K-chan - Okay, we're going to pause Karaoke Night for some questions.
This is pretty funny!
and, seeing that you need some dares and some questions I shall review!
I SHALL MAKE NARUTO SUFFER!! (But Naruto i do luv ya)
soo..Naruto...i dare you to..KISS SASUKE!! evil laugh mwahaha! XD hehe Sasugay.. ahem.
Naruto, can you remember the last fanfic where you were paired with Sasuke??
oh.and Sakura(-biotch), were you born with pink hair?
Itachi, what are those lines on your face? are they from lack of sleep or do you just like draw them on with a marker?
with lots of Luv,Harleymotor (except to ino and Sakura)
P.S. I SEND COOKIES AND ICECREAM!!
Naruto & Sasuke - (faint)
K-chan - Oh joy! Cookies and ice cream!!! And it's chocolate chip cookies and bubblegum ice cream!!! MAH FAVORITE!!!!(Gobbles desserts down)
Okay Naruto, listen to the nice reviewer! Go over there, be a man (tehe...a gay man), kiss ChickenAss.
Naruto - (cries) I don't wanna!!! (Walks over and kisses Sasuke on the cheek)
K-chan - What a wuss... (yells at Naruto) Do you know how many people would kill to kiss Sasuke? I know I would! And so would Hinata...she just doesn't know it yet.
Naruto - (spits) No I don't remember the first story I was paired with Sasugay-
Sasuke - Sasugay? I'm not the one who kissed a guy. Twice.
Naruto - Teme!!! Anyways, the first thing that someone wrote about -ahem- yaoi (shivers) was Masashi-san. He made me kiss that Asswipe!
K-chan - (glomps Sasuke) He is not an asswipe! Now to finish the questions! (Pulls in Sakura)
So, answer the question already.
Sakura - Of course it's real-
K-chan - LIAR!!!!(Pulls off Sakura's wig) She's bald!!!
(Sakura runs away crying)
Sasuke - I knew it! No one has pink hair naturally.
(K-chan drags in Itachi)
Itachi - Why the hell am I here?
K-chan - God, must I explain it to everyone?! Why do you have lines on your face???!!!
Itachi - It's from large amounts of stress-
K-chan - WRONG!!! (takes rag and washes Itachi's face, the lines are a bit lighter.)
Itachi - Okay. Yeesh. (flashback)What happened was, late at night, Sasuke walked into my bedroom and drew these on my face with permenant marker. I haven't been able to get it off in years.
Sasuke - Ahh...Good times.
K-chan - (sneaks up behind a sleeping Kisame.) I'm gonna draw on his face. (Takes out marker) There! I wrote "Part II of Jaws" on his forehead.
Deidara - Yeah.How he was born was kinda sad. I mean, his Mom was raped by a Jaws.(A/N- I didn't think of that! I can't remember who did, but oh well) And you know Nemo, right?
All - (nods)
Deidara - That's his half brother. His mom really likes fish.
K-chan - Okaayyy...A little creepy.
great but did ou had to put the entire review? O.o
anyways Naruto:
Question: why do you use that bright orange jump suit? couldnt you wear normal clothes that are better to camouflage yoursefl? i mean ORANGE! you wont get orange grass or a orange tree to hide.
anyways...
Dare: I dare you to use the Rasengan on Suckera's forehead .
to the Author: Dont you dare get suckura near my looks at angry Elli er... i mean Elli's Dei Dei-chan or rather any guy. looks at rating (yay i can say this ) smirks evilly but you can make orochimaru molest her ;3
-thefullygirlalchemist
K-chan - I'd be more than happy to. I mean, there is plenty of room up there so he can't miss.(looks evilly at Sakura and Naruto.)
Naruto, hit her Rasengan or watch me kill everyone.
Everyone - Hurry up Narutard!!!!
Naruto - Okay fine. Yeesh! (hits Sakura with Rasengan.) I never really liked her anyways.
Sakura - (faints)
K-chan - Why won't you die??!! (sends Orochimaru to molest her) Do whatever you like, just make sure it's painful.
Oro - Kukuku...Of course it will.
K-chan - Here's a comment!
Er...yeah, so next review-y thing.
Hmm.
To Sasuke: YOU'RE A DUMB EMO DUCK WHO RAPES BLONDE BOYS! Your a freak of nature. -dog ears twitch-
To Hinata: -hypnotizes- You love Itachi. You are in love with Uchiha Itachi.
To Itachi: -hypnotizes- Your a pervert.
To Sakura and Ino: You two should be happy you're girls. I don't use violence against a girl unless necessary. (Except that Bitchisame.)
To Deidara: -raises middle finger- I'm glad you commited suicide. Sorry if I spoiled that Kaiyuri-chan.
To Kai-chan: BRING KABUTO OUT HERE SO I CAN KILL THAT PEDOPHILE FOR GROPING HINATA-HIME!
Sasuke - I don't rape guys and even if I did, they definately wouldn't be blonde (glares at Naruto).
Hinata - (hypnotized) I love Itachi Uchiha...
Itachi - I already am a pervert. (Gropes Hinata)
Sasuke - Get your hands off her!!!
Deidara - I only committed suicide 'cause of that bastard! (points to Sasuke)
K-chan - Whelp, (yanks Kabuto in) you heard the reviewer.
Kabuto - Nooo!!! I'm too pretty to die.
K-chan - Puhleeze. Your anything but pretty. In fact, this would be saving the world from your ugliness.
(Tobi pops out of nowhere)
Tobi - Okay I'm a cheerleader now! (sings) U-G-L-Y You aint got no alibi you ugly eh hey you ugly!
K-chan - (turns music off) As much as I like that song, now is not the time. (kills Kabuto.)
Er...(turns to Hinata) that effect will wear off by next chapter hopefully.
to sasuke:I dare sasuke to kiss hinata!
to naruto: are you color-blind? cause what the hell where you thinking mixing blue with orange?!
to itachi: are you a pervert? and if you are,i dare ya to grope hinata !
to hinata: why the hell do you allway's wear baggy jacket's that make you look fat? i mean if you wore cloth that arent baggy you could attract any guy in the konoha! even naruto!
to sakura: i dare ya to kill yourself! (i want her dead)
To naruto,sasuke and itachi : i dare you three,to strip your clothes off while dancing!
TO hinata: i dare ya to watch naruto,sasuke and itachi strip their clothes off!
K-chan - Oh goodies! I like this one!
Sakura - (gulp) I don't wanna die!!!
K-chan - It's either that or I kill Sasuke! (lightning flashes)
Sakura - Noooooo!!!!!!(slits throat and dies)
K-chan - I was bluffing. I couldn't do that to Sasu-chan! (X3)
Hinata - I wear the bulky jackets so I don't attract unwanted attention.
K-chan - You will thank me for this. (Rips off jacket. All guys faint from nosebleeds) Wow...I didn't think that would happen...Oh well.
(turns on "I'm too sexy")
Okay guys, start stripping!!!(sits next to Hinata)
Hinata - (heard from next room) OH DEAR GOD MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!!!
K-chan - Whoo hoo! Yeah! That's how you gotta shake it! (Nah jk, jk)
Hinata, Sasuke, Itachi, and Naruto - (walks out of room, blushing)
K-chan - We should do that again sometime, oh and guys, don't be afraid to put a little more feeling into it. I mean, you didn't even try during the lap dance. (Everyone stares, Hinata, Sasuke, Itachi, and Naruto blush worse)
Okay Tobi! Now you can sing!!!
Tobi -
Ok! I'm a cheerleader now!
u.g.l.y.
You ain't got no alibi you ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly x4
I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buckteeth a gleaming
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
You hurt the tree's feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you
Oh wait! Yes I do.
Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
Or did a truck run over your face instead
There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill
you're ugly!
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2
What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast - (girl)
You're scary - you're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
(So funny)
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester, remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the miss ugly pageant you win first prize
Yo mama says you ugly -
you ugly!
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2
Get busy x9
Yo mama says your ugly
Get busy
Yo mama says your ugly
Get busy
Yo mama says your ugly
Get busy (D&C) your ugly!
u.u.u.u.
Now I feel like Blondie
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2
Quasimodo
Camel breathe
Squarehead
ugly!
Chicken legs
Pig face
Chin like bubba
ugly!
Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
ugly!
Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
freak show -ugly!
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x1
U.G.L.Y- you could make an onion cry
U.G.L.Y- like an alien chased by the F.B.I.
U.G.L.Y (x6)
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly!
K-chan - (sweat drop) That took a while. Anyways, the next victim is...er...it was gonna be Sakura, but seeing how she's dead it will be...KISAME!!!(I seriously can't think of anyone else)