A/N: Can I just say I love you guys, ladies and gents I crave your reviews, and when I get 'em in such mass amounts like I do with this story it makes all the time slaving over a keyboard worthwhile, but enough of my babbling,

On to a story good enough to make 'Zen' want to blackmail me for it. (I can't tell you guys how proud that makes me)

Electricity arced across his lips as Jade's tongue intertwined with his. The way her body molded against his as he pulled her close. The slight stiffening and slow relaxation of her body against his, the pleased moan the emanated somewhere in the back of her throat and the satisfied grunt he responded with as their tongues danced, it was perhaps one of the most sensual moments in their young lives.

"ROBBIE, JADE, KISSING, EEP" Cat shrieked as the two broke apart quickly staring guiltily at their red-headed friend as she flailed wildly at the two.

Robbie stepped forward quickly, his mind racing to put together what had just happened. Jade had kissed him, after saying that she would help him get Trina. Hadn't she said something about her boyfriend?

"Cat, this isn't what it looks like" Robbie stuttered quickly. He stared at Jade for help, but she simply stared at the ground guiltily.

"Then what was it" Cat asked, confusion and skepticism evident in her voice as she pressed her small fists against her hips.

"Jade and I, we were talking, then she kissed me, and-"

"Robbie, just stop" Jade spoke softly, she moved close to him wrapping a small arm around his waist tightly. Robbie stared at Jade in confusion as she rested her head on his shoulder.

"The truth is Cat, Robbie is my new boyfriend" Jade smiled dazzlingly at Robbie as she spoke, and when it looked like he would object she squeezed the arm around his waist effectively strangling any objections.

"Robbie is this true" Cat asked gently, as if she were negotiating a hostage release, which wasn't particularly far from the truth.

Jade's grip loosened for a moment, enough time to allow Robbie a noseful of precious oxygen. Jade raised her head to look Robbie in the eye as he gulped nervously. The only thing brighter than Jade's smile was the malignant shine in her eyes as she stared at him, silently urging or threatening him (knowing Jade, both) to agree.

He turned back to Cat and with his own false smile, as he wrapped his own slender arm around Jade, draping a hand casually across her butt. Jade tensed and squeezed, but Robbie only pinched her ass in response. Jade squeaked and lessened her grip. Robbie's false smile eased into something closer to genuine as he stared at Cat, his eyes twinkling with mirth.

"Yeah, it's true Cat" Robbie chuckled leaning in and placing a chaste kiss on Jade's lips. She would kill him for it later, but he would milk this as long as he could.

"Yay Yay!" Cat giggled bouncing happily from foot to foot in obvious glee at the news.

"Listen Cat, could you, please not tell anyone about this yet. I don't want them to get the wrong idea" Jade pleaded.

Cat continued bouncing as she nodded happily.

"Thanks Cat, would you mind giving Robbie and I a moment alone, I wasn't finished with him yet" Jade smiled lasciviously at the bubbly red who blushed a shade almost as red as her hair as she nodded.

She turned to Robbie, her smile almost as wide as her face as she offered him Rex wordlessly. Jade placed a hand on the puppet and pushed it away gently.

"Take him with you, please?" Jade asked gently, batting her eyelashes in an attempt at innocence. As Cat nodded and bounced away.

Robbie watched Cat go with an amused smile, at the strangeness of his friends. There was a pull on his hand, and before he could think he found himself pinned against his locker, his hand pulled behind his back at a painfully awkward angle.

"Who said you could touch my ass, Shapiro?" Jade growled twisting his hand painfully as she said his name, making the boy wince in pain as he tried futilely to escape Jade's grasp.

" Who said you could stick your tongue down my throat!" Robbie shot back in defiance as Jade twisted his hand even further.

"You liked it" Jade hissed leaning in close to raise his arm even further, though all it did was allow Robbie to feel her breasts crushed against his back.

"So did you" Robbie shot back, his voice a pitch higher as he fought to keep from begging for Jade to release him.

After a long moment, Jade growled shoving Robbie into the lockers with a painful rattling thud as she released him.

"Don't do that without my permission. Jade hissed her face tinged pink. Robbie slumped against the lockers rubbing his still aching wrist as he smiled at Jade.

"Does that mean I'll get to do it again?" Robbie smiled innocently as Jade stomped a foot in fury.

"Now is not the time to be playing grab-ass Robbie!" Jade huffed.

Robbie rose, his eyes darkening in anger as he advanced on Jade.

"You just roped me into one of your little schemes, which might I remind you almost always backfire, worst of all you've told everyone we're together, so I'd say that makes this a perfect time to play grab ass, Jade!" Robbie seethed.

Jade growled as she stepped closer pinning the lanky boy against the wall with one slender arm.

"Listen puppet boy, you want Trina, and I want her away from Beck, far away far away. The best way to get what we both want is for us to be together. You play my boyfriend for a little while Trina gets all jealous and forgets about Beck. You get her, and I get time for Beck to pull his head out of his ass about us." Jade seethed, staring into Robbie's eyes as she held him in place.

She could feel his muscles roil beneath his skin, tensing and flexing in obvious distress. The dark look in his eyes made it obvious he didn't like her plan, but he would agree. She was sure of it.

"What's to stop some other girl from going after him, Beck has never exactly had trouble getting girls." Robbie said after a long moment, reaching out and gently pulling Jade's hand from his chest even as part of him felt a bit saddened at the action. He brushed it off, leftover emotion from Jade bringing up Trina's rejection.

"Because only the Vega's are dumb enough to get on my bad side, and Tori is too worried about making friends to date my ex, and I think she's crushing on Andre. Trina however..." Jade trailed off as her eyebrows pushed together, the distress evident in her eyes.

Robbie's glare softened at the look in her eyes. Jade simply didn't want to give up on Beck. She was terrified that she would lose him to Trina's advances. He wanted to refuse her, this plan was something born of desperation and one too many nights in front of the tv watching 'The Orange Couch Network'.

He opened his mouth to refuse, when his eyes landed on her lips, drawn by a flicker of movement. He stared in confusion as he realised what it was, Jade's lip was quivering. Badass Jade West was barely holding back tears.

Robbie sighed loudly as he stared into Jade's eyes, searching for a sign of deception, but all he found in the chocolatey depths was a swirl of emotions, and a raw wound the Trina was only making that much worse.

"Alright Jade, you've got a seriously loose screw for thinking this will work, but I'll help" Robbie sighed running his hands through his hair as he contemplated exactly how much shit Jade had just landed him in.

Jade smiled devilishly at the boy as she relaxed, letting out a breath she hadn't realized she had been holding.

"Good, besides if I know Cat she's already broken down and told everyone already" Jade smirked as Robbie whirled on her, a look of horror written all over his face.

"What? but you told her not to!" Robbie stuttered as he tried to calm himself in the face of what was a slowly growing disaster.

"Cat can't keep a secret to save her life, especially something that makes her happy. She probably walked up to everyone all bouncing and giddiness. And they asked her until she told" Jade shrugged as if it was the simplest thing in the world as Robbie's eyes widened, the scene slowly playing out in his mind.

That was, exactly how it would have happened he realised.

He looked up to find Jade already walking away, hips swaying seductively as she moved. Robbie allowed his racing mind to slow for a moment as he admired the behind in front of him. Before a searing heat passed over his thigh.

"Ouch, damn it! Jade, you forgot your coffee" Robbie hissed wiping the still scalding liquid off his pants.

"Keep it, makes you taste good" Jade called without turning back.

Robbie nearly grinned as he fanned the still warm wet spot on his jeans. Jade West said he tasted good. That was two nice things she'd said about him in two days!

"Today might be a decent day after all" He muttered as he strolled off in search of Cat and Rex.

Robbie found Cat surrounded by the rest of their friends (minus Jade) at her locker. Beck was leaning casually against the locker as Trina gazed at him as if she was likely to mount him right there. Tori and Andre, however, were standing still as if shellshocked as Cat said something Robbie could barely make out over the din of students preparing for the day.

"And then she kissed him!" Cat's joyous giggle reached Robbie's ears a second too late as he rushed in quickly.

"Cat!" He screamed grabbing the lithe red-head by the shoulders as he shook her in panic. Though to his shame the petite girl barely moved.

"You promised you wouldn't tell anyone about me and Jade!" Robbie shouted in terror as he stared at the bubbly red-head.

"You and Jade?" A voice cut in Robbie's panicked brain recognized it was Tori's though what scared him most is the note of confusion in her words. Robbie glanced from the frowning Cat to the confused looking Tori.

"Cat was just telling us about the latest episode of Girly Cow... Tori trailed off as she eyed Robbie suspiciously.

The boy quickly glanced at Cat for conformation as the redhead nodded.

"I'd never tell a friends secret Robbie" Cat said in earnest as Robbie began to stutter madly.

He turned to look at Tori for help, but the girl was staring at him as if she could see through him. Andre was simply smirking. No help there either, he turned to Trina and Beck, finding the two glaring at him, murder gleaming in their eyes.

"Wait- wait, I can explain" Robbie began to speak slowly trying to keep the fear from his voice, one mistake and Beck, or worse, Trina would pounce on him.

"Hi lover" Jade pured as she made her way through the crowd and with a flourish wrapped her arms around Robbie and kissed him deeply, much to his terror and a bit to his pleasure.

Stong hands wrapped around his shirt dragging him forcibly away from Jade as he was spun to stare into Beck's vengeful glare. Robbie stared as the muscles in Beck's jaw clenched tight, anger written all over his face.

Robbie closed his eyes as he prepared himself for the inevitable beating he was sure to receive. Mentally cursing Jade's(or fate's he wasn't entirely sure) cruel sense of humor.

"Oww, damn it Cat!" Beck shouted.

Then he was free, the stranglehold on his shirt released as Beck grasped his shin in pain.

Before the Candian boy could move Robbie bolted, Beck took off after him a second later.

"GET BACK HERE SHAPIRO" He roared as he trailed Robbie down the hallway shoving students out of his way.

Tori and Andre glanced from the fleeing boys to Cat and Jade. Both busy looking as innocent as possible, Cat busy resituating Rex in her hands. Jade looking bored as she smoothed imaginary ruffles from her clothes.

Tori raised an eyebrow at Jade as the brunette simply smirked.

"Oops"

Andre raised an eyebrow at Cat as the redhead did her best not to smile, though the innocent expression on her face couldn't entirely hide her satisfaction.

"Oopsie"

Trina glared at the lot and snarled as she stormed off wordlessly.