Came up with the idea from Homer Simpson on David Letterman's "Top 10 Reasons I, Homer Simpson, should be President."
Please, don't ask about the title below. It's a variation of pronunciation of 'president' and 'baby.'

Anything in (insert words here) is what's going on while Emmett speaks.

Emmett Cullen for Presidantay Baybee!

Top 10 Reasons I, Emmett Cullen, should be President

10.) I'm strong and got good looks! (Edward and Jasper scoff)

9.) It's one step closer to world domination! (Bella cringes)

8.) I don't feel that I have any opposition to my awesome-ness.

7.) I'll pummel the opponent! Not only with my superior muscle mass, but with my kick butt ultimate dance moves!

6.) Jasper will aid me in my schem-I mean, my reig- I mean, my presidency. (Jasper rolls his eyes)

5.) Alice can see the future, so now I can see if I'd win or not! Mwahaha! If I don't, I can make me win. Watch me.

4.) I'll make baseball the national sport, forcing each and every citizens to partake in a ritualistic style of ceremonies, during which I will be thanked for being such a brillant mastermind of greatness. Side note: free balloon animals for kids! Mostly in the shape of grizzly bears, with the rare mountain lion and gorilla.

3.) Because I want to be, and I believe I can be. Besides, aren't we brought up thinking that we can do anything as long as we believe we can?

2.) Do I seriously need more reasons? I can throw one heck of an Inauguration Party. Forget presidential speeches about the economy and politics, bring a friend and you're in!

1.) Because, as I said before, I can!

Emmett looked up at us seated before him and asked us bluntly,

"So what do you think?"

"That's a rather, interesting list you have there Emmett. Perhaps you should put more thought into it?" I suggested. I don't want to crush my son's dream, but it was a bit far-fetched, not to mention slightly terrifying.

"Well, thank you Esme." He turned to Bella. "What do you think Bella?" Bella cringed.

"As long as you don't dance to Temperature, take over the world, or kill anyone, who cares?"

Many of the vampires in the room began to laugh. Emmett began to look annoyed.

"Let's see your list then! What are your Top 10 Reasons you, Bella Swan, should be President?" The laughter quickly died down and everyone turned their attention to Bella.

"I don't have a list, but I have my Number 1 Reason."

"Which would be?" Jasper prodded. Bella looked Emmett square in the eye.

"I'd make a better President than you!"

With that, Bella, Edward, and Alice (who brought Jasper with her) left the room. That left Carlisle, Rosalie, Emmett, and I alone in the living room.

"Tonight should be fun…" he trailed off, leaving the room, a wide and evil grin on his face.

I turned back to my husband.

"Carlisle…" I began, feeling a tremor of anxiety and confusion in my voice.

"I don't even want to know."

Yay for randomness! What do you think of Emmett's reasons? His great superiority of awesome-ness with one day wow us all as he climbs the ranks to Presidency, making us all succumb to his will and attend every baseball game in existence.

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