101 Ways to Kill Scrappy

A fan fiction by Kate-chan 91

Disclaimer: Jinkies! Scooby found a clue! It's a piece of paper that states that the author of this fan fiction will never own Scooby-Doo due to copyright laws! Oh yeah, & don't forget about the Crystal Light!

A/N: Sorry for not updating, guys; I had writer's block for this chapter. Anyway, the death method will be a classic one: poisoning of the lemonade. Poisoning has been a classic way to murder people for centuries. Also, here's some comments for the reviews I got before this typing up this chapter:

Scooby- Thank you! (Throws another piece of toast)

Dean- Thanks for the suggestion! I'll use your idea next chapter! (Throws you toast)

Shadow- I'm not trying to be rude, but this is a fan fiction. People do these types of things all the time on their websites. (Throws you toast anyway)

Method Three: Poisoning His Lemonade

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Scooby-Doo & his human friends Shaggy, Daphne, Freddy & Velma were as usual flipping through a book. Not just any ordinary, moldy book, but a CERTAIN book, one that was titled Killing Methods: Conducted by the I Hate Scrappy Doo Society, to be exact. Through those pages were, well, methods to murder a certain puppy named Scrappy Dappy Doo.

Since Velma decided to give Shaggy a turn at choosing Scrappy's death method, he choose something that had to associate with one of his most favorite things in the whole world: food. As a result, he chose poisoning Scrappy's Crystal Light brand lemonade.

Before they went off their merry way to find Scrappy, they packed a load of food into a picnic basket: hot dogs, potato chips & salad, watermelon, chocolate chip cookies for the humans, Scooby Snacks for Scooby & Shaggy, & of course the Crystal Light lemonade, which they poisoned with some arsenic they found in Velma's garage. Immediately after performing the task of packing up, they ran off to find Scrappy.

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It didn't take long to find Scrappy; it took Scooby seven minutes twenty-five seconds to find the puppy playing in the park. When Scrappy smelled the scent of food, he immediately ran off to Scooby-Doo & the gang so they can partake in feasting the picnic-y goodness. Little did he know that he life was about to be shortened…

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As the gang was eating on a placemat in the park, everyone but Scrappy were careful to not drink the lemonade since the whole dang gallon was spiked up with arsenic, & they didn't want to be victims along with Scrappy. Tension was high since Scrappy hadn't even tasted a sip of the lemonade yet, & they knew it would take some time before he became sick & gave up the ghost. Heck, they didn't even KNOW how much arsenic it would take to kill him quickly anyway.

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Eventually, the moment of truth came when Scrappy drank his whole glass of lemonade along with another refill or two. It wasn't too long before he became discolored, started gagging & screaming and then dropped dead not too gorgeous.

Unfortunately for everybody else, just as they were about to resurrect Scrappy so they could kill him again in the next chapter, they found Shaggy dead with an empty glass of lemonade in his hand; as it turned out, he became so thirsty he sucked his tainted lemonade dry. Because of this, they had to resurrect him too along with Scrappy so they could end this chapter.

End of Chapter Three

A/N: Well, it's not as good as the last chapter… BTW everyone, the fan fiction is going to become a PG-13 rated story after the next chapter (as if it isn't already). Don't forget to review before you go!

Ja Ne!

Kate-chan 91