Total Drama World Detour Episode 3
Chris begins the introduction:
"Last time on Total Drama World Detour: The contestants avoided a plane crash, and found themselves hauling snow in Alaska. There were slips, there were falls, and there were electrocuting buckets. Team Heather came so close to finishing when Max unleashed his snow machine on his own team's pile of snow, but lasers came out instead, showing that Max has absolutely no skills in machinery whatsoever. Team Pahkitew won thanks to an avalanche, courtesy of our guest Topher, and Max was sent flying on the Ejection Seat of Shame. Who will survive this next challenge, and whom will I shoot out of a plane? Find out right now, on Total, Drama, World Detour!"
Intro Plays
"Boy do I like first class!" said Owen from his reclining chair. "These chairs actually turn into beds."
"Izzy likes the food!" said Izzy.
"This massage is great too," said Scott, enjoying his massage.
"I just wish they had more vegan food," said Dawn sadly. "What's with everyone and eating Nature's creatures?"
"I don't know 'bout you, but I can't survive without my greasy meat!" Sugar exclaimed as she bit into a chicken leg.
Dawn gives Sugar a look of disgust.
Confessional Sugar: "So the girl doesn't like meat. Doesn't mean I got to suffer."
End Confessional
"I don't think she likes the way you eat, my friend," said Ella.
"Now that can't be true, I have the best manners in all of my family."
"Yeah right," muttered Scott under his breath.
"I wonder how everyone else is doing?" asked Owen.
"Not too good," said Bridgette, "I never got to first class last World Tour so I can imagine how bad it is."
Confessional Bridgette: "First time in first class! Just wish I could enjoy this with Geoff. But when the merge comes I'm definitely bringing him here with me."
End Confessional
Meanwhile, in middle class:
"Well this isn't so bad," said Mike.
Team Olympic was relaxing in middle class, which resembled a regular plane. The food wasn't as good, and there wasn't anything like massages, but they were as comfortable as anyone is on a flight.
"It looks just like a regular plane to me," DJ commented.
"That's cool with me," said Geoff.
"But that doesn't mean we're gonna settle for second place, right guys?" Zoey asked.
"You bet, Zoey!" said Sky.
"I wouldn't believe everything she says if I were you, Zoey," said Dave.
"Will you get over it already? I told you we broke up! It was an honest mistake and I apologized for it!" Sky yelled.
Confessional Sky: "Dave is really taking this whole situation really hard. If only he wasn't so stubborn then maybe we could just be friends. It's not like I want to be rude to him."
Confessional Dave: "I will never forgive Sky for what she did to me. Where I come from, there are no such things as excuses!"
End Confessionals
"Did you hear something Zoey?" asked Dave sarcastically.
"This is between you guys." Zoey replied, "You need to figure it out."
"Whatever," said Dave.
Loser Class:
"Man, this totally bites," said Harold.
"I agree," said Brick.
"There is no way we're losing again, I cannot sleep on the floor like this!" Jo yelled.
Confessional Jo: "I cannot believe we lost our first challenge. It's just my luck that I have to be on a team with these losers!"
End Confessional
Team Heather was in loser class, an empty room with not even a bench to sit on. The room only had a few pillows and blankets.
"There is no way that Chris could keep us in here like animals," Leshawna said.
"Actually, yes I can," replied Chris, who appeared in the doorway. "You all signed contracts, which clearly state that you are only entitled to blankets and pillows, and any further comforts can be withheld by the host."
"Stupid contracts!" said Jasmine.
"Your problem not mine," said Chris as he exited the room.
"I wonder what our next destination is going to be," said Harold.
"Wherever we're going, we're not ending up back here again," said Jasmine.
"I hope the challenge won't be too hard," said Shawn.
"Attention contestants," said Chris over the loudspeaker, "we are approaching the next destination, where you will face your next challenge. Oh, and get ready, because it is going to be really hard!"
"Great," said Shawn.
The contestants exit the plane and hear about their next challenge.
"Welcome to Rome everyone!" Chris announced. "Today's challenge will involve athletics, and a little knowledge on steering. This is the Circus Maximus, where the Ancient Romans would have chariot races. Today, you will all be racing in your own chariots that we have provided. The first eight people to complete five laps will advance to part two of the challenge. Sound cool?"
"Where our the horses?" Harold asked.
"Oh, we could buy horses with our low budget, so we decided that you guys will be pulling the chariots!" Chris exclaimed.
Confessional Scott: "He cannot be serious!"
Confessional Chris: "Oh yes, I most certainly can."
End Confessionals
"Aw come on!" Owen yelled.
"I have the feeling that that's not the last time we'll be hearing that from the big guy," Shawn commented.
"Alright guys, line up!" said Chris.
Everyone tied himself or herself to a chariot and lined up on the starting line.
"On your marks, get set, start running!" yelled Chris.
Jo immediately pulled ahead while Brick, Jasmine, DJ, Geoff, Sky, and Izzy got off to a decent start. Leshawna, Shawn, Mike, Zoey, Dave, Bridgette, Scott, Dawn, and Ella slowly budged their chariots down the track. Owen, Sugar, Harold, and Anne Maria were still at the starting line.
"This stupid thing won't move it's behind!" Sugar complained.
"Tell me about it," said Owen.
"Let's go, I aint' got all day," said Anne Maria as she tried hard to move her chariot.
Confessional Anne Maria: "There is no way anyone is gonna see me pull that hunk of junk five laps around the track."
End Confessional
"I don't have the strength in my legs for this kind of action," said Harold as he huffed and puffed.
Jo already completed her first lap.
"Let's go losers," said Jo to the people who were stuck, "you're running out of time.
"I'm trying!" Owen yelled. "Is that what I think it is? Muffins!"
Owen then managed to ferociously push his chariot, he started to catch up.
"Time to start using the traps!" Chris said to the camera as he pushed a button.
A wall sprang out of the ground and Geoff ran right into it.
"Let's go man, people are catching up," said DJ as he passed Geoff by.
Another wall sprang up right in front of DJ.
"Me and my big mouth," said DJ, his head sticking out of a wall.
A wall came up right in front of Owen but he crashed right through it and kept running.
Confessional Owen: "My mama told me that my biggest attribute was my brain. My dad said it was my bulk."
End Confessional
Owen continued to crash through walls. "Muffins!" he yelled.
An explosion was heard on the track. A mine exploded right under Leshawna but it propelled her forward ahead of Sky.
"And that's how I role!" she yelled.
Jo completed her third lap around the track. Right behind her was Brick, followed by Jasmine and then Leshawna. Sky was right on Leshawna's heels followed closely by Izzy. DJ and Geoff were behind her, followed by Mike, Zoey, and Dave. Everyone else was far behind except Owen, who was catching up to the aforementioned.
"And Jo speeds up, starting her final lap with everyone at her heels," Chris announced from a loudspeaker.
Confessional Jasmine: "The best way to win these challenges is to expect the unexpected."
End Confessional
"Time to speed things up a bit," said Jasmine. She accelerated but Chris sprung another trap that sent Jasmine falling through a hole.
"And Jo crosses the finish line in first, that advances her to the second part of the challenge where she will have an advantage as well," announced Chris.
"I must make it across to the second part to help my team," said Brick. The only problem was that Brick started to slip in some oil that was placed in the track.
"Must make it through," said Brick, who exerted as much control as he could.
"And Brick comes in second! That's two for Team Heather."
"Make that three," said Leshawna, who was helped out a lot by that explosion.
"Leshawna comes in third," announced Chris.
"Time to get my team involved," said Sky as she crossed the line.
"That's fourth place for Sky," Chris said.
"That reminds me," said Sky, "who's the cameo for today?"
Before Chris could answer, a cry was heard on the track:
"Zombie!" yelled Shawn. He then started running at a pace that outmatched everyone. He started to catch up to the front-runners.
"And Shawn takes fifth place," announced Chris.
Shawn, however, didn't stop running.
"Shawn, relax dude, it's not a zombie!" Chris yelled. "It's only Dakotazoid, today's cameo."
"Hello, everybody!" Dakotazoid yelled in her weird voice.
"Oh, false alarm everyone!" said Shawn.
Confessional Shawn: "When it comes to the zombie apocalypse, there is no such thing as an overreaction. Better wrong than bitten!"
End Confessional
"So four members of Team Heather are in the second round, no one from Team Pahkitew has crossed the line," said Chris.
"Not so fast," said Owen as he crossed the line.
"How'd you do that so quickly Owen?" asked Brick.
"Muffins," said Owen in a dreamy voice.
"Okay, so Owen comes in sixth. We still need two more people," said Chris.
"Stupid trap," Jasmine complained as she climbed out of the hole with the chariot on her back.
"Come on Jasmine, go faster!" Shawn yelled.
"I'm trying!" Jasmine yelled back.
Jasmine started to catch up, but unfortunately it was too late for her.
"And Izzy comes in seventh place followed closely by DJ in eight," Chris announced.
"Oh, that bites!" Jasmine complained as she crossed the line in ninth.
"At least you were close," said Mike as he, Dave, and Zoey crossed the line.
"So we have our eight competitors," said Chris. "As for the rest of you, you will have no shot at helping your team win the challenge."
"Aw shucks," said Sugar.
"Well it could be worse," said Scott.
"Speak for yourself," said Geoff, still recovering from slamming into a wall.
"Alright guys, time to head to the second part of the challenge, which will take place right after this short commercial break!"
Commercial Break
"Welcome back to Total Drama World Detour," Chris announced. "It is time to begin round two of todays challenge. This will take our contestants back to Ancient Roman athletics as they will become gladiators!"
"Say what now?" asked Leshawna in shock.
"You heard me," Chris replied, "the eight contestants who completed the race before the others will participate in a gladiator tournament. Opponents will be decided randomly. The winner of the tournament will win invincibility for their team and a chance to win an advantage in the next challenge. The two losing teams will send one of the people who competed in the tournament to fight for second place. The loser sends someone home for good."
"So that's why we're at the Coliseum?" asked Harold.
"Correctomundo compadre," Chris answered.
"How will we decide who fights who?" asked Brick.
"You guys will pick names out of a hat, which also contains a feral rabbit inside," Chris answered. "But before that, the eight of you need to get dressed in your coats of armor and get your swords."
"Swords?" DJ asked frightfully.
"Yes DJ, swords," Chris confirmed.
Confessional Zoey: "This sounds really mean and selfish, but boy am I glad I get sit this one out! I hope no one gets hurt though."
End Confessional
DJ started to faint.
"Relax, they're made of plastic, they won't cut you, but they will sting very, very much," said Chris.
"Oh mother of God!" yelled Owen.
DJ continued to faint.
"Someone get him up so we can start this challenge already," said Chris.
Twenty minutes later the eight gladiators, Jo, Brick, Leshawna, Shawn, Izzy, DJ, Sky, and Owen, stood armed and armored in front of a hat, which was shaking violently.
"Everybody look out for Izzy….the Gladiator Ninja!" Izzy exclaimed.
"Save it for the ring, fire-head," Jo retorted.
"It is so on," said Sky.
"Bring it then," said Leshawna.
"I'm just gonna eliminate all of you if you don't shut it already!" yelled Chris. "Now, who wants to pick first? Shawn looks like he does."
"No that's really okay I've seen enough rabbits in my life," Shawn replied.
Confessional Shawn: "What if it was a rabbit-zombie!"
"Well I'm not giving you a choice, step right up Shawn."
Shawn reluctantly put his hand into the hat.
"Ow!" he yelled and pulled his hand back up. He managed, though to pick out a slip of paper.
"I've been bitten!" Shawn screamed.
"Relax dude, and hand me the paper please," said Chris. "Thank you. Let's see… Shawn will go up against Owen in the first round of the tournament."
Owen gulped.
"Okay….. Sky, it's your turn," said Chris.
"Oh great," Sky complained. She went up to the hat, and with lightning speed she went in and took out a slip of paper without getting bitten. She handed the paper over to Chris.
"Ha!" Sky said happily. "Looks like I survived your little pet, Chris."
"I wouldn't be so sure about that Sky," Chris replied. "You picked out the paper with Shawn's name, but since he already has an opponent, you'll have to pick again."
"You have got to be kidding me!"
"If you don't pick, your team is automatically voting someone home."
"Fine, I'll do it."
Sky put her hand in there, got bitten and pulled out a piece of paper.
"Ouch, that really hurts!" she exclaimed.
"Too bad," Chris replied. "Sky, looks like you're going up against Izzy."
"Izzy is gonna knock you down!" Izzy yelled.
"We'll see about that," said Sky under her breath.
"DJ, if you will," said Chris.
DJ put his hand in saying "nice bunny, good bunny" only to take his hand out with a bite mark but no slip of paper.
"Looks like you have to do it again," said Chris gleefully.
He put his hand back in and took it out with another bite mark and a paper. He fainted…again.
"DJ, you'll play Jo…DJ?"
"Looks like he fainted again," said Bridgette from the audience section.
"Some one from his team better wake him up or he'll lose his match against Jo."
"Get up man," said Geoff, who ran over and started to shake DJ violently.
"Mama," DJ said weakly.
"He's up," said Geoff.
"Good," said Chris. "Now if we can get started with the challenge we can get back to the plane. Leshawna and Brick, you're the fourth matchup. Shawn and Owen, in the ring, now!"
Shawn and Owen faced each other in the center of the Coliseum.
"First one to knock the other out of the ring or knocks the other one down for three seconds wins," said Chris. "Ready….fight!"
Shawn immediately moved in to attack Owen. Owen, using his strength advantage, pushed Shawn away.
"Charge!" Owen screamed as he ran at Shawn with his sword in front of him. Shawn sidestepped at the last second and Owen's momentum nearly carried him out of the ring.
"A close call for Owen and Team Pahkitew," Chris said over a loudspeaker.
"Why does he always have access to a loudspeaker?" Scott asked angrily.
"Because I'm just that awesome," Chris replied over the loudspeaker.
Confessional Owen: "That fight was really scary, but I realized that I had to toughen up and become Super Owen if I wanted to win."
End confessional.
"Super Owen to the rescue!" Owen yelled as he ran at Shawn…..who sidestepped again and pushed Owen from behind.
"Ooh, that's a painful wipeout for the big guy," said Geoff.
"Is he okay?" asked Zoey.
"I'm fine," Owen groaned.
"But you were down for the past fifteen seconds," said Chris. "Shawn wins the match!"
Team Heather cheered.
"Sky, Izzy, to the ring," Chris said.
Confessional Sky: "Izzy looks tough, and she has fought with Chef and survived, but I can take her, I know I can!"
Confessional Izzy: "I'm gonna have myself some Sky pork chops and a little Sky pudding for dessert!"
End Confessionals
"Ready…..fight!"
"Hay-ya!" Izzy yelled as she tried to pull a karate-chop on Sky. Sky ducked and tried to kick Izzy in the stomach, but Izzy grabbed her foot and tossed her in the air…only for Sky to do a backflip and land on her feet inches from the edge of the ring.
"A close call for Sky," Chris announced.
Confessional Sky: "This is going to be harder than I thought."
End Confessional
Izzy charged at Sky while she was at the edge of the ring but Sky quickly dodged
"Come on Sky, you have to start thinking offensively!" Mike shouted from the sidelines.
"He's right Sky, you'll have to come at me sometime!" Izzy yelled.
"You want some? You got some," Sky retorted.
She charged Izzy, but Izzy ducked down and Sky tripped over her. Izzy pinned her down.
"One…two…three! Izzy wins!" Chris announced.
Confessional Izzy: "That Sky pudding is tasting real good!"
End Confessional
"DJ and Jo, you're up," Chris announced.
Confessional Jo: "This is going to be to easy."
Confessional DJ: "If I don't get out alive, mama, I love you!"
End Confessionals
"Ready….fight!"
"Stay away from me!" DJ nervously yelled, holding his sword out in front of him.
Jo slowly walked toward him, then all of a sudden leaped toward DJ and yelled "Boo!"
"Ahhhhh!" DJ yelled as he jumped back…and over the edge of the ring.
"And Jo is the winner!" Chris announced.
"Well that was quick," Scott commented.
"Come on, you couldn't do better than that!" Dave yelled.
"I got scared…that sword was so scary," DJ said in fright.
Confessional Jo: "Without even breaking a sweat."
End Confessional
"Final match of the first round, Brick versus Leshawna," said Chris.
"Prepare for a serving of beat-down stew!" Leshawna shouted.
"What's with everyone and the food references?" said Scott.
"I apologize in advance for what's coming," Brick said calmly.
"Oh yeah! Well take this!" Leshawna said as she charged at Brick.
Brick simply held out his hand and stopped Leshawna in her tracks. He then picked her up and gently deposited her just outside the ring.
"Brick wins, I guess," said Chris.
"Why didn't you try to hurt me?" asked Leshawna.
"No point in hurting a teammate when Team Heather is guaranteed a win," Brick replied.
"Well…thanks!"
"No problem," Brick replied.
Confessional Jo: "That's the attitude that's going to make our team lose! I can't stand him anymore!"
End Confessional
"And so the first semifinal begins! Izzy versus Shawn!" Chris announced.
"Let's tango!" Izzy shouted.
"Lets," Shawn replied.
They both took their swords and started trying to land blows. Thrust after thrust, parry after parry they fought, until:
"I hope your brain get's overlooked by the zombies when I take it from your head!" Izzy shouted.
"You're not serious are you?" Shawn asked nervously.
"Sure I am, I've had plenty of squirrel brains before, I wonder what yours tastes like!"
"Okay! You win! Just don't eat my brain, please!" Shawn pleaded as he threw his sword on the ground.
Confessional Shawn: "So…scary!"
Confessional Izzy: "He actually thought I was serious! I didn't think anyone would buy it!"
"And Shawn forfeits, giving Izzy a ticket to the finals," Chris announced.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Jo screamed.
"I am definitely not kidding you," replied Chris.
"Alright who am I battling?"
"I believe that would be me," Brick replied.
"Alright, let's do this!"
"We don't have to fight you know, I could work the same arrangement out with you as I did with Leshawna."
"I don't think so!"
Jo grabbed Brick, tossed him into the air, and swung her sword like a baseball bat, sending Brick flying headfirst into the stands.
"Ooh! That was awesome!" Chris shouted. "And with that we have our all female final round!"
Confessional Jo: "Now that's how it's done Brick."
End Confessional
Everyone glares at Jo.
"Whatever, bring it on crazy chick!" Jo shouted.
Izzy responded by letting out a war cry and charging Jo. Jo ran back at her yelling as well. They kept running, and collided with each other. Jo's size advantage over Izzy, however, sent Izzy flying over the edge of the ring.
"And we have a winner. Team Heather!" Chris shouted.
"That's how it's done, victory for Team Heather!" Jo shouted. No one cheered though.
"You're insanely brutal," Jasmine said.
"I did what had to be done," Jo replied.
"You didn't have to send poor Brick flying like that!" said Bridgette.
"I was trying to win," said Jo. "In this game, you have to give your all, or suffer the consequences."
"Whatever, you better hope we don't lose, cause I guarantee that you're on the chopping block," Leshawna said angrily.
"Though I love the drama, we have to get a move on," said Chris. "Jo, as the winner of the challenge you get to fight to give your team an advantage in the next challenge."
"Who do I fight?" Jo asked.
"Me!" said Dakotazoid.
Confessional Jo: "Eh, size isn't everything."
End Confessional
"You've been a very bad girl," said Dakotazoid.
"Yeah, yeah, bring it on!"
"Okay!" Dakotazoid grabbed Jo and threw her out of the Coliseum.
"Well that was quick! No advantage for Team Heather!" Chris announced.
Everyone cheered because Jo just got shown to her place, even the rest of Team Heather.
"Now for the most important fight of all, the elimination fight! Teams Pahkitew and Olympic, choose your best fighters!" Chris said.
TEAM PAHKITEW
"How are you doing Izzy?" Bridgette asked.
"I'm ay-okay and ready to fight!" she replied.
"Good, cause out of you and Owen, you're the clear choice." said Scott.
"Thanks for the kind words buddy!" said Owen.
TEAM OLYMPIC
"So who're we sending?" Mike asked.
"Well Mr. Swordsman over here can't even step in the ring without fainting," said Anne Marie, pointing at DJ. "So the best option is Sky."
"Okay, I'll do it!" said Sky.
"Alright guys, fight hard, because the loser forces their team into loser class for the next flight," said Chris.
"Oh, don't worry, I'm ready," said Sky.
"Well then….begin!"
"Let's end this quickly!" Izzy shouted, running forward to slam into Sky.
But fate was on Sky's side this fight as she jumped over Izzy and kicked her feet into Izzy's back, causing her to step over the edge.
"Team Olympic takes middle class, again," said Chris. "Team Pahkitew, to the voting room!"
"Sorry Izzy," said Sky.
"Well at least you didn't butcher me like that Jo did," Izzy replied.
"Shut up!" said Jo, who reentered the Coliseum covered in garbage.
"What happened to you?" asked Harold.
"That freak of nature threw me into a garbage dump!" Jo shouted in response.
Everyone started cracking up.
In the Elimination Room:
"Okay guys, you've all cast your votes and made your decisions. Today's souvenirs are swords. If I call your name you are safe," Chris said.
Confessional Scott: "He was slow and didn't put any effort into his fight."
Confessional Sugar: "Big tub of lard, that's what he is!"
Confessional Dawn: "Sorry, but you are no more use for this team.
Chris started to say the names: "Ella, Dawn, Bridgette."
The girls stood up to claim their swords,
"Scott…..Sugar."
Izzy and Owen were left.
"You both are on the chopping block for failing to produce for your team when it mattered. Only one can go home, though, and the final sword goes to….Izzy."
"Sorry Owen, I'll really miss you!" Bridgette said.
"That's alright guys," the big guy responded as he sat in the Ejection Seat of Shame.
Chris pushed the big red button and Owen flew up…only to get stuck in the hole in the ceiling.
"A little help here!" Owen called.
"Sorry, here you go," Chris replied.
A big red fist shot out from the Ejection Seat of Shame and pushed Owen out of the plane.
"Thank you!" Owen shouted as he flew.
Chris concludes from the cockpit: "Will Team Pahkitew rebound, will Brick recover from his wounds, and will the Ejection Seat of Shame get any funnier, find out next time on Total, Drama, World Detour!"
Voting Summary:
Scott: Owen
Sugar: Owen
Ella: Owen
Dawn: Owen
Bridgette: Izzy
Izzy: Sugar
Owen: Scott