Author's Note: It just isn't a party until someone gets wrapped in tin foil.
Disclaimer: Consider it disclaimed.
Kuu was deeply involved in her imagined throes of passion as Kozue and some other girls discussed the mysterious, unnerving disappearance of several of their classmates.
"I think it's a ghost," one girl whispered.
"I think it's a vampire," another admitted.
"I think it's a scary catgirl who's stealing life force from the students by kissing them," a third girl gasped.
"That's ridiculous!" Kozue and the other girls laughed.
"Well, whatever it is," a girl sighed, "Hopefully they'll send the police in soon."
"Or better yet," Kozue got a faraway look in her eye. "The Morality Enforcement Squad!" She let loose a high-pitched fangirl scream, "Led by Jin Oogami!"
"But the Morality Enforcement Squad is just a bunch of teenagers…" another girl pointed out.
"So?" Kozue huffed. "Jin is such a sexy beast that it doesn't matter."
"Together!" Kuu sang. "Together! Let's go together!"
Just as he happened to be mentioned, Jin, the Souma lookalike (although Jin was more widely well-liked, because he didn't screw all the good yuri), trudged into the room.
"Uh… hey, everyone," he held up a hand awkwardly. "Jin Oogami here…"
"JIN-SAMA!!!" Kozue squealed. "It's Jin-sama, it's really Jin-sama! He's here!!!!!!!!"
"Uh… yeah…" Jin coughed. "I am here. Anyhoo, the Morality Enforcement Squad is looking for the missing students and one of my classmates from Bishounen Academy is transferring to this class to help us out…"
"Bishie Academy!" a random girl in the back screamed in anticipation.
"Uh, yeah, that's what I said…" Jin's voice trailed off. "So, yeah, here's Kyoshiro Ayanokoji." He was immediately shoved out of the room by Kyoshiro, much to Kozue's disappointment.
"Oh, yes, more my prince!" Kuu giggled. "Don't stop now, oji-sama!" Kuu returned to reality just long enough to catch a glimpse of the new student. She gasped.
The pinkish hair, the yellow eyes, the tallness, Kuu noticed every minute similarity between Kyoshiro and the prince of her daydreams.
"Oji-sama?" Kuu whispered, never mind that the two men only vaguely resembled each other.
Kyoshiro looked directly at Kuu and said, "Let's go… together."
Kuu spent the rest of the class passed out at her desk.