When Sakura regained consciousness, she started crying. DAMN!! She fell to her knees and called out, "Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke!" and all that dumb ass crap she always pulls.

In Orochimaru's lair, Sasuke's soul gave a twinge (can souls do that? Cuz Barry the Chopper said his soul was feeling all tingly when his body was near) and he knew she was being worthless again. He smacked his hand against his forehead and when Orochimaru asked, "What is it, Sasuke? Do you want a hug? Or more? Anything?!" but Sasuke just shook his head no.

In the equipment shop, Kakashi was browsing through the paper bombs. When he heard someone call his name, he turned around and found himself face to face with Anko. Her gray eyes (are they gray??) seemed to be sparkling with viciousness. Kakashi cringed.

"Kakashi! Where the hell were you last night?! You knew quite well that there was a meeting about the Chuunin exam! Kindly tell me what was so important that you bailed!" Anko roared, making Kakashi take several quick steps backward.

Kakashi would have rather died than tell Anko he skipped the meeting to practice his disco routine. He had been so close to getting the spin just right, and he determined that if he stopped to go to a meeting, he would never get the spin perfect. He coughed, stuck his hand in his pocket, and took on his 'cool' pose. "Sorry. I had a few personal things to take care of. I guess I lost track of time. It was mission related," he said in his lazy, laid back voice.

Anko seemed to grow a few inches in her rage. "YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU SKIPPED THE CHUUNIN MEETING BECAUSE OF 'A FEW PERSONAL THINGS'?!?! I KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT YOU WERE DOING LAST NIGHT!" Anko bellowed. Inner Kakashi began crying, performing that stupid disco spin.

If the rest really sucks, I'm sorry. My cat crawled into this cardboard box that was next to my chair, so I trapped her in there and carried the box around the house. She finally escaped and tried to eat my leg. So if the rest really sucks, it's because I'm paranoid that April (my cat) is coming back to finish my leg.

When Kakashi said nothing, just looked at Anko, she exploded. "YOU WERE SEEN IN YOUR HOUSE DANCING THE GOD DAMN DISCO! EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THAT IS MISSION RELATED, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SCUM!"

Kakashi panicked. He grabbed a sword (still in its case/sleeve thing), held it high over his head, and brought it crashing down on Anko's head. When she fell to the floor, he let out a Shawnee war cry and scampered out of the shop.

Sakura, who was still crying but left Aho Tea, had been walking by the equipment shop when her sensei had left, screaming a Shawnee war cry. The complete randomness scared her pathetic little self and she began crying. NOTE: THIS IS BEFORE SHE WAS A MEDIC NINJA AND WAS COOL. IT'S LIKE, FOUR DAYS AFTER SASUKE LEFT FOR OROCHIMARU.

Tsunade was swinging back and forth on a tire swing when she saw Kakashi run past the yard, emitting a Shawnee war cry. She looked curiously after him, then shrugged and resumed her swinging. When she swung backwards, a loud thump! made her twist around in her seat.

A little munchkin had gotten into her swing's path. He/she/it was bleeding quite profusely from the head, and since it was so little, it was losing a lot of blood. She stared at the pitiful… thing, but decided it wasn't worth healing. She resumed her swinging.

If only Tsunade knew what horror was wrecking her village. As she was swinging, a vicious toy cat was running from building to building, causing as much mayhem as Lee on sake. Many ninja were attempting to catch and put an end to the toy cat, but the cat was too fast. As she swung back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, she hadn't the slightest idea that the physco cat was making its way right towards her.

DUN DUN DUN! WHAT SHALL HAPPEN NEXT?! Review, or you won't find out.