Chapter 3 – Glitter
Warnings: More silliness, AU, etc.
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What most of the people don't know is that Voldemort didn't die, when he duelled Harry. No, he stayed alive and was banned from the wizarding world. Cursed to live with the muggles he despised without his powers till the end of his life- which unfortunately is forever, as he still got his Horcruxes.
We all know living in the muggle world isn't always easy and the different fandoms may make it even harder on some people. Hear what happened to Voldemort:
One rainy day the once so mighty wizard walked down a street, when he met a nice looking girl. They talked a bit and for a moment Voldemort may have forgotten, that he can't feel love, because he was conceived by a man under the influence of a love potion. They exchanged phone numbers and decided to meet again, when the weather would be better.
The next day dawned bright and sunny. They phoned each other and soon agreed on taking a walk. As always Voldemort wore his cloak. He still felt most comfortable wearing it.
They were walking hand in hand for quite a while until they came to a meadow, littered with flowers. For once Voldemort was glad about his almost non existent nose or else his hayfever might have been sparked.
They sat down, rays of sunshine broke through the white fluffy clouds and - the girl stole his cloak.
For a moment they both sat in silence, Voldemort was simply too stunned to say anything, while the girl was watching him expectantly.
There was confusion evident on her face, then disappointment.
"Why don't you glitter?", she broke the silence.
"What?" Great, now he was even more confused. Shocked into silence by a muggle, how embarrassing!
"You've got red eyes and pale skin! You should glitter in the sun!", the girl insisted.
Somehow Voldemort still didn't see how that was supposed to make any sense...
"You are a vampire, aren't you?", the girl asked, a bit unsure about the whole affair by now.
"What? No!", Voldemort insisted. "I am a very mighty sorcerer however", he tried with what he thought to be a charming smile.
"Urgh!", the girl exclaimed and was gone faster than Voldemort could scream Avada kedabra. Not that it would have done anything, had he found the time to do so...
Now he remembered, why he didn't like muggle's with their stupid fandoms...
Heartbroken Voldemort went deep into the forest, dug a deep hole and lived alone under the earth, until one day he met a beautiful snake, who just finished her winter sleep...
Disclaimer: I disclaim to own Harry Potter and twilight.
Also I am sad to inform you, that this was the last chapter.
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