Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans nor the characters presented below. I do not own Godzilla.

Titan D is my character creations (albeit not an original one)

The characters of Branden , Kor , and Cyber are not entirely my creations. I picked them up from fannfiction. If I stole anyone's ideal , I apologize.

Enjoy my latest and longest fan fix. I thought about splitting it up into chapters, but that proved too hard so here it is.

Starfire had already bound up to Kor with a jumbo jar of mustard in her hands which she offered to him eagerly. "Please my son! Lets us partake of the this most wonderful mustard together. Yes?"

Kor paled and had a look of pure disgust on his face. He took several steps away for the offensive substance. Starfire's face fell considerably at his actions. She looked like she was about to cry.

"No. No thank you mother I can not eat of the mustard. " he said. He looked like he was going to hurl.

His friends howled with laughter. Especially Cyber. Who managed to choke out "Dude are you still not over that hangup? Get over it! You used to love that stuff. I can't see how you've gone without for so long."

Cyber was literally rolling around the floor uncontrollably from his laughter. Branden had toned his down to a low chuckle. He looked at his friend with a hint of pity and understanding.

"Dude calm down. It's not that funny. Especially when it happens to you." he pointed an accusing finger at his hysterical friend.

"Please what had happened to my bumgorf that has turned him from the most delicious of earth foods?" Starfire cut in with worry in her voice.

Cyber and Branden stopped their laughing immediately. While biting their lips they stared at Kor. Waiting for his response with baited breath.

Kor was now blushing furiously. He debated how he would answer his mother. Given how he was raised he would answer her. Though , he wasn't sure how. 'Wait Branden's spell. I can say anything. They will not remember. Ooh well here goes nothing.' he thought to himself.

Branden knew what was coming and braced himself. This was going to be sweet.

"Yes mother I grew up loving the mustard. However that changed once I realized what you and father were doing with it ... late into the evening ... alone ... in your bed chambers. Why father smelled like mustard the very next day and you two seemed so ... happy." he droned out through tight lips.

That was the end. Cyber was absolutely howling with laughter. Branded had braced himself so he wasn't as bad, but still laughing his head off. Around the room various Titans were in the own bouts of laughter once the realization of what Kor said had kicked in.

Beast Boy had his hands over his face trying with all his might not the laugh. He didn't feel right about it, but he couldn't help himself. Damn that's funny! Poor Starfire. He surveyed the other Titans one by one. They were each laughing to some degree. All except Robin and Starfire. Starfire looked totally confused. He guessed she didn't understand what was said just yet. Robin on the other hand had turned bright red and was hyperventilating. His own eyes bulged. With amazing speed Beast Boy was at Cyborg's side.

"Dude! Look at Robin! Quick!" in the smallest voice he could muster.

Cyborg turned to catch their leader's reaction. Instantly he realized what it meant. Turning quickly back to Beast Boy he said quietly "Dude! Yes! I see! I see! Rob's the dad!"

Beast Boy and Cyborg grinned at each other. Visions of mustard covered Robina and a Starfire with a bib around her neck ... They snickered and grinned evilly at the thought.

Starfire was awfully confused. 'Why was everyone laughing so much?'

"Please friends I do not understand your merriment. Why would the smell of mustard and my husband and I being happy cause so much laughter?" She pleaded trying to understand what was happening.

"Star ... come here." Raven said to her friend with a hand gesture asking the confused girl to lower her head. Once Starfire obliged Raven leaned over and whispered into her ear. Understanding was evident when Starfire stood straight up with an "eep!". She quickly shoved the mustard jar under the nearest cushion and sat on it. " Moving on now please." she said nervously with a huge smile on her face while rubbing the back of her neck.

This caused a fresh round of laughs. Robin turned a darker shape of red. If that was even possible.

Branden had an annoyed look on his face. This was apparently directed at Cyber.

"Dude not funny! Just you wait till it happens to you. "

He then turned to Kor and said "Beside I don't know what you're crabbing about. Trying having my sense of smell and empathy. I've always known when my parents were ..." He trailed off once he saw the looks Raven and Beast Boy where giving him.

"What? Quite looking at me like that. I couldn't help it. Plus you never were very good at hiding it. Between the hearing and the smelling and the empathy ... ya know you could have a least made it a point to shower afterwards. It would have helped. Hell sometimes I think the whole City knew what you were doing. The noise mom makes ..."

Now it was Raven's turn to blush madly. She found a spot on the floor and would not move her eyes from it. Her hands fiddled with the bottom of her cloak. Starting from one end then moving to the other. Repeat. She did not dare steal a glance at Beast Boy or anyone else for that matter.

She was absolutely mortified!

Beast Boy himself had started to blush, but given his skin coloring he was turning brown. He cast very quick glances over at Raven. She would not move her head an inch. His heart skipped a beat every time he saw her. He wondered if she knew he was looking. He also wondered how often their adults counterparts did the deed. What !? A healthy sex life was important in a marriage. Or so he had heard.

Branden had a knowing smile on his face as he glided over to his father. "Not to worry dad. It keeps mom happy. Trust me. If she doesn't get it regularly she gets cranky. Plus when you do a really good job we all get desert after dinner!" He chimed with his toothy grin.

" Dude! Is that way your mom is always baking? Way to go Uncle G!" Cut in Cyber giving two thumbs up to Beast Boy.

Beast Boy was now the complection of Cybrog. Raven's face was beat red. She tried to withdraw further into her cloak in order to escape this downright humiliating situation.

The other Titans were all taking it in stride. Cyborg had a huge grin on his face. Starfire had her hands up covering her mouth in attempt to hide her giggles. Robin had an ear to ear grin accompanying his laughter. Kor had a similar grin as his father. Cyber was still laughing heavily as he pulled himself of the floor and headed towards his father.

Once he reached him he put a hand on his shoulder and said "Pops! I would like to take this time here and now that thank you and mom for NOT partaking in any freaky behavior. And if you do, keeping said behave from me. Thus sparring me the terrible mental scares my compatriots must carry! "

"Duck!" he yelled while grabbing onto his father. They barely missed to various items that were chucked at their heads.

They rose from their positions giggling to each other like school girls. Cyborg looked at his boy and his face softened. In a quiet voice he asked "Your mother ? Who is she?"

Before Cyber could answer Branden shouted "Don't! Dude the spell only covers this area. If that gets out it might make unwanted changes." he warned looking Cyber straight in the eye.

Cyber sighed and turned to his father "You heard the man. Sorry pops. Not to worry. Mom's great."

Kor took this opportunity to speak up "I suggest we all take the remaining time we have left and break off into our perspective groups." With that he turned to his mother and moved to sit next to her. Robin watched with a heavy heart. He wanted to go talk with his boy, but he didn't want to tip off the others.

Beast Boy came up to him and nudged him in the shoulder. "Dude we figured it out. Go talk with them." He gave his leader knowing smile before going off to converse with his own family. Wow. My family. Speaking of which.

He strolled over to were his son was standing which was right next to Raven. She still wouldn't look at him and continued to stare at the floor. Rubbing a hand on the back of his neck he asked sheepishly "So ... uhmm .. How's it going there ... son ?" Raven coughed upon hearing Beast Boy refer to her son as his. WOW! It really was too much to handle.

Branden grinned back at his dad and replied in a most casual manner "Oh you know the usual. Just having quality time with the parental units. " Now his grin turned into a devious smirk. "Waiting to be conceived ..."

This had the desired effect. Beast Boy was chocking on his own spit. While Raven had instantly palled then turned bright red. She was finding it hard to breathe. She knew how kids were made. She knew couples did things like that. Especially married couples. Married to Beast Boy. She would never have imagined that outcome ever.

After defeating her father she had wondered where her life would go now that she would actually grow up. Would she meet someone? Would she marry? Maybe have a child or two? She had explored the possibility just to have that door slammed in her face. Now that door was open and one she would apparently walk through with Beast Boy. They would marry and have kids. To have kids they would have to have ... she just couldn't go there. Relationships were so far out of her realm of experiences. A sexual relationship was just unthinkable. However, not totally out the question. She was a teenage girl after all.

She turned her head ever so slightly to the two boys next to her. One the proof that she did indeed have a future waiting for her. The other , the cause of that future. The one man in all the world that could give her children. She needs to somehow fall in love with this annoying goofball, marry, and have children. No pressure there.

Speaking of children .. The plural of child.

"Tell me about your sister. I assume she's younger?"

"Yeah she is. Little Emily. The jewel in my parents eyes. Brat!"

" I take it you two don't get a long well?"

"Really? How did you guess that one dad?"

Beast Boy face took on a shocked look and he slightly deflated at his son's outburst concerning his sister. He wanted his kids to get along. Since he was an only child , he had always thought others who had siblings were very lucky.

"Aw dad I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that. She's great really. It's just that ... I ... I didn't react too favorably when she came along. In fact I pretty much went ballistic." Branden finished with a sheepish grin and rubbing the back of his neck.

"What? Why?"

"Why? ... Cause I was mom's special little boy. The child she wasn't supposed to have. As a result of that line of thought, you two spoiled the hell out of me. And if you didn't grandma and grandpa finished that job. Then came Emily Marie Logan. Another child mom wasn't supposed to have and this time a girl. It was the end of special only child Branden and the beginning of big brother Branden. I had to share all that attention and affection with her. Not something a spoiled little boy does very well. There were some very 'interesting times' I can say that. But in the end it all worked out. Like I said before , we're a happy family. All of us together. You taught me early on that was the most important thing anyone could every have. "

Raven and Beat Boy both had a similar look on their respective faces. It was like all their hopes and dreams were laid out before them and they all came true. Wonderful. Truly wonderful.