Rules 11-20


11. I shall not cut off the ears of other campers.

12. I shall not refer to the Stoll Twins as "Fred and George"

"Hey, Fred," Percy waved to Travis. "Hiya, George." He said cheekly to Connor.

"Hey, I'm Fred!" Connor complained.

"No!"

"You want me to cut your ear off, Forge!" Connor said to Travis, pulling out his sword.


13. Thalia joined the hunt because she refused to be the child of the prophecy, not because she was lesbian.

Travis approached Thalia smugly, and said, "So Thalia… Why did you join the hunt?"

Thalia shrugged as she loaded her quiver. "Prophecy, I didn't want to be the child. Now it's only Percy, and Nico. Hopefully, Nico, the longer we wait the better."

"So you're sworn off men right?" Travis singsonged.

Thalia dropped her crossbow, and her eyes became like daggers, "What are you exactly implying?"

"Well, you're sworn off men, so if you don't like boys…" Connor's voice trailed off.

"I'll show you not liking boys!" Thalia came forward with all her might, and starting making out with him violently, and then pushed him away. And sent him a round house kick to the face.


14. Having one ear cut off does not make you holy, or saint-like.

"Look Travis, I'm saint-like." Travis said, pointing to a black hole in the side of his head.

"What?" Travis said, raising an eyebrow at him.

"I'm saint-like," He repeated. "I'm holy. Get it. Holy."

"You're pathetic, out of all ear related humor you chose holy."


15. The Hunt does not have "issues", nor do they need rehabilitation.

Silena Beauguard, and her fellow members of the Aphrodite Cabin stood in the Artemis Cabin with scotch tape, holding posters against the wall.

Thalia, and the hunt opened the door to see the Aphtodite girls hanging up pictures of Big Time Rush, The Jonas Brothers, Rupert Grint, Justin Bieber, Taylor Lautner, and Zac Efron.


16. I shall not tell the camp that I saw Travis making out with Thalia

"THALIA MADE OUT WITH TRAVIS!" Connor screamed, as the hunt raised eyebrows at her. She shrugged.

"But after wards I-"


17... Nor Shall Itell the Camp that Travis got beat up by a girl

"TRAVIS GOT BEAT UP BY A GIRL!" Connor screamed without a trace of embarrassment. It was then when the Huntress clapped in pride.


18. It is not appropriate to go to the Dionysus Cabin for Cheap Liquor.

Travis, dressed in a large black trench coat, and aviator glasses, knocked on the door of Mister D's Cabin. "You got the stuff?" He asked.

Pollux handed him a long paper bag. "The rooster is in the west."


20. I shall not tell Percy that Annabeth loss her virginity to Luke.

"ANNABETH!" Percy screamed at the top of his lungs, pounding on the door of the Athena Cabin nearly knocking it down. "ANNA-"

Annabeth opened the door, and said, "WHAT?"

Percy practically ramped her, and pushed her against the weight of her bed. "Annabeth!" Percy said, exhaustperated.

"What?"

"Tell me it isn't so!" Percy was practically on top of her.

"Percy, this is a total invasion of my personal space!"

"Annabeth Chase, Do you still have your V-card?"

At this point, Annabeth was totally freaked out. Why would he ask her that when she was on top of him like the way he was. His legs were pretty much wrapped around her, and they were on her… bed… "Percy…"

"Annabeth! Is it true you lost your virginity to Luke!"

Annabeth raised an eyebrow at him. "What?"

Well, if Luke didn't do it someone had to do the deed…


Author's Note: I need some help guys. Ideas, the ideas you gave me so far we're great, and I thank you! I think I might update every two days or so. And the last rule was a little dirty, but whatever.