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Chapter 3: A Lost Teddy Bear and an Angry Kyoya
Haruhi Fujioka made her way to the music room, in her hand she carried a textbook and some notes she had taken during class. She noticed that no one else takes notes other than her. They were all slackers … But then again they could afford to slack. She on the other hand couldn't. Scholarship students can't slack off.
When she opened the door to the music room she was greeted with shouting and yelling not to mention hugs.
"Haru -chan!" shouted Honey as he clung onto her. "Guess what Haru- chan!"
Haruhi gave him an annoyed look but asked, "W-What is it?"
"Tama -chan said he had something urgent to say to us! Let's go listen!" And with that the miniature child ran off towards the group of arguing club members.
"We didn't do it!" shouted Hikaru to Tamaki.
"I swear!" said Koaru.
"Then how did it end up in some random girls arms?!" Tamaki raged grabbing both of their collars and shaking the twins back and forth in fury.
"We don't know," Hikaru replied. "Ask Kyoya sempai."
Tamaki's eyes set on Kyoya who gave them a sly smile and readjusted his glasses. "Kyoya ….!"
Kyoya chuckled. "I wouldn't do anything so preposterous … unless you made me dress up as a baby just to please yourself and then you dragged me out into the public where everyone would laugh. If that happened, then I would've."
"Kyoya, how could you take Mr. Teddy and give him to someone else?!"
"I didn't say I did it."
"You said you would've if I dressed you up as a baby! I did that yesterday!" Tamaki began stomping his foot onto the ground and pouting. "Now, I'll never get him back!" he cried and fell to the floor in fits of sobs.
"What is going on?" Haruhi asked.
"Don't look at us," replied the twins in unison. They flashed her a grin and pranced up to her. Koaru stood to her right and Hikaru stood to her left. "Hey, Haruhi why don't we blow this Popsicle stand?"
"Boss said he had something important to say but I guess he's busy with something else," Koaru shrugged while he and Hikaru pulled her away from the commotion.
Hikaru grinned evilly. "Yeah, let's go do something …" he leaned in closer to her ear and finished, "more interesting."
Tamaki's eyes flashed with rage once again and he chased after them. "You evil twins! What do you plan to do with my Haruhi?!" He immediately grabbed the two boys and pried the off of her.
Koaru chucked (seeing that their plan to get Tamaki back on track worked) as Hikaru grumbled, "Then why don't you tell us what you wanted to tell us already? Some of us have things to do you know."
"Like you devious twins have anything important to do!"
Koaru gave him an offended look. "What are you talking about Boss? Of course we have something important to do."
"Yeah," Hikaru pitched in, "we need to go photo shop some more pictures of Haruhi for the club's website."
For some reason Haruhi was not surprised.
"That's not important AT ALL!"
Kyoya smile had long since faded and he tapped his acquaintance on the shoulder, "Tamaki, some of us really do have things we need to do, so could you hurry this up?"
Honey nodded. "Takashi needs to get to Kendo practice! And I need to eat cake! Right Usa -chan?" the martial arts master made his stuffed rabbit nod. Mori just stood there, silently agreeing with him.
Tamaki nodded. "Alright then, everyone gather around! Yesterday the Head master told me that we would be having visitors tomorrow! They aren't just any ordinary visitors though! They are representatives from different countries and they're here to have a meeting!"
"Wait, why are representatives having a meeting at Ouran?" Haruhi asked.
Tamaki scratched his chin in thought, honestly not knowing the answer. After a moment of thinking, Tamaki chose to ignore her question and continue. "Because of this, the Host Club needs to show our guest how pleasant Ouran can be!"
"Don't ignore me!"
Yet again she was ignored. "So, you're saying we have to host them?" Hikaru asked.
"Yes, minion!" Tamaki exclaimed.
"Minion?" Hikaru questioned.
"What if there aren't any girls?" Koaru asked. "We do host girls after all."
Tamaki smiled triumphantly at the questions, for he had everything planned out. "No need to fret, men! We won't be doing regular hosting! We are merely making them feel right at home! So no matter what gender they are, we are at their service!"
Haruhi sighed. That sounded a little sexist to me.
"Tamaki," Kyoya spoke, "your father didn't agree to this, did he?"
That's when Tamaki lowered his head and frowned. "Well, no but …"
"So you want us to go against our Head master's orders?"
"Kind of …"
Kyoya furrowed his eyebrows and his glasses gleamed. A dark vicious aura surrounded him, scaring the other members. "Did you really think we would risk suspension or worse getting expelled just to go along with your stupid little game?"
"Um …" Tamaki cowered away from his friend. "Actually I never thought about … it …"
"Tama –chan, you made Kyo –chan angry!"
"I can see that," Tamaki cried. 'I-I'm sorry Kyoya for not taking your feelings into consideration! Please don't hurt me …"
Before Tamaki had any time to react, Kyoya grabbed hold of his ear and shook the teen violently. "You idiot. You really thought we'd actually do that? That's absurd. You wasted others' precious time just so you could tell us something that your silly little brain had hoped for and blah blah blah blah-"
By this time, Tamaki drowned Kyoya's words out and hung loosely from Kyoya's hand. He could barely make out the words when Hikaru and Koaru shouted, "Oh no, Kyoya! You're killing the boss!"
Honey clung onto Mori and cried, "Kyo –chan is scary!"
"You have no right to talk, Mitskuni," was Mori's reply.
"Neither do you," said Haruhi.
Kyoya finally let Tamaki slump to the floor in sadness.
"I-I'm sorry kyoya," Tamaki murmured. "I just thought it'd be a good idea to welcome our guests … please don't hate me."
"I don't think he's going to hate you sempai," was Haruhi's dull reaction.
"I'm not," said Kyoya, readjusting his glasses once more. "Although it is a stupid thing to do, I will go along with your idiotic plan. I just did that so this doesn't happen again."
Tamaki's eyes widened in surprise. Immediately the childish heifer jumped to his feet and embraced Kyoya in an awkward way. "Thank you Kyoya! Mon ami! You're so nice!"
Kyoya stood there unfeeling and nodded. "I know."
This made Haruhi scoff. Kyoya sempai is anything but soft to Tamaki sempai.
Tamaki released his friend and wiped the tears from his eyes. "Alright men! Let me explain the operation!"
I'll just let him continue and then later I might remind him that his stuffed teddy bear is still gone, Haruhi thought to herself as she listened to the club president.
Chapter three is finished! Yippee!
