do you know if sasha is actually dating connie or not because i was introduced to her properly a few hours ago and i do not understand their relationship at all
im serious what is up there they seem more like friends than dates but fucking hell the innuendos
Oh right, you don't know
Sasha doesn't do romance but she definitely does sex, so she wants her partners to basically be friends with benefits but without sharing
Apparently it's called being aromantic
huh cool
i am definitely not aromantic mushy shit is the best
You a cuddler huh
pretty much Freckles
cuddles are fucking awesome
Yeah I'll agree with you there
especiagty 3lp3o4rstdfcgvbkh ;'
uwien f
jk9oollllllllllllll
What the fuck?
sorry i dropped my phone
then eren nicked it
so i wrestled it off him
Oh okay
Can I be nosy and ask why he's there or do you room together
we share a dorm at the uni
Makes sense
I live with 2 other guys plus Annie
sounds good to me
It's chaos, I adore it
Sorry, I have to go, I need to go to work
kay bye Freckles go earn money
Auf wiedersehen!
tchuss
I'm back and bored so it's your turn to talk aimlessly
Hey Jean? You there?
Jeannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I'm booooooooooored Jean and now I have no-one to talk to honestly
Lalalalalalalalala lala laaaaaaa
*swings feet like a small child*
sorry was in the shower
dude how desperate do you sound
Sorry! I didn't think and you seem to usually reply instantly and yeah okay then... I was starting to think you were attached to your phone
i am basically it has google so yeah
what do you want me to talk about
Don't give a damn I'm just bored, I just spent the last 4 hours stacking shelves
where do you work?
Trost Books
exciting in there
Thrilling
im sure it is Freckles im sure it is
i have no job i am poor
Sure you're poor
I bet you get money sent to you or something
kind of but not quite
i get rent paid but everything else i pay for with my meagre savings
hence pizza since its cheap
Are you a fan of ramen by any chance
why Freckles how ever did you guess
I swear it's literally the uni student staple food
i agree man i dont think i know anyone who hasnt eaten ramen at some point
I know multiple that hate the stuff but eat it all the time. Same with pot noodles
do you eat marshmallows
OH HELL YEAH I EAT MARSHMALLOWS
Especially when they're covered in chocolate and those little bits of dried coconut like mmmmmmmmmmmmm heaven on fucking earth
i like them between chocolate biscuits
S'mores? Oh yeah they are good
is that what theyre called huh i did not know that
You learnt something today be proud!
i did do educational stuff today
the evils of chemistry
Ah but you love it really
Blown anything up yet?
surprisingly not but its early evening yet
what time even is it god
Um, I don't know, sometime after 8
oh right thanks
you have a weird ass shift time you know that right
Tell me about it, honestly. It pays alright though, I think they feel sorry for giving me the most irritating part time hours possible
theyre like 3 til 7 what?
how is a bookshop even open then?
They have a late opening on Mondays and Thursdays, not entirely sure why but they do. So I work during the 'extra opening hours'
makes sense
so you only work mondays and thursdays?
No, I work as a cashier at a petrol station on Tuesday evenings
I'm a fairly large guy so apparently I look intimidating enough to not be pushed around
how tall are you
I don't actually know? I'm going to check
how
do you have a tape measure on hand or something
i didnt need to know an exact measurement you know just an ish
I'm curious for myself but um I'm just under 6 foot I think
I'll get Bert to measure me he's around here somewhere I'm sure
youre not a huge monster creature then
Nope! I'm not a skinny weed though
shit brick house are you Freckles
I'm... Not a runt no
also I'm 5 foot 10, 178 cm
huh cool im about 5 8 ish
eeeeeeh dont be modest i bet your muscles are fucking solid i mean your abs are totally defined
I'm slightly worried and really flattered about the number of times you've brought up my abs in conversation and we've only had about 4
And well the rest are okay
you modest modest creature you
oi fuck off weve established that im jealous so go away and die in a hole
we should have more conversations i like talking to you
im really surprised that we still are to be honest we had a weird start
No I'm good thanks I quite enjoy not being dead
But it's not the weirdest not-meeting I've ever had with someone
really? what was the weirdest then
I think crashing my bike into a sheep in the middle of a field and the farmer's friend having to take me to hospital because I'd broken my wrist and was in the middle of no-where since they lived on a /farm/ counts for being a weird meeting
who the fuck is that nice man id call an ambulance or something
also farmer's friend? not wife or husband or whatever
Hanji Zoe apparently, they're a tad bizarre. They seem to platonically live together so whatever
they?
I couldn't tell what gender and they didn't care to divulge it
huh okay then
youre friends now i take it
Sort of? They're about 15 years older and handily, used to be a History lecturer which is what I study, so they help with my work as well as supplying me which homemade beer
Though now they do biological experiments in the farmer's barn that I really couldn't care to ask about
damn i want a ready made essay checker and booze provider
Crash your bike into a sheep owned by a mad scientist, it worked for me
well your case was a special one
Clearly. The various types of vodka are good too, especially the chilli ones
chilli vodka? sounds lethal but awesome
The alcohol content isn't that high in it but the scotch bonnets do enough to make most people wince :D
scotch bonnets are devils chillis
Oh but they make a good vodka shot
i can imagine somehow
I wouldn't recommend trying anymore than a shot glass full as they are a pretty lethal assault on the tongue if you drink anymore than that
theyre a lethal assault with a tiny nibble i wouldnt touch a shot glass full with a pole
unless i was very very very drunk already and wouldnt remember in the morning
Hanji sells the stuff at a market somewhere or other, I'll ask her next time I see her and tell you
thanks for encouraging me to burn my taste buds off
Pleasure, Jean, now go get wasted
your support is noted Freckles
I will always support any ridiculous drinking experiences as long as I don't have to take part and embarrass myself
but its fine if everyone else embarrasses themselves
Yeah of course that's half the fun of going drinking
whats the other half then
The drinking half, duh
why would i have thought anything else
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh Jean
Although I guess that the hangovers pretty much sum up everything horrible about drinking
agree with you there owww it hurts just thinking about them
Just imagine a black coffee and bacon sandwich on the side, you'll feel better I promise
yes thats definitely going to work mr Freckled psych
do you have a facebook by the way
Of course! I'll add you. What's your surname?
Kirchstein whats yours
Bodt
like... butt
No like Bodt
no like butt ha your name is marco butt
And here I was starting to think that you thought my name was Freckles
Freckles Butt
omg freckled butt i bet you have a freckled butt
do you?
You know what, I don't actually know and this time I'm not getting Bert to help me with your weird curiousities, he's already confused enough
look in a mirror then
WHy do you want to know?!
im trying to work out what you look like
That's... not creepy at all
oh fuck off i bet youre doing the same about me and you dont even have the curiousity creator of only having a small snapshot
No I'm not
(and yes I do have freckles on my butt honestly the things I'm doing for a mostly stranger)
awesome
hey i had an idea ill make you curious see
incoming file:
Um Jean that is just a picture of your foot and ankle
In /jeans/ omg
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh Freckles no stop no jeans jokes please
and yeah duh im aware its a sneaky pic so now youll be curious
You literally are the dorkiest human I don't techincally know
PLus are they skinny jeans...?
yes maybe
You hipster!
nah dude these are just that old that they dont fit me anymore
Not vintage then? ;)
weve had this battle you are the hipster one with your not stars but flames tattoo and your mysterious piercing
Yes we have had this battle but I bet you're a secret indie guy aren't you
Do you own a beanie?
...
yes
HA I knew it
Punk my arse
that sounds vaguely painful
Oi shut up
what would punking involve do you think
Really, I'm not sure that I want to know, but it probably involves something sharp silver and pointy
like a knife
Oooooooooooh don't make me imagine it, no
hahaha deal with it Freckles
jesus its fucking one in the morning i am going the fuck to sleep
night Freckles
Night Jean!
:)
wht wuld yu habe if youn coul have 1 thinf duri ng a zombiiiie apocolytgehse thng
It is 4 oclock go to bed jean
kay bu i wan an anwser tmoorrow
Uh huh okay night
I'd have a titanium plated oreo factory, thank you for asking Jean
uuuuuuuuuuuuurgh fuck offffff its 7 oclock
It was 4 oclock for me sunshine!
uuuuuuuuuuuuurgh
AN - Ha look I can do proper updates see. No-one had to wait for weeks/months for this!