Woop another chapter, sorry 'bout the wait got writers block. Anyway thank you very much to Yuti-Chan for the help with a name, it was much appreciated.
Sighing Deidara collapsed on his bed exhausted. Snuggling into the comfort he smiled and closed his eyes, glad to be home. He'd just come back from a successful mission with Sasori. After sleeping under the stars for the last nine days, his bed felt like paradise, the peace and quiet perfect….quiet?
Pushing himself up on his elbows he looked around the oddly tidy and quiet room. Something, or rather someone was missing. "Koneko" he called.
Deidara's 'pet' had been with the Akatsuki for two months and for the first week she had been called multiple names as no one could agree what to call her. Deidara wanted to call her Kisa, Sasori thought she should be called Shit head, Kisame kept calling her Little one and Hidan called her Babe. Eventually Pein settled it by getting everyone to write a name on a piece of paper and stick it in a jar. The first attempt at this failed as he let the girl pull the name out herself, which she quickly shoved in her mouth and swallowed before anyone had a chance to look at what it said. The second name, pulled out by the Leader himself was Koneko. No one actually knows who put that name in as no one owned up, however everyone suspects it was Kakuzu even though he claims he never put a name in.
"Koneko?" the blonde called again, louder this time. Nothing happened. "Oh well, I'll find her after I've had a nap" he thought to himself as he drifted off to sleep.
"Go to fucking sleep!" Hidan shouted at the overturned washing basket he was sitting on, prodding it furiously with a wooden spoon.
"Why are you telling a basket to sleep?" Sasori asked whilst walking into the main room. The red head was utterly confused but managed to keep the expression off his face.
"I'm not telling the basket to sleep you idiot" Hidan scolded pointing the spoon at the red head "I'm telling the hyperactive kitten in the fucking basket to sleep".
"You mean the hyperactive kitten that just ran out the room while you were waving that spoon around?" he asked smirking.
"W-what?" looking behind him he spotted a hole big enough for her to slip out through. "Nooooooo! Get back here you little shit!" he screamed running out of the door hoping to catch her before she woke the irritable blonde. The last thing he wanted was to be blown up again.
"HIDAN!" The silver haired Jasinist stopped in his tracks. Too late, he thought to himself. Peeking into the blondes room he held back a laugh. Koneko was jumping up and down on the bed thrusting a piece of paper with a scribble on it that was supposed to be her and Deidara in his face while babbling incoherent words.
"Eeeep" BOUNCE, BOUNCE "Mew, eep, aiiii" BOUNCE, BOUNCE "Eeeeeeeeeeek" she screamed shaking her 'drawing'. Translation….. Who knows.
"What the hell have you given her?" the blonde yelled.
"Erm…well….coffee" Hidan replied with a sheepish smile.
"Coffee? COFFEE! You idiot!" Reaching onto the shelf beside his bed, Deidara grabbed a clay bird throwing it in Hidans direction.
Satisfied with the explosion and the aftermath, the blonde smirked watching his 'pet' poke the twitching Hidan on the floor with the wooden spoon he was previously holding. After jabbing him a few more times Koneko turned to look at her master, an evil glint in her eyes. "Boom" she squealed, grinning.
The blonde stared at her in disbelief. In the two months she'd been with them she had never spoke. She made noises and babbled like a toddler, but this was the first time she'd actually said something he understood. "S-say that again" he asked her.
She just stared at him, cocking her head to one side with confusion. "Boom" she repeated. Slinging her over his shoulder he jumped over the still twitching Hidan and ran into the main room, plonking her down on the sofa. "Stay there" he ordered, running back out to gather everyone.
Once everyone in the base was seated in the main room, the blonde excitedly pulled the confused girl into the centre. "Say it again, go on, say boom" he urged her. Nothing. "Come on, say it!" Still nothing. She stood there staring at him with a blank expression on her face. "Say it" he pleaded, fully aware he was starting to look stupid. "SAY. IT!" he shook her.
"You're wasting my time" Kakuzu grumbled getting up to leave.
"Boom" Koneko shouted.
Kakuzu immediately sat back down looking as gob smacked as the rest of the people in the room.
"Fuck, that hurt" Hidan mumbled staggering into the room rubbing his head. The blonde quickly covered his pets ears "Shhh, watch your language, I don't want her picking up your foul mouth".
"Shut the fuck up you ass wipe!" the Jashinist retorted. "It's not like she fucking knows what it means".
Koneko looked over at Hidan, once again cocking her head to one side. "Fuck" she said happily.
Everyone in the room burst out laughing, whilst the blonde glared at Hidan. "Fuck" Koneko repeated, fuelled on by the laughing. "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck" she continued.
The rest of the evening was spent teaching the girl different words, mainly (to Deidaras annoyance) swear words.
Well another chapter done, hope you liked it. Please review and tell me what you think, I love hearing whatever you've got to say even if you hated it and just want to complain. Thank you x