgotten.
Jack scanned the small space, making eye contact with everyone at least twice. Who to pick? Who to pick? He wondered.
He wouldn't pick Rose, that just wouldn't be classy, he supposed choosing Donna would be alright, but she kinda scared him, and The Doctor... Well... He was kinda odd. Only one choice stood out to him, so he called out their name.
"Donna. Truth or Dare?" He said menacingly. Donna frowned.
"Truth." She said calmly (Well, I say calm). Jack nodded. Honestly, he was hoping that she'd choose dare, but... Oh well.
"Have you ever been skinny dipping?" Jack asked. Rose giggled and The Doctor looked like he regretted playing this game at all.
Donna had turned as red as her hair, and that was saying something.
"What the hell kind of question is that?" She screeched. Jack shrugged nonchalantly, a smile tugging at his lips.
"I dunno. Curiosity?" He said. Donna spurted something no one could make out and then frowned.
"Yes." She said firmly, as if daring anyone to make a comment. Jack just smiled.
"Well ok then screechy, I believe it's your turn~" he said. Donna crossed her arms and huffed.
"I hate you so much... And I've only known you for two hours!" She said.
"Still your turn." Jack said. Donna scowled at him, but turned to The Doctor immediately. He rose his eyebrows.
"You. Truth or Dare?" She demanded. The Doctor gave her an appraising look, but chose 'dare' in the end.
"I dare you to smell Jack's armpit." Donna said flashing a glare towards Jack. The Doctor looked horrified.
"Why do all of my dares or his dares involve each other!?" He asked exasperatedly. Donna smirked.
"Why not?" She asked. The Doctor shot her a nasty look but didn't say anything. Jack just chuckled and took off The Doctor's jacket, keeping one sleeve on so as not to lose Rose's challenge.
"This is stupid." The Doctor said.
"Really? I thought you might've said it would be 'fantastic'." Rose said. Suffice to say, everyone but The Doctor laughed.
The Doctor leaned in and sniffed Jack's armpit, and looked somewhat relieved.
"It's a good thing you use deodorant." He said, a challenging glare in Donna's general direction. The red head scowled at Jack.
"Way to ruin my dare Hottie!" She told him sharply. Jack flashed her a smile that made stars look dim and comparison and looked over at The Doctor, who was back again in his corner of the elevator.
"You're up, Doc." Jack told him. The Doctor frowned.
"Don't call me that! ... Rose, Truth or Dare?" He said facing Rose expectantly. Rose looked thoughtful.
"We've already had two dares... I'll go truth!" She said with a smile. The Doctor frowned.
"Hmm... How bout... What's the longest you've gone without a shower?" He asked.
"Week and a half." She said quickly and confidently. Jack felt a little jealous, even he hadn't accepted his dare as quickly.
Donna clapped her hands.
"Who's ready for round two? Rose, you're up." She said. Rose smirked.
"Donna, I choose you! Truth or D-"
"HELLO? ANYONE IN THERE?" Rose was interrupted by a very loud, very obnoxious voice accompanied by a banging noise. Jack and the others stood up.
"YES! WE'RE ALIVE!" Donna shouted to them. Rose snorted.
"YEAHHH, THIS IS THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, RESPONDING TO AN EMERGENCY... WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE REEEEEAL QUICK, BUT UH... THE TELETUBBIES IS ON RIGHT NOW, SOOO... JUST GIVE US AN HOUR OR SO AND WE'LL BE BACK. KAY?" The voice said. Jack could hear it walking off.
How could it be walking off though? It's an elevator. Huh. Maybe the author was just lazy and was going for cheap humor rather then a real story. Yeah... That makes sense... Wait... What? He thought to himself.
"WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT?!" Donna shrieked so loudly it would put a mythological Siren to shame. Jack covered his ears. Ouch.
"WHY YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING- I DEMAND THAT YOU GET BACK HERE! OF ALL THE THINGS- TELETUBBIES!" She continued to shout.
Jack sighed. Why did he have to get on this elevator. This ONE elevator, and he had to get on it... Geez... No luck today.
YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT THE MASTER? NOPE. NOT TODAY... AND NOW, FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT, A LOOK INTO THE MIND OF A DERANGED PSYCOPATH WITH A LONG HISTORY OF VIOLENCE AND MURDER... AND BY LONG HISTORY, I MEAN 900+ YEARS, MAN. 900+ YEARS...
The Master was getting bored. Sure, it was cool to see The Doctor and his idiotic companions scuttle around an enclosed space with no hope of escape while some ridiculous (even by ape standards) music play in the backround for for an hour or so, but only for an hour.
Besides, they were ignoring his awesome (horrible) music, and playing some lame-o ape game. Fools...
Suddenly, he got an idea. A maniacal grin spread across his face.
"Hey, Caan, we totally have a microphone somewhere around here, right?" He said spinning around and around in his swivel chair.
"I believe so Master." Caan said, a crazy gleam in his one eye. The Master grinned.
"How's about we tell our friends we're here, eh?
AAAAANNNNNDDDDD... THATS A WRAP! Chapter three is finished! Hope that was as fun for everyone to read as it was for me to write.
IM SORRY. I have excuses for why this is so late (cough cough RL cough cough), but you don't wanna hear that. I just hope I didn't lose you as a reader...
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