Title: Breakfast at the Basses

Author: Shelby

Summary: Chuck turns towards his daughter looking her over. Her brown curls that go past her shoulders are almost exact to Blair's. She's wearing a headband that matches her school uniform and on her face she has applied a red lip gloss and mascara. He frowns, "You most certainly are a baby now take off the make-up Charlotte Bass." A too familiar smirk forms on her face, "No."

A/N: Okay so I'm so surprised to see how much you guys are liking this little batch of one-shots. I also find them so much fun to read as well! Anyways though I promise to keep putting out more of them as long as you guys keep telling me you want them! Thanks once again for all the lovely reviews, I'm so glad you guys are enjoying them.

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"Dad this is so stupid, how could you agree to this?" A now fourteen year old Max whined walking alongside his father and Lex at the mall. They were supposed to meet the girls at the store Blair and Charlotte gave them, but of course they were running late.

Chuck chuckled looking at his son, "Oh come on it's not that bad, besides the girls won the bet and this was their reward and our punishment."

"So Mr. Bass can I ask you a question?" Lex smirked up at him, exchanging a mischeavous glance with Max at first.

Chuck pursed his lips for a moment before shrugging, "My permisssion's never stopped you before Alexander." Chuck smirked as he watched Lex glare as Chuck used his full name.

Lex then smirked up at him again, "So exactly when did you become so whipped?"

Max started laughing along with Lex until they both saw Chuck send them the death glare. They then turned into a store as Chuck muttered profanities under his breath and the two boys tried to hide their laughter behind him. Chuck turned around abrubtly, "I am not whipped Lex," he then turned towards Max, "Your father is Chuck Bass, and Chuck Bass is not whipped."

Max nodded, speaking sarcastically, "Okay dad whatever you say."

Lex nodded along with him, "Really Mr. Bass it's not that big of deal I mean considering your age and everything..." he trailed of with a smile on his lips.

Chuck looked around, "Hey I am not old, or whipped so you two stop it or your grounded," he said pointing to Max, "And you're well I don't know how I'll punish you, but I will," he said pointing to Lex. Both boys just responded by laughing more at him.

Chuck put his hands up in the air, "Fine you know what I'll prove to you I'm not whipped, here point out any woman in here and I'll have her flirting with me in five seconds."

Lex and Max looked at each other and then Max bit his bottom lip, "I don't think that's a good idea dad, mom will kill you."

Chuck smirked, "What your mother doesn't know, won't hurt her."

Lex smirked before looking over towards the dressing room. He spotted a tall, gorgeous blonde, revealing more cleavage than she should. Personally Lex perferred a classier brunette and he knew Mr. Bass did to, but it didn't stop him from poiting at her, "Okay her."

Chuck turned around looking at the woman before scoffing, "Easy watch and learn boys." He than advanced towards the woman, both boys following him. Honestly Chuck didn't really want to talk to this woman, but he would not have his son thinking he was one of those old, boring dads because Chuck Bass would always be young, and exciting.

He tapped the sales girl on the shoulder, "Excuse me miss I was wondering if I could bother you for a second?" he flashed out the Chuck Bass smirk.

She blushed instantly smiling, "Of course Mr. Umm?"

Chuck smiled, "Bass, Chuck Bass."

The woman's breath caught in her throat, everyone knew Chuck Bass, everyone. She then giggled, "Well what can I help you with today?"

Max began counting, "Five."

Chuck smirked, "Well I was looking for a new jacket, but I was wondering what color to get."

Lex continued, "Four."

The woman giggled, again, "Oh well um... I umm."

Max sighed, "Three."

Chuck flashed his pearly whites, "I believe I didn't get your name."

Lex frowned, things were not looking good for him and Max, "Two," he said with slight annoyance.

The girl giggled again opening her mouth, but was cut off by a more powerful voice, "ONE." Chuck's eyes grew large as he realized who was behind him. Lex and Max began laughing as the woman scampered away scared.

Chuck turned around to see Blair with one hand on her hip, eyebrow raised, glare set in her eyes, and her lips pursed. Chuck smirked, "Blair we were just looking for you."

Blair nodded, speaking sarcastically, "Really because last I checked neither I or your daughter had blonde hair, over sized boobs, and dressed like total sluts."

Lex smirked, "I'd say your boobs are just the righ size Mrs. Bass." Max smacked him upside the head as Chuck sent him a glare.

Blair ignored him rolling her eyes and then walking closer to Chuck. He backed away from her as she began pointing her finger into his chest, "Chuck Bass what do you think you were doing?"

Chuck backed up more, "I was just looking for a jacket."

Blair turned around, "Max what was your father doing?"

Chuck glared at Max, let's see he could have his dad mad at him or his mom. Which was worse? Max shrugged, "Dad refused to except he's whipped and made a bet he could get that lady to flirt in five seconds."

Blair turned back towards him, grabbing Chuck by the collar and pushing him up against the dressing room wall. Chuck glared at Max, "Traitor."

Blair's eyes widened, "You listen here Chuck Bass and you listen good, if I ever, ever catch you making such a horrid bet with these to again or anyone for that matter, that involves you flirting with other women I'll make you wish you were never born," she snapped, with threat in her voice.

Chuck gulped, "Okay."

Blair slanted her eyes, "What was that dear?"

Chuck coughed, "I mean I'm sorry and it won't happen again."

Blair smiled letting go of his collar and began fixing it, "Good now we should go find Charlie." Chuck nodded and then Blair began walking and he followed her. As he passed Max and Lex he heard them both whipser, "Whipped." He glared as he heard them laughign behind him. He wasn't whipped it's just he'd rather not sleep on the couch tonight was all.

Blair sighed after they'd walked awhile, "I don't understand I left her and Sarah in the teens department." She then saw a sales boy that had helped them earlier. She smiled, "Excuse me, remember me?"

The teenage boy looked her up and down shrugging. She sighed rolling her eyes, "I had my daughter and her friend with me."

The boy's face suddenly hit realization, "Oh the pretty blonde and hot brunette?'

Chuck glared stepping closer, but Blair stepped in front of him. Lex grinded his teeth, his fist balling, but Max patted him on the back. Blair rolled her eyes and nodded, "Yes them, where did they go?"

The boy shrugged, "I think I saw them heading to the food court."

Blair smiled, "Thank you."

The boy nodded, "Yeah and if you see the brunette could you tell her the number I gave her she can call anytime."

Chuck opened his mouth, but someone else beat him to it. "Thanks, but she doesn't date middle class," Lex spat glaring up at the clearly older boy. The boy rolled his eyes stalking off. Chuck smirked in his direction, they then followed Blair towards the food court. All of them searching for Sarah and Charlotte. Finally after what seemed like hours they saw Sarah walking towards them with her head down, texting.

Max smirked waving, "Sarah!" Sarah looked up noticing everyone and her eyes grew large and she turned around starting to walk away. Blair and Chuck exchanged a look. Max ran ahead grabbing her arm.

She turned around smiling, as she laughed nervously, "Oh hi I didn't see you there."

Chuck walked up, "Sarah where is Charlie?"

Sarah looked up at him, "Oh um she's... well funny story actually..."

"Doubt it," Lex rolled his eyes.

Blair smiled sweetly, "Honey where is she?"

Sarah looked around at everyone, how was she going to get out of this? Okay so she promised to cover for her, but this was ridicuous. She shouldn't have to cover for Charlie, because she knew Chalrie really wanted to hang out with Lex, but neither would bite their tongue and ask the other out. She then sighed, "We ran into Jason Baizen."

Lex perked up, "Get to the point blondie."

Sarah looked up at Chuck and Blair, "Look Mr. And Mrs. Bass I told her it wasn't a good idea, but she wouldn't listen."

Chuck frowned, "What was a bad idea?"

Sarah looked at Max for a second before squeezing her eyes shut and blurting it all out, "Jason and Charlie made a bet and whoever lost had to get a pericing done, and well... Charlie sort of... lost."

Chuck's eyes widened, "WHAT!? WHERE DID THEY GO?"

Blair pushed him aside, "Sarah take me to them right now!"

Lex frowned, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" Everyone looked at him and he glared, "What you all have an opinion so do I."

Sarah sighed going with them all following her, Charlie was going to kill her. The peircing place wasn't very far. And when it came into view, both Chuck and Blair pushed past Sarah and Max, practically running towards it. Lex was right behind them, he was so going to kill Jason. Max and Sarah stayed the farthest behind, perferring not to be in the crossfire. No telling what would happen when Chuck clashed with Charlie, Lex clashed with Jason, and Blair clashed on everyone. Much, much better to just stay behind.

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(A few moments before Chuck, Blair, Lex, Max, and Sarah arrived at the peircing place.)

Charlie bit her bottom lip as she looked at Jason leaning up against the glass counter. He smirked, "So Bass you lost and I won, now what's it going to be, or where would be more accurate?"

She glared staring at the case full of different selections of peircings. She shrugged, "Actually I think i'm going to have to pass, I mean I left my wallet with my mom and if I go back now... well I won't be back."

Jason laughed, hopping up on the counter, ignoring the dirty look he got from the lady behind it. He then leaned in toward her, "No backing out," he leaned away, "Besides I'll pay for it."

Charlie wanted to kill this kid, honestly why did she ever go out with him? Sure he had a badboy side to him, a certain charm, but it was different then Lex. Lex knew when to stop pushing her, not that he did even then, but Jason never stopped. She crossed her arms, titling her head as she pursed her lips, "I'm not eighteen, I need parental conscent."

He really couldn't get around this one, could he? She thought silently to herself. He smirked snapping his finger and the lady behind the counter went away, she was replaced with an older boy, definetly not old enough to give peircings. She shook her head, "If you think i'm trusting him, you're crazy."

Jason laughed again, "It's okay he's done this before, listen Charlotte you have no reason to back out, unless it's that your scared and can't hold up your side of the bet so what's it going to be?"

Charlotte glared, looking around before sighing, and then smirked, Basses never backed down from a bet. She shot her signiture Bass grin, "Don't you mean where?"

Jason smiled, "That's my girl."

"She's not your girl," came a voice from behind Charlotte dripped with venom. Charlotte stiffened up, what was he doing here?

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Chuck could not believe he agreed to let Lex handle this. Blair and him were currently standing off in the shadows, like true stalker parents. He was relieved his daughter had not been peirced, but she was still grounded. Chuck looked back on at Lex who was glaring at the Baizen kid.

Jason smirked, hopping off the counter and walking towards Lex, stopping beside Charlotte. He laughed a little, "What are you doing here Sparks? Charlotte and I have private buisness to attend to and you're not needed."

Lex felt his fists ball at his sides as he took a step closer to Jason, "If you think I'd leave her here with you then you've lost your fucking mind."

Blair tugged on Chuck's shoulder, whispering, "Maybe we should step in."

Chuck shook his head, "No, Lex has everything under control." Truth be told, if Chuck had to pick a... friend for his daughter he trusted Lex more than Jason.

Charlie turned around, "I can take care of myself Lex, go away." She said glaring at him, okay so maybe she was pretending to be mad. Because yes, she wanted out of this situation, but they weren't in a relationship. He flirted with other girls all the time. Therefore she was going to do what she pleased. Even though she didn't really want to do this, but he didn't need to know that.

Jason smirked, "Yeah Lex go away." Jason then gave Lex a slight shove on the chest. Charlie blinked her eyes and all the sudden she saw Lex and Jason on the floor wrestling.

"YOU IDIOTS STOP IT!" She screamed at them looking around for someone.

"STAY AWAY FROM HER!" Lex yelled, rolling over on top of Jason as he sent a fist to his jaw.

Jason then flipped the position and pinned down Lex, "SHE'S NOT EVEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND I'LL GO WHEREVER I PLEASE!" he screamed punching Lex in the eye. All of the sudden Jason was pulled up off of Lex. Charlie looked to her side to see her dad, holding Jason and pulling him away.

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Chuck yelled pulling him farther.

Charlie looked, "Dad what are you doing here?"

Chuck didn't answer, still attempting to try and pull Jason away, who wasn't giving in. Blair and Sarah stood in shock at the whole scene. Max started to help his dad. Charlie looked down to see Lex still on the floor, his lip was busted and his eye was blackening. She ran over, "Oh my god are you okay?" She said touching his cheek.

"Damnit would you not press on my face so hard Bass?" Lex snarled at her, jerking his face away.

Charlie glared, "Fine." She then got up, moving away from him and crossing her arms. Security showed up and they had made Jason calm down, calling his father. In the meantime everyone had been taken to the mall's office of security section. They put Jason and Lex on different spots of the room.

Chuck sighed aggravated, "Look can I please take him, the other kid doesn't belong with me, why do I have to wait for his father to show up?"

The security man sighed, "Mr. Bass once again we are going against rules to release Mr. Sparks to you, but we have to wait to make sure no one is pressing charges."

Lex stood up, "He shoved me first," he said angrilly. A security guard behind him grabbed his shoulder pushing him back down. Lex winced and Charlie glared walking over, "You don't have to be so mean, he's sore."

The security guard stared down at her, "I believe your the one who started the fight young lady?"

"She didn't do anything, it's his fault," Lex said pointing at Jason.

Jason glared back at him, "It's not my fault, she came to me."

Lex stood up, "No you ran into her!"

Jason stood up, "Yeah and she was alone, as in avoiding you!"

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Charlie screamed causing everyone in the room to look at her. "God I should have went home with mom, max, and sarah," she said rolling her eyes. Blair had taken Max and Sarah to go back to Sarah's house, since they didn't want to stick around for all the drama.

Chuck sighed, how did Blair get out of this one? Chuck then nodded looking over at the security guard, "I agree don't you have somewhere you could put the Baizen kid?"

The security guard stared at him for a moment before getting up, "Fine as long as he shuts up," him and Jason then exited. The security guard told them he'd inform them when Carter got here.

As soon as he left Chuck turned towards Charlotte, "Charlotte what the hell did you think you were doing, going to get a peircing without conscent from your mother or I?"

Charlotte turned around, fear flashing on he face as her eyes met her father. She then spoke nervously, "I wasn't going to actually go through with it daddy."

"Oh really because I'm pretty sure If I hadn't of shown up you would have," Lex spat, taking down the freezing ice from his eye.

Charlotte turned back towards him, glaring, "I told you Sparks, you didn't need to be there. I don't have to have your permission to do what I want."

Chuck stood up, "I hope you're not going to use that same answer for me Charlotte Bass." Charlotte turned back towards him widening her eyes. He sighed sitting back down, he definetly needed Blair's help on this one. Maybe it would be best to wait until Blair was there for punishment.

The room fell silent and Charlotte turned back around facing Lex. Lex glared at her from across. Chuck watched the exchange. Chuck coughed standing up, "I'm uh... goint to go to the bathroom." He then smirked, walking out of the room, but stopping at the door, out of view. Seriously if they thought he would leave them alone together, truly they were insane.

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Charlotte turned back towards Lex glaring. His eyes locked on her and he glared right back at her. She crossed her arms sighing and looking away from him. This was not his fault, it was his own stupid fault, she thought to herself.

"You know this is all your fault," Lex spat from across the room.

Charlotte snapped her head back towards him, lifting her hands to her chest in disbelief, "My fault? My fault? Are you serious, how is this my fault?"

Lex stood up, advancing towards her, "I can't leave you alone for five seconds with out you running off with someone like Jason Baizen and getting something I have to look at for the rest of my life, knowing you got it with him!"

Charlotte stood up, throwing her arms in the air, "You can't leave me alone? What about you Mr. Flirt with every whore in sight!? And besides who said you'll be looking at me for the rest of your life, after tonight I never wanna see you again!"

Chuck watched the heated exchange from the doorway, when someone tapped him on the shoulder. He jumped, turning around to see Blair. She opened her mouth, but he covered it, grabbing her and putting her in view of Charlotte and Lex. He whispered in her ear, "It's like looking into a mirror." Blair quirked an eyebrow at him, but her head jerked back towards the doorway, when they heard another yell.

"OH YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME?" Lex screamed stepping closer to Charlotte.

"NO I DON'T!" Charlotte screamed, but not as loud, no need for the whole mall to hear.

Lex glared at her turning around and walking back towards his chair. He stopped before he sat down, turning back to face her, "Then what are you still doing here? Go home."

"Don't tell me what to do," Charlotte spat, angry at him for telling her what to do. Okay so maybe it was a lie she didn't want to see him again, but still she had every right to be mad.

Lex sat down, laughing with sarcasm, "Why bother it's not like you listen to anyone."

It was Charlotte turn to laugh, with anger, "Oh and you do?" Lex didn't respond, instead he glared up at her, before sighing and moving his hand to shove some of his hair out of his face. Unfortunetly he did it with too much force and jerked his hand away, "Shit."

Charlotte looked up, to see him wincing in the pain. She stood up, "Are you okay?" her face suddenly flashed with concern.

From the crack in the door Blair turned smiling at Chuck. Chuck rolled his eyes, but as soon as Blair turned back, he let a small smile crack.

Lex's face softened at the sound of concern in her voice for a moment, but he quickly replaced it, "What do you care?"

Charlotte rolled her eyes and walked over towards him, picking up his ice, "Put this back on it," she commanded, trying to hand it to him.

Lex stared at her strangely, before scoffing and turning his head, "Leave me alone Bass."

Charlotte sighed, picking up the ice packet he left drop, and turned his face towards her. He winced at the pain, but she smiled at him, when he glared at her. She then lifted it up to his eye, "It will look even more awful if you let it swell." Lex waited a few seconds, but then sighed. His features softened and he scooted over on the bench. Charlotte sat down smiling as he turned towards her and she applied the ice, gently. They sat there like that for what seemed like hours, Blair finally went to go in, but Chuck grabbed her motioning towards Lex who was looking like he wanted to say something.

He sighed, opening his mouth, but Charlotte didn't notice and cut him off, "I didn't really want to get a peircing done, especially with Jason there."

Lex turned towards her glaring a moment, his icy blue eyes looking as intense as every with his black hair. He looked exactly like his mother. He then shrugged, "I didn't think you would."

Charlotte frowned, in confusion, "Then what was all that back there for?"

Lex bit his bottom lip, looking away from her. Charlotte turned him back towards her, "Lex?"

Lex turned back towards her, "Fine okay I got into it with him because he pissed me off..."

Charlie cut him off, "Everyone pisses you off."

Lex continued, "I don't like him hanging around with you, that's what pisses me off. Like today when he said that's my girl, what the fuck was that? Your not his girl, you can't be his girl okay you already belong to m..." Lex stopped all of the sudden, realizing what he had almost said.

Charlie quirked an eyebrow, "What were you going to say? Who to I belong to?" She said trying to catch his eye line again.

He turned away, "Forget it."

Outside the door Chuck noticed Blair pointing at his head. He smacked her hand away glaring. She simply smiled, mouthing, "Y-O-U... Y-O-U." She then giggled silently, until he grabbed her folding his arms around her, and placing her in front of him. Her eyes instantly rolled back a bit, god why did it always do that when she was in this position with him?

Blair and Chuck's attention was back in the room when they heard Charlotte, "No just tell me what you were going to say."

Lex turned to her, "Look I was going to say you belong to no one, I mean you said it yourself right?" he said trying to cover up, with his best fake smirk he could muster up.

Charlie bit her bottom lip, he had that fake smirk, he had to be lying she thought. She smirked, "You could just admit you were jealous."

He scoffed, "You forget who you're talking to."

"Y-O-U...Y-O-U...Y-O-U..." Blair continued mouthing to Chuck behind the doorway.

Charlie threw a class Bass smirk, "No, but you do." She then leaned in closer, whispering in Lex's ear, "By the way I thought it was very hot the way you punched Jason, I've never seen anyone do that before, for me."

Lex's eyes rolled back in his head as Charlotte's warm breath breathed on his neck and her soft, seductive voice rang in his ears.

Chuck smirked outside the doorway, it was his turn, "Y-O-U...Y-O-U...Y-O-U.." he mouthed at Blair, taking in account Charlie seemed to have the same affect on Lex he had on Blair. Blair glared before smirking and pointing inside.

Chuck turned his smile falling off his face as he now saw Charlie and Lex in a full on make-out section. Chuck pushed his hands on the doors, barging in. Charlie immediately pushed Lex off of her, looking up at Chuck with wide eyes. Blair followed in after Chuck and Charlie smiled taking this to her advantage, "Mom your back, can we leave now?"

Chuck smirked, "Oh actually Charlie, Jason's father's still not here it could be I don't know..." Chuck then went over to the bench sitting between an annoyed looking Lex, and embarrassed Charlie. He put his arms around both of them, "Hours, just the four of us, Blair?" He nodded at her.

She smiled catching on as she walked over to the bench, "Oh i'd say it could be all night, dear, we should probably get comfotable." She then sat between Charlie and Chuck, making herself and Chuck between Lex and Charlie.

Chuck then smirked turning towards her, "You know I really missed you today Blair," Chuck whispered in her ear, but made sure it was loud enough for Charlie and Lex to here, who felt more awkward than ever. Blair smirked leaning in, "Oh I think I can fix that, by the way did I tell you how sexy it was when you broke up that fight today?"

She then smiled brushing his hair out of his face, "It takes a boy to start one, but a man to finish one." Chuck couldn't take it, he then leaned in, his lips on Blair's. And that's how it was for the rest of the time they spent in that Mall security office. Lex, annoyed and awkward on one end, Charlie embarrassed and grossed out on the other, and Chuck and Blair in the middle, taking teaching kids a lesson to a whole new level. Chuck and Blair style.

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A/N: Haha I have to say I loved this chapter! But I don't know maybe it sucked, let me know!