I'd just like to take a moment to thank everyone who's commented. I'm just full of thanks, and other mushy stuff like that :D You guys are awesome! All the comments make me all motivated and stuff, and they just make me all happy.
Your faithful, and really fucking happy, writer,
MoDouRa
Noctay: Be the other troll.
Yeou are now the Other Troll.
Corvus: celebrate wiggling day.
You usually don't celebrate it, though, so why would you celebrate it today? The only special thing that happens on your wriggling day is that at a random time during the night, Roberto would come to you, and you'd have some epic lusus-troll bonding time while going Snake Hunting, which is the most delicate of tasks.
Speaking of snake hunts, here comes your lusus now.
You clamber on top of Roberto, and the two of you take off into the air.
Flying is awesome. It's not like you have this crazed dream of one day growing wings and flying with the birds, but at least traveling by lusus is better than by foot. Your messed up front really gets in the way some times.
During the Snake Hunt, you and your lusus manage to catch several poisonous snakes, which were your favorite mostly because you could use their venom in some of your crazily deadly poison concoctions. One of the bigger ones had just killed a large wingbeast, and you had capchalouged the feathery carcass when Roberto wasn't looking. You didn't approve of the hunting of birds, but sometimes you like to take the poor, already dead ones and use their feathers to make the Fangmates. Because it's not like those are made commercially like Scalemates. They're made from real snake carcasses and bird wings.
When you return to your hive, you discover that your husktop had been chiming for a while.
Corvus: Answer.
bottomlessCrevice [BC] began trolling anonymousNightingale [AN] at 23:35
BC: HeY
BC: HaPPY WRiGGLiNG DaY, FReaK
BC: HeLLo?
BC: You DoN'T HaVe aNY TiMe iN YouR BuSY SCHeDuLe To THaNK Me FoR ReMeMBeRiNG?
BC: i BeT You'Re oFF CuLLiNG a SHiTToN oF LiTTLe MiCe WiTH YouR STuPiD TeaL LuSuS BeCauSe iT MaKeS You FeeL LiKe LeSS oF a LoSeR [:=
BC: YouR SuCH a DiSGRaCe, PiNNaR.
BC: i HaVe No iDea WHY a TeaL BLooD CuSToDiaN WouLD eVeR CHooSe aN oLiVe, NeVeRLeSS oNe WHo CaN'T eVeN FuCKiNG WaLK WiTHouT THe HeLP oF a MeTaL STiCK.
BC: THaT SPLeeNFoWL MuST Be eVeN MoRe BRaiN DaMaGeD THaN THe ReST oF iTS STuPiD SPeCieS.
AN: fuck off, you b¡+ch.
BC: aWWWW
BC: iS THe WiDDLe WiGGLeR aNGWY?
AN: go craw/ back ¡n+o +he ho/e you came from and d¡e a pa¡nfu/ dea+h.
BC: eWWW
BC: THaT HaTe HaD BeTTeR Be PLaToNiC.
AN: OF COUR$E ¡+$ P/A+ON¡C YOU $TUP¡D $HADOWBEAST!
AN: MY HA+RED FOR YOU ¡$ JU$+ $O FUCK¡NG HA+EY +HA+ ¡ WOU/D K¡/ YOU BEFORE EVEN HAV¡NG +HE CHANCE +O GE+ ANYWHERE FUCK¡NG CLO$E TO A QUADRAN+ W¡+H +HE L¡KE$ OF YOU.
BC: GooD
BC: BeCauSe i WouLD NeVeR HaTeCRuSH oN CRiPPLeD FReaK LiKe You =:]
AN: $+op bo+her¡ng me, $haden.
anonymousNightingale [AN] blocked bottomlessCrevice [BC].
You hate that stupid, ugly, good-for-nothing fucker who just has to take any chance she can to just fuck your life up even worse than it already is. Platonicly, of course.
She not only had the nerve to make you feel horrible about yourself on your wriggling day, of all days, but she just had to make fun of Roberto. No one makes fun of Roberto. No one. Not ever.
Roberto is not stupid. He's probably just colorblind. It's not his fault he chose a... an Olive blood instead of teal. They're pretty fucking similar colors.
In fact, Roberto is the most intelligent of the Spleenfowl, in your opinion. He didn't squawk as much as the others, and instead has his own adorable cawing noise, and he actually has a brain. He can solve puzzles better than you suspect she could.
So fuck her.
Platonicly.
Seriously, you've never even actually met her before. You once talked when she reached you while using Random Mode, as most trolls who actually talk to you do, and the first conversation was quite pleasant. But then, she trolled you a few nights later, and she had said you were keeping secrets from her and she oddly knew that your lusus was not ever associated with your particular blood color, and she knew about your messed up frond. How could she have known that, you almost never talk to trolls in person! But ever since then, she became your own personal stalker, and never leaves you alone for one. Fucking. Minute.
Whenever you blocked her, she made a new trollian and just annoyed you even more. You once tried to change your own trollian account (it used to be aerialNixen), but she literally had found it about ten minutes after you made it. After that, you just sort of gave up, and only block her when you want to just buy a few minutes peace.
And, of course, she managed to make a new trolltag in about twenty minutes.
basicallyContinuous [BC] began trolling anonymousNightingale [AN] at 24:03
BC: WeLL THaT WaS RuDe
BC: You SHouLD ReaLLY THiNK aBouT HoW oTHeRS MaY FeeL BeFoRe You aCT
BC: oR eLSe SoMeoNe LeSS MeRCiFuL THaN Me MiGHT JuST CuLL You
BC: =:]
AN: /EAVE
AN: ME
AN: A/ONE.
AN: /E+ ME HAVE $OME PEACE AND QU¡E+ FOR ONE
AN: FUCK¡NG
AN: DAY.
BC: LET Me THiNK aBouT iT...
BC: HMMMMM...
BC: HoW aBouT...
BC: No. =:D
AN: HOW ABOU+ YOU GO FUCK YOUR$E/F ON $OMETH¡NG $HARP AND BURN¡NG W¡+H +HE ¡N+EN$¡+Y OF A +HOU$AND $UN$.
BC: HaHa HaHa
BC: GooD oNe, FReaK.
BC: You GoT LuCKY ToDaY, FReaK.
BC: SoMeoNe eLSe aCTuaLLY WoRTH MY TiMe WaNTS To CHaT.
BC: SeeYa SooN =:D
basicallyContinuous [BC] ceased trolling anonymousNightingale [AN].
You are now forever in dept to whoever took your enemy's attention off of you.
You now have a strong urge to crush your husktop, if only to stop her excessive bothering, but you resist. You still wanted to know what the Hell that game was that you had agreed to play. What was it called? Shrub? Something like that, but still, it probably wasn't. Shrub would be a really stupid name for a Game Grub. Unless, of course, all the Game Grub did was spawn bushes. Then it would be a very suitable name.
You hope it won't be a Game about bushes. That would suck.
Corvus: be that one troll.
You are now That One Troll.
But That One Troll has not been introduced yet! What will her name be?
That Onetroll
Seriously. That's just idiotic an uncreative. Try again, and be intelligent this time.
Stella Jaylan
That's better.
Your name is STELLA JAYLAN. You are a female troll of six and a half sweeps. Your HORNS are really weird, sticking up but with an awkward piece connecting them and they basically just look like ¢. Your SIGN is Canes Venatici. You sometimes like CURVY THINGS, but sometimes you prefer SHARP AND STABBY STUFF. Sometimes you CAN'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND. You have a passion for ART, sometimes SPLATTER PAINTING, and sometimes 3-D ART like SCULPTURES, preferably something STABABLE. Sometimes your OUTFIT consists of a BLACK SHIRT with your sign in PURPLE, and sometimes it's a PURPLE SHIRT with your sign in BLACK. Sometimes you wear a GREY SKIRT, and other times you wear BLACK PANTS. You always wear PURPLE SHOES, however. You sometimes wear your LONG, UNRULY HAIR down, and sometimes cover it with a PURPLE-AND-BLACK HAT sometimes referred to by highbloods as a CAP.
Your HIVE is large and extravagant, with A BLOCK FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING. The BLOCKS in the BOTTOM HALF of your HIVE have all CURVED EDGES, SPLATTER PAINTED WALLS, and FLUFFY STUFF, while the BLOCKS on the TOP HALF of your HIVE are ALL ANGLES, and are filled with STABBY STUFF and SCULPTURES, many of which are DAMAGED from CONSTANT STABBING.
Your CUSTODIAN usually isn't around. Your LUSUS is an odd mix between a SEA SERPENT and a BARKBEAST. You call her Dogmom. Sometimes you like her for her FLUFFINESS and KINDNESS, while other times you pay more attention to her SHARP, STABBY TEETH and FEROCITY.
You have something called MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER, and when you are feeling fluffy, refer to yourself as STELLA, and when you are feeling particularly STABBY, you have others call you NALYAJ. You have many FRIENDS, but most of them you simply TOLERATE, except for your BEST FRIEND NOCTAY. NOCTAY is also the only troll you ENJOY CHATTING WITH when you are either STELLA or NALYAJ. You also have many MILDLY PROPHETIC NIGHTMARES that cannot be stopped by SOPOR SLIME.
You sometimes speak With a F(uxuating Sort of Tone, while sometimes you speak IN A S][OUTY AND -»Y* MANNOR. Your blood color is Purple, as is the color of your type, but you only really care about that when you're Nalyaj. Sometimes you use your whipkind strife specibus, and sometimes you use your knifekind specibus. You have a CHAOS MODUS, which is as unpredictable as the miracle modus, for it uses an infinite amount of variables when you Captchalogue something to put it in a random modus. Your trolltag is surrealisticDreamer.
Stella: find more trolls to join your team.
You cannot do that, because you are currently Nalyaj!
Nalyaj: find more trolls to join your team.
surrealisticDreamer [SD] began trolling basicallyContinuous [BC] at 24:15.
SD: ][ELLO T][ERE RANDOM TROLL THAT I ][AVE NEVER MET BEFORE.
SD: I COMMAND YOU TO JOIN MY TEAM OF RUBY SO I MAY ANNI][ILATE T][E COMPETITION.
SD: FOR I AM MOST LIKELY ][IG][ER UP IN T][E ][EMOSPECTRUM T][AN YOU
SD: AND I ][AVE T][E ABILITY TO CULL YOU BY T][E MEANS OF -»ING.
SD: IF I ][AVE ACCIDENTALLY CAME ACROSS A SEADWELLER
SD: I APPOLOGISE FOR MY LACK OF RESPECT DUE TO IGNORANCE.
BC: aPoLoGY aCCePTeD, THeN =:)
SD: O][
SD: YOU ARE A SEADWELLER?
BC: YeSSSSS =:D
SD: I AM ][ONORED TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.
BC: You SHouLD Be =:]
BC: WHaT WaS THaT BiT aBouT?
BC: You KNoW
BC: THaT PaRT aBouT TeaMS aND SuCH?
SD: I AM THE LEADER OF TEAM RUBY AND I AM CURRENTLY SEARC][ING FOR MEMBERS.
SD: I WOULD CERTAINLY BE ][ONORED IF YOU JOINED MY TEAM.
BC: SuRe, WHY NoT?
BC: i'Ve aLWaYs FouND iT eNTeRTaiNiNG To CRuSH LoWBLooDS uNDeR MY FRoND NuBS =:D
SD: I T][ANK YOU FOR JOINING MY TEAM OF AWESOMENESS
SD: I WILL MAKE SURE T][AT NONE OF T][E REST OF MY TEAM WILL END UP -»ING US IN T][E BACK.
BC: GooD =:]
SD: BY T][E WAY, MY NAME IS NALYAJ ALLETS.
SD: W][O MIGHT YOU BE?
BC: SHaDeN uMBRaF
SD: I ALSO MUST INFORM YOU T][AT IN ORDER TO PLAY T][IS GAME, YOU WILL HAVE TO CONTACT wretchedNightmare IN ORDER TO RECEIVE A LINK FOR T][E SESSION.
BC: aLRiGHT, FiNe.
BC: You KNoW WHaT?
BC: i THiNK We aRe GoiNG To Be GooD FRieNDS =:D
SD: I AGREE.
surrealisticDreamer [SD] ceased trolling basicallyContinuous [BC].
Reader: Be Future Corvus
You cannot be Future Corvus because that would be SPOILERS, and Corvus hates Spoilers.
Writer: End Chapter.
Writer runs program labeled "Wrap the Chapter up."
It works.
Right, almost forgot to mention this. -» means Stab, just in case you didn't infer that.