YAY! HIATUSES SUCK! So... new chappie! References warning since there were so many in Losing Something!

If you want to read a romance fic as well I made one for you guys! Capsized Castle! If you want to read it you can! ENOUGH ABOUT ME! Enjoy!

Has anyone seen the moon tonight? I know it's the sun's light reflecting off of it but it looks like... a decayed tooth! It's rotting yellow and I think it's a full moon! XD

Ashley's P.O.V

Tell me why did I have to accept this weirdo's challenge. Now we're at the top of the unfinished building and I'm REALLY clumsy and I can't stand up straight because the sun is in my way!

"Are you two ready for battle or what?" The Eternal Flame asks.

"Oh Ashley and I are ready all right! Bring it on!" Kai says.

That's when The Eternal Flame makes a ball of fire from his hands and shoots it us! We jumped out of the way but we landed on different metal bars! Instead of standing their helpless like a Princess Peach, I start running towards the Masked Maniac and kicked him in the face. He fell off of the bar but did a flip and landed on another one! What is this guy a ninja?

"Hey Missy! Why don't you show me your powers over wind?" He teases.

"I don't have any powers over wind I seriously have NO IDEA what you mean by that!" I yell.

The Eternal Flame laughs. "HA! This is why they call girls weak. They refuse to put up a fight just because they don't know what a person is saying or what they mean. Foolish is all I can say about you!"

Instead of plotting a murder I take a deep breath and exhaled. I stopped breathing as soon as I saw a mini tornado in front of me. I couldn't help but scream! What am I a X-Men? Wait that's cool I'm like Storm! Well... like!

"HEY KAI USE YOUR FIRE POWER IF YOU CAN!" I call.

Kai nods his head and starts running toward the masked man. He kicks him in the chest and laughs while punching the sweat out of him. That's when Eternal Flame grabbed his hand.

"You need more fiber in your diet. ETERNAL PUNCH!"

Kai flies to the other side of the structure. I watched in disbelief.

"DUDE MY PANDA CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT AND SHE'S A TEDDY BEAR!" I yell.

"You are going to just stay there? Fight me! I have a doctor to visit, a lawsuit to file, other people I have to stalk... you just... you just can't break this schedule for today because I only got... an hour of sleep and I'm grouchy! This mask is literally suffocating me!" The Eternal Flame complains.

"Sucks for you!" I say with s smile.

"Children these days need a spanking! Back in the 60s they would always have those paddles and beat you like crazy!"

I slowly walked up to the bizarre man and poked him off of the structure. Kai ran over to me and smiles like an idiot.

"You took out the pervert! And I thought Jay was that bad!"

"Who's Jay?!"

Kai facepalms. "Hopefully we'll find him later, but anyway, let's go down there to see how our favorite insane old man is doing."

Kai's P.O.V

By the time we got down from the metal structure, the Eternal Pervert stood up and growls in anger yet was whimpering in pain. Either way, we were laughing at him like crazy.

"THIS ISN'T FUNNY! This is like those... Japanese shows everyone is obsessed with! I am supposed to be the main antagonist!" the man growls.

"You're more like that guy...that... one-shot villain." Ashley says.

The Eternal Pervert stomps his foot.

"FINE! FINE! You win this time but the next time we meet both of you will get it for I am the Eternal Flame... and I have an appointment for lunch. See you immature adolescents later."

As the Pervert flew away into the blue, I couldn't help but stare. I feel like I met that person before but... I can't make any Paper Mario references because it would be too obvious. This guy was the Mr.L. I was sadly Peach and Ashley was Bowser. But I feel like I was more Merlon or Tippi than any other character.

I feel like a Captain Obvious/useless character.

I bet out there someone hates me and makes fun of me by making me fat and stupid. As if I was so fat I was pregnant with 90 kids.

"Kai we better go! Your father isn't coming any time soon and it's so hot out here!" Ashley says.

"Oh... sorry I was thinking! Let's keep on going! There's a chance that we may hit my house in the next four blocks."

Then we set off for my house.

Meanwhile...

Geek Log Date 2.20.14 Mood: Ranty

How DARE the creators of Ninjago try to give me and fans a heart attack during an episode?! Cole and Nya were holding hands and making lovey-dovey faces at each other! Then Jay comes and they stop! Nya can't follow for Cole it's just stupid! TOO STUPID! ALL THOSE FANFICS I READ ABOUT JAYA ARE ADORABLE! THERE AREN'T ANY... NYAXCOLE FANFICS! But there ARE love triangle one but all of us know that Jay steals her heart.

Some fanfics (if good enough) may convince me if there relationship is good or bad enough like Capsized Castle. But some Fanfics with OCs like Eliza's Story, Rise of the Samurai, Shards: Ninja Daycare, and The Bounty Girls make me want the rest of the Ninja to have lovers as well. P.I.X.A.L IS NOT ZANE'S LOVER! DON'T BE MAD!

LIKE SERIOUSLY! YOU CAN'T KNOW SOMEONE FOR LIKE... 2 DAYS OR HOURS AND SAY... 'I LOVE YOU' THIS IS THE SAME STUFF GENERATOR REX DID! I KNOW IF THERE IS SOMEONE LIKE YOU... YOU FEEL NORMAL BUT... STILL! I AM A NERD IN THE MY FORT! FORT JAYSON ISSAC HEZEKIAH WALKER AKA GEEK PARADISE! YOU DON'T SEE ME LOOKING FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME AND MARRYING THEM INSTANTLY!

Plus the theme song changes! It used to go 'do do DO!' now it goes 'do do DO *insert random TRON noise here*! LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT IN THE BITLANDS IS THIS MADNESS! THE SECOND SEASON WITH THE SNAKES HAS BETTER CHARACTERS AND PLOT! THE THIRD SEASON WAS JUST SO THAT GARMADON CAN SHOW SOME LADY LEGS AND LLOYD COULD ACTUALLY HAVE A MOTHER!

Best part... we never HEARD about Cole's mother! OUR OWN EMO! NINJAGO BLOOPERS MAKES MORE SENSE THEN THIS NEW SEASON! THEY SHOULD HAVE FANS SUGGEST STORYLINES AND CHARACTERS TO MAKE THE SHOW BETTER! WE ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT MATTER!

But I'm still going to get the Ninjago Rebooted sets and tell people they're stupid on some forums while I play with them with my robocat servants.

No P.O.V

He was a nerd to end all nerds.

Even nerdier than Ashley herself, and she listens to 30 minute video game music.

He was a nerd to end all nerds.

He was Jayson Issac Hezekiah Walker.

He was up to date with every game, console, toy, and accessory.

Jayson, or Jay for short, would usually go out to fins something interesting so he could post it on to Instagram so people could be jealous. One day he found something, has been taking pictures of it ever since.

Well... I guess you can say 'him'.

"It's time to continue with these photos! I need to show these losers on Instagram that I am better then them by finding an android!" He says in a geeky tone.

"I may be an android but that doesn't mean that I don't have a name! My name is Zane!" The android corrects.

"DOESN'T MATTER! SHAKE THOSE GEARS!"

Zane couldn't help but stay in his cage and feel depressed. All those animes this guy has watched as been rubbing off on him. He said the wrongest thing ever! Does this guy enjoy taking pictures of him like this for the fun of it?!

Does this nerd enjoy Androids Gone Wild?!

"Why should I pose?! All your other followers who will be 'jealous' are probably in jail for doing the same thing! Francis did the same thing to that butterfly but she was saved! I'm going to be saved from this and no nerd will download his Beyblade, Young Justice, Black Butler, Yu-Gi-Oh, and more trashy weird anime episodes on my memory disc via USB!"

Jay put his hand on his chest. He was offended by what Zane said.

"James be quiet!"

"My name is Zane!"

"Oh well! James suits you! You're named after me of course which is a huge honor if you ask me."

Zane couldn't help but turn around and choke a little bit. Hopefully, he will get out of this place.

Hopefully, he won't be next to this pervert any longer.

You are welcome. There were SO MANY references in the first one so there's a 100% chance that there are going to be MORE references than that.

Did you guys get the references? (Tell me which ones you guys got)

LOL! Chapter all of the sudden got weird. I've been watching too much KoopaKungFu! XP

Yes guys I have been reading your stories. I don't review because most of the times it's on a school bus, I'm busy, and/or it's because... I am shy! I dislike it when I meet new people!

That is the main reason why I didn't hit another archive yet. -_- BUT I'M SHAKING THAT SHYNESS AWAY! :D

Have a good day/night!

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