Me: Here's episode three! Oh, and the other night, I updated my crossover, Pokémon: Order of the White Robes. Tonight, we have two more guests! Well, enjoy!

Episode 3: Alvin & Brittany

I fall on the stage with a thud. I get up and say, "Hey! I'm Pokémon Ranger-Trainer! Last time, we had Simon and Jeanette on the show as our guests. Now, they wanted to help out with the show a little. You'll be seeing those two bespectacled love munks more often now. Tonight, we have Alvin Seville and Brittany Miller!"

Alvin and Brittany walk on stage and wave to all the cheering fans in the studio audience. Then, they get in the big (by chipmunk standards) comfy chair their siblings sat in last episode. I say to them, "Hey, Al. Hi, Britt. It's a pleasure to have you two here tonight."

"Oh, it's wonderful to be here!" Brittany exclaims.

"Yeah," Alvin agrees.

"Now, let's start off the show with a couple questions. What was the most romantic thing you two have ever done?"

"What is this fan fiction show thing rated?" Alvin counter asks.

"K+," I answer.

"Pass."

"Oh. I see where this is going. Okay. Uh…I've got a question! Brittany, your sisters were cheerleaders for one single time, and then they quit. Why?" I ask the Chipette.

"Well, Jeanette told me she wasn't into it," Brittany begins.

"And she won't be coming back anytime soon after being beaten up by them," Alvin adds rudely. Brittany swats him in the arm.

"And Eleanor…I don't know. She seemed to like it, and she asked me if she can get back into it," Brittany continued. "You know, behind the scenes."

"Ah. I see," I nod. "And you stuck with it?"

"Yeah! The uniforms are so cute, and I'm really good at it!" Brittany nods excitedly.

"I'll take your word for it. So, what is it like to have moved in with the Chipmunks?"

"The best thing ever! I get to live with my boyfriend!" Brittany exclaims. "Although, ever since Theodore and Eleanor started dating, Dave and Claire put us in separate bedrooms."

"Ah, yes, I remember that. Now, both of you, what's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?" I ask.

"I've never been embarrassed," Alvin claims.

"Is that a lie?"

"No."

"Yes," Brittany objects.

"Oh, you're an expert on getting embarrassed!"

"I am not!"

"Do the terms 'toad juice' and 'dodge ball' ring any bells?"

"Why I ought to—" Brittany growls; a stone's throw from beating the living daylights out of Alvin.

"HEY!" I break the fight up. "This is a K+ show, not HBO. Knock it off. Brittany, answer."

"Okay, so one time, I was taking a shower. Then, uh, not hearing the water, Theodore walks in. That was really awkward," Brittany explains.

"You mean you—and Theo saw—that's…absolutely hilarious!" Alvin starts laughing madly. "OHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Well, uh…" I say. What have I gotten myself into? "Moving on."

"Well, as long as you're not mad," Brittany says to Alvin, who has finally stopped laughing.

"How are affiliations with family?" I ask.

"Didn't you ask Si and Jean that last time?" Alvin asks.

"Yes. Now, I'm asking you."

"I think Si nailed it last episode."

"I still feel bad about picking on Jeanette like that," Brittany sighs.

"Britt, she called it a blessing," Alvin reminds her.

"That still doesn't make it the right thing to do."

"But it does more than make up for your wrongs," Alvin tells her. "It does in Jeanette's opinion, in Simon's opinion, and in mine."

"AWW!" the studio audience coos.

"That's so sweet of you," Brittany hugs him.

"Eh, I try," the red clad Chipmunk claims and hugs her in return.

"So, your signature colors are red and pink? You must feel powerful on Valentine's Day," I comment humorously. No one laughs. "Oh, that was funny!"

"Sure, Ranger," Alvin nods and smiles. "Britt, can you please step off stage for a second?"

"Uh, sure," Brittany nods skeptically and leaves.

Alvin opens a can of Mountain Dew (don't own that either) and chugs it down. Then, after emptying the can into his chipmunk stomach, he starts bouncing up and down in the chair, screaming, "I LOVE BRITTANY! I LOVE BRITTANY! I LOVE BRITTANY!"

"ALVIN!" Brittany screams and runs back on stage. "You're embarrassing me!" Alvin gives Brittany a big, passionate, sloppy kiss in response.

"Since caffeine is a stimulant, I'm guessing Alvin does not have ADHD. Or does that only apply to coffee?" I think aloud.

"Oh, Alvin," Brittany moans as she and Alvin make out. Then, Alvin runs in circles, and then he starts making out with Brittany again.

"Maybe the Mountain Dew on set was a bad idea…" I mutter.

"WHEEEEE!" Alvin squeals as he runs around in circles again.

"Can someone please calm him down?" Brittany requests.

"I'm crazy!" Alvin giggles as he makes faces at the cameras.

"If you stop, I'll whip my tail for you," Brittany offers.

"Okay," Alvin calms down. "And please don't ask me about the notch in my ear. That's something I can really only talk about with my brothers. It's a long and kind of painful story."

"Oh, Alvie," Brittany hugs him, seeing the tears in his eyes.

"Okay," I nod, respecting his privacy and feelings. "It's been a great night!"

"Thanks for having us!" Brittany and Alvin thank me and wave to the cameras and audience.

"See you all next time!" I say.

Ben: How nothing was set on fire, I will never know.

Alvin: I bet you all can guess who will come on next.

Brittany: Are we still on the air?

Ben: Sort of. This is one of those author's notes that authors sometimes put in at the end of a chapter.