Disclaimer: I don't own anything, if I did, you'd probably know. Its all Stephanie Meyer's. I don't own Balto or Avatar or the Leprechaun outfit or Lucky Charms or the song 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough.

Author's Note: I got the whole idea because I was on Youtube, which I don't own btw, and I watched a video where somebody was doing what you will read about below. It was really funny and I almost peed my pants, but I'm not sure I captured it correctly. Just know, it was hilarious, because it was like three minutes of it straight. Oh well, I hope you all enjoy it.

This day was just getting worse and worse. First, I got dumped by my own soul mate for a leech-lover, then my cold got worse and my headache didn't go away, then I found that my mother had eaten all of the ice cream, my Balto DVD is MIA, our DVD player is broken, and we forgot to pay the cable bill.

There is no doubt in my mind that this day could only get worse...

Knock Knock

"Go away!" I didn't care that I couldn't tell who it was, my nose was too stuffed to tell, and whoever was behind that door could go to Hell for all I cared.

"Paul, its me." It was Jake and my day just got worse.

"Oh, well in that case...GO TO HELL!" I wanted to let him in but if I did I would probably forgive him without a second thought and I didn't want that. If he wanted my forgiveness he was going to have to work for it.

"Don't be like that Paul. I'm sorry! Thats why I am here, to get your forgiveness! I'll do whatever it takes!" I smirked and began to think of all the things that I could make him do.

"Whatever it takes?"

"Yes, I'll do anything! No matter what it is, unless its really dangerous, like life threatening or something. I don't want to die, please don't make me do something like that!" I rolled my eyes at his stupidity.

"Why would I make you do something like that? I can't forgive you if your dead! Besides, if you died I would probably want to kill myself, too, and I'm not a fan of Shakespearean Tragedies."

"Oh, well thats good to know. So, what do I have to do?"

"I don't know, give me a minute or two." After a short pause Jake knocked again. "What is it, I'm trying to think here!"

"Can I come in at least?"

"No."

"Okay."

'Hmm...what to do, what to do...I want him to realize how much he hurt me but I don't want him to be too humiliated...Jeeze, I am a big marshmallow...lets see...I got it!'

Jake's POV

'I can't believe I'm doing this! But I guess I deserve it...I'm such an idiot!'

I was standing in front of the movie theater in Port Angeles on a Saturday night. However, that wasn't what I was really embarrassed about. I was embarrassed because I was wearing a Leprechaun suit that was five times too small making me look even bigger, accentuating certain parts of my anatomy that I would rather people not see, and the people passing by laugh their asses off. If that wasn't enough, I had to keep asking, 'Would you like to see my lucky charms?' in a crappy Irish accent, as if they couldn't already see them. Many people stopped to take photos with their cell phones or cameras. Most of these people were citizens of Forks or from the Rez, which meant that they actually knew me and that sucked.

A group of girls walked by, pointing and laughing at me and I sighed before throwing a desperate look at Paul, who was standing a fair distance away eating pop corn. He raised an eyebrow at my pathetic look and I sighed again.

"Would ya like ta see me lucky charms?" I asked as the girls passed, using my horrible Irish accent. The girls stopped, laughed obnoxiously, took pictures, and continue on their way. "Oi, Paul! How much longer do I gotta do this?!" Paul meandered over to me, shoving pop corn in his mouth, and stopped in front of me.

"You've only been at it for an hour. Suck it up." Paul answered, still shoving pop corn in his mouth.

"C'mon, I'm sorry. You said you'll forgive me if I did this." He sighed again and tossed the empty pop corn bag in the trash.

"Okay, I guess your right. Just one last thing and you can change."

"Well, what is it?"

"Sing 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough' and then you can go change. Afterwards we can watch whatever movie you want. Deal?" I sighed before nodding.

"Alright. I'll do it." I wasn't the greatest singer but at least I knew the song. Paul took a step back and I cleared my throat.

'Listen, baby
Ain't no mountain high
Ain't no valley low
Ain't no river wide enough, baby'

I started off a little hesitantly but started to get into it when people started to stop and watch me.

'If you need me, call me
No matter where you are
No matter how far
Just call my name
I'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry

'Cause baby,
There ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you'

I looked at Paul and started dancing a little to the music in my head. Paul looked a little embarrassed when people in the little crowd looked at him, following my gaze.

'Remember the day
I set you free
I told you
You could always count on me
From that day on I made a vow
I'll be there when you want me
Some way,some how

'Cause baby,
There ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you

No wind, no rain

My love is alive
Way down in my heart
Although we are miles apart
If you ever need a helping hand
I'll be there on the double
As fast as I can

Don't you know that
There ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you

Don't you know that
There ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough '

As my voice faded the small crowd of people were clapping and throwing money into Paul's beanie that he had placed on the ground.

"Ah, thanks." I felt my face warm up at the attention. I looked at Paul who grinned and reached for the hat filled with money.

"Wow, Jake, I didn't know you could sing so well." He started counting the money in the hat before handing it over to me.

"How much did I get?"

"$15."

"Damn, I am good." Paul rolled his eyes before leading me back to where I had parked earlier.

"I love how humble you are." I smirked and wrapped an arm around him.

"So, I'm forgiven?" I asked hopefully. Paul grinned and placed his arm around my waist.

"Yeah, your forgiven, I guess."

"I want you to know that I really am sorry about the whole Bella thing. I know now that she isn't what I thought she was. Then again, most people fall short when compared to you." Paul grinned, showing off his pearly whites. "Anyone ever tell you that you could be a supermodel?"

"No, but I'll keep that in mind for future references."

"I wouldn't mind if you became a model."

"Of course you wouldn't mind, you'd be dating a supermodel! I don't think any guy would pass that up, gay or straight." We finally reached my rabbit and I started changing.

"Plus, I wouldn't have to work! I could spend all day working on cars, watching TV, and eating delicious food....it would be great...Maybe we should go to LA and get 'found' or something."

"Oh yeah, that sounds like a wonderful life. Jet setting all over the world, being ordered around like a dog, and I'm sure the whole 'I'm a werewolf and I won't ever grow old and die' thing would go over real great."

"That would cause a problem. Maybe we can stop shifting after a while?"

"I don't think I want to stop shifting. Living forever sounds like fun."

"I guess it wouldn't be so bad if I got to live forever with you. Model or not."

"And you say I'm the marshmallow. Thats the sappiest thing I've ever heard!" I rolled my eyes and closed the door to my car.

"Well, I'm dressed, now lets go watch a movie!" As we walked back to the theater, Paul laced his finger in mine. I grinned and squeezed his hand, earning a squeeze in return.

We were waiting in line to get tickets for Avatar, holding hands and joking together when I saw Bella and two other girls heading our way. I felt Paul tense beside me and I squeezed his hand in reassurance. When Bella turned away from her friends and locked eyes on us, she smirked. She gestured her friends to look toward us and they followed her over to where we were standing.

"Hey there queers." Paul growled and pushed me out of the way, coming to stand in front of Bella.

"Well if it isn't the leech-loving skank. If I were you girls, I would avoid this one. She tends to latch onto others because she isn't strong enough to make it on her own."

"At least I'm not an abomination." She said back, implying more than just the relationship.

"Your calling us an abomination? I know you aren't going there because I could name a few things wrong with your precious Edward and his family. You think they are normal?" Then he leaned in to whisper in her ear and I only heard because of my enhanced hearing. "At least we are both living. Can't say that about your blood suckers, now can we?" Bella's face contorted into anger. She raised her hand and smacked Paul across the face. Paul started to breathe heavily and I restrained him before he could phase.

"Paul, chill out. You can't phase around all of these people." I whispered in his ear while pulling him away from Bella and her friends.

"Just let me rip her head off!"

"Calm down, Paul. Let me take care of this, just stay here and I'll be back in a minute. Okay?" He sighed before looking at me and nodding.

"Alright." I smiled before heading back over to Bella, who was looking very smug.

"Wipe that smirk off of your face. Do you know how close he was to phasing and ripping your head off?" I whispered angrily into her ear as I pulled her away from her friends. She shrugged and examined a finger nail. "Next time you do that you might not be so lucky to be surrounded by people. If you had any self-preservation you would leave us alone."

"You can't lay a hand on me. If you remember, your supposed to protect me, not rip me to pieces." She replied smugly.

"I'm pretty sure Paul doesn't care about the consequences of killing you. Actually, he would be quite happy to do it."

"He would be punished some way. If not by your tribe, than by Edward and the Cullens. He would avenge me." She said confidently and I wanted to rip her head off for what she was implying.

"The tribe would banish him and I would go with him where ever he went and there is no way Edward or any of his blood sucker family members would ever touch him. They would have to go through me first."

"Oh how sweet. Your willing to throw everything away for that...monster." I narrowed my eyes at the word 'monster'.

"He isn't a monster. Not by a long shot. And yes, I would throw everything away for him because he is my soul mate and thats what you do for someone you really truly love. Not that you would know anything about it. The closest you've come to it is a leech that wants to suck you dry. Now thats a real monster."

"Thats not true! He loves me!"

"If he really loved you, do you think he would've run away from you? He would have stayed and dealt with all the obstacles and hard ships if he actually loved you. If you ask me, you are both pathetic." Bella's eyes started to water and she was wearing her infamous 'hurt' look.

"You don't know anything!"

"If I didn't know what I was talking about, you wouldn't be crying your pathetic little eyes out right now, would you? No, you wouldn't be. I'm right, and we both know it." She was actually crying by now and I felt a twinge of guilt before I strengthened my resolve.

"You promised that you wouldn't hurt me." She whispered pathetically, sobbing quietly.

"You can't honestly think you are the victim in all of this. Get over yourself, Bella. If you hadn't been so closed minded about Paul and I, everything could have been fine. But you brought this on yourself, so don't expect me to pity you. You should know that I will always choose Paul before you. Its ridiculous to think otherwise." Once I finished chewing her out, I turned around and walked back to where I left Paul standing.

He was turned slightly away from me but I could tell that he had heard every word I had said because he was cheesing out, big time.

"So, how'd it go?" He asked innocently when I reached his side.

"Oh like you don't already know. Eavesdropper." I muttered.

"Yeah yeah, lets go. The movie is going to start in ten minutes and we haven't even gotten our tickets yet. We gotta get drinks and snacks, too."

"You just finished eating two tubs of pop corn, how could you still be hungry? Not to mention, we ate before we came!"

"I know, but watching you chew Bella out made me hungry. By the way, you got major brownie points for that."

"You liked that did you?"

"Yes, very much so. I don't know what it is but it excites me when your angry. Your so passionate."

"I'll show you passionate." I ducked into an alcove, pulling Paul with me, and pushed him against the wall.

"We're gonna miss the movie." He whispered as I attacked his neck and jaw with my lips.

"Its showing again in an hour." I whispered in his ear, nibbling a little bit, causing a shiver to run down his spine.

"Well, alright then." He gave in after that.

We didn't catch the next showing, or the next.

Apparently, I'm too passionate.

Well my pretties, that is it for now. This is the actual end of the story but I'm probably gonna add another chapter just for kicks and giggles. It'll just function as an epilogue. Anyway, hope you all liked the chapter and it wasn't a disappointment. I'm not very creative when it comes to things like that but I did like the end where Jake chewed Bella out, because I hate her and all, XD. So yeah, yay for Bella bashing! Sooo, review and everything! Peace!