A/n: OK I'm back. Yup Yup Yup it's time for Bella's and Jasper's Dare. Thx to twihard93 for helping me with Bella's dare....Read on!!

Bella's Pov:

"Alice, Alice please please Don't make me do this." I begged,as we were driving the car to my next dare.

"Nope. A dare is a dare." She smiled. Waving her bull-horn.

"Next stop Mike Newton's House!!" Emmett Announced.

"Remember your line Bella..." Jasper said

" TEN words isn't hard to remember." Alice kinda defended me.

Mike's house...

We were are facing his window.

"What if his parents are home?" I asked trying to find a way out of this.

"They're not,he's alone" They all answered.

"Do it Bella" Alice pushed the bullhorn into my hands .

"Throw a rock at his window,I saw it in a movie once." Emmett gave me one.

I threw and missed horribly, Emmett sighed and got a rock and flung it at the window, causing the whole thing to shatter. I heard a high-pitched scream. I wondered it was Jessica Stanley.

"I thought you said he was alone" I was on the road to panic.

"He is..."Emmett said.

Silence...

"Anyway...Bella its time" Alice sang.

"Fine Fine..." I helded the bullhorn to my mouth. Emmett made me sit on his shoulders. I frowned at that.

"3...2...1"

"EDWARD CULLEN IS GOING TO BE MY NEXT BABY DADDY!!!!!!!!" I yelled.

Again,we heard a high-pitched scream and thudding.

"What was that?" I said as they laughed

"He...Fainted...and...fell ..Down the stairs..."Emmett got out between breaths.

" Is he going to be alright?" I asked,worried.

"Yes" Alice answer"He's going to wake up in a few minutes...crying."

"OK..." I said.

"Oh he's so sprung..." Jasper laughed.

"Ohh Jasper....truth or dare" I sang.

"Ohhh no...Dare?" He said.

"I-DARE-YOU-TO-GO-THE-THE-NURSING-HOME-AND-TALK-TO-THE-TROOPS-ABOUT-THE-GREAT-WAR" I said in one breath.

"No!No! they're ignorance in insulting!" He yelled."WE MUST RULE BY THE SOUTH!!!THE SOUTH" He yelled running done the block.

I looked at Alice for help.

"Don't worry he'll do it... It won't be pretty he'll do a song number!!"

At Dy-away Nursing home...

We walked in and it Smelt the old people and death mixed together.

"Eww...It smells like old people in here!!!"Emmett complained loudly.

"Young man!!!" Some old lady gasped.

"Ohh be quiet you hag" He replied" Hope you have a heart attack..." He muttered.

"Emmett!!"

"what?!!....We all know its going to happen can smell it." He replied knowing.

We all looked at her and she was not looking so hot maybe he'll be right.

"OK Jasper...There they are"Alice pointed.

He walked up them humming some song . I didn't here a thing from over here, but actions speak louder them words...

Alice's pov...

I stood with Bella and Emmett watching Jasper do one or the hardest the thing in his life...

"Hello sir,I'm Jasper C-Hale." He addressed the men in uniform.

"Hello son...Such a polite Young boy." A man nodded.

"I see you guys were in the war" Jasper said stiffly.

"Yes son,we represented the great north" The gazillion year old looking man said proudly.

"What was so great about it?" Jasper said harshly,losing his signature cool.

"Well.." The man grunted as he stood up" we did dominate the whole war experience unlike that SOUTH...damn Confederates."

"The Conferderates...Are the ones who navigated the whole DAMN war..."

"Well your CONFEDERATES screwed everything up!!" The man yelled.

" Oh piss-off old man" Jasper yelled.

"What just happened?" Bella asked, I forgot about her sensitive hearing.

Before I answered Jasper started Marching around the room singing loudly.

Southern men the thunders mutter !
Northern flags in South winds flutter !
To arms! To arms! To arms, in Dixie !
Send them back your fierce defiance !
Stamp upon the cursed alliance !
To arms ! To arms! To arms, in Dixie

CHORUS:
Advance the flag of Dixie !
Hurrah ! Hurrah !
For Dixie's land we take our stand ,
And live or die for Dixie !
To arms! To arms !
And conquer peace for Dixie !
To arms ! To arms !
And conquer peace for Dixie !

Fear no danger ! Shun no labor !
Lift up rifle , pike , and sabre !
To arms ! To arms ! To arms , in Dixie !
Shoulder pressing close to shoulder ,
Let the odds make each heart bolder !
To arms ! To arms ! To arms , in Dixie !

CHORUS

Swear upon your country's altar
Never to submit or falter
To arms! To arms ! To arms, in Dixie !
Till the spoilers are defeated,
Till the Lord's work is completed !
To arms ! To arms ! To arms , in Dixie !

CHORUS

He sang and marched right out of the room.

Oh,and that lady did have A heart attack.

Bella Pov

I am never playing Truth or dare with Cullens ever again.

A/N: I know the war jasper is talking about is probably not related to the soldier's but just pretend. I didn't want people flinging their eclipse book at me. But hey a Angry Jasper is a funny Jasper!!

~*Kay*~