"Peeeaaaarrrll! We're going to be late for our picnic to the Sahara desert!" Trucy yelled, trying to wake Pearl up.
Pearl just lay there, sleeping.
Trucy continued shaking Pearl's body to wake her up then stopped when she realised that Pearl was probably dreaming of Maya and Phoenix's wedding day and the day they get lots and lots of children.
She smiled, pulled a warm blanket out of her Magic Underpants and draped it over Pearl. They were going to begin the list in the Sahara desert without her. She'll just have to join in later when she wakes up.
She walked out of the tent she and Pearl shared and sat down on the sand outside their tent. "Attention all passengers! We're currently heading towards the Sahara desert. Please buckle your seat belts," she said as she pulled scorpions and string out of her Magic Underpants and tied the string around each scorpion, forming a long chain. Then she got out a bogey-board and sat on it. She screamed, "HIYAAAHHHH!" and the scorpions raced on the sand, dragging her along. Just like what Santa's reindeers would for Santa.
"Where's Pearl?" Maya asked, growing slightly worried from her cousin not being there.
"She's still sleeping. I left her a note telling her to walk twenty steps away from her tent away from the place where Detective Gumshoe made chocolate cake in. You can still smell it from here.. I can't believe we use the camel's cake to make fires. I mean, that's terribly disgusting!"
"Trucy.. It isn't that smelly," Gumshoe said, sounding slightly hurt.
"Well, let's begin with the most obvious fact."
(1) He's a he.
(2) We've all forgotten his real name.
(3) Because everyone calls him 'Acro'
(4) He looks like an Indian.
(5) Maybe an Indian pirate.
(6) An Indian pirate with non-talking birds at his beck and call.
(7) He sits in a wheelchair.
(8) Or at least, used to.
(9) His legs are paralysed.
(10) No one here knows whether it's still paralyzed or not.
(11) He probably had trouble getting into and out of bed.
(12) He probably had trouble taking baths.
(13) It'd be a miracle if he takes baths at all.
(14) He knows how to walk on a tightrope.
(15) He worked in a circus.
(16) He knows his ABCs.
(17) He can't do the split.
(18) Not when his legs are in a paralyzed condition anyways.
(19) He probably could before his legs were paralyzed.
(20) He can probably do it now if his legs aren't paralyzed anymore.
"Why are you making such a fuss over the split?" Larry asked, confused, "I can do the split, you know," he added, after a little thought involving more girls going crazy over him if they knew he could do the split.
Trucy stuck her tongue out. "Eventhough I don't know this Acro person, I'm just typing whatever comes to mind when I think about a tightrope walker. Besides, a split is really cool!"
(21) He's friends with a monkey.
(22) Roomates too.
(23) He likes to laugh.
(24) I think.
(25) Birds are somewhat attracted to him.
(26) Maybe birds go for the Indian types.
(27) Maybe all the birds around him are trying their best to get kissed by him.
(28) So that they can turn into princesses.
(29) Then marry him.
(30) Then have lots of mutant half-human-half-bird kids.
(31) They're going to start a revolution.
(32) But if the birds do turn into princesses when Acro kisses them, then that means Acro's a prince.
(33) A prince in disguise.
"First the split and now princes? Make up your mind Trucy!Girls!" Larry groaned. At this rate, he wasn't going to find out what girls like about men any time soon.
"Princes are awesome! And I think Mr. Nick's a prince too!" Pearl said, joining in the cconversation.
"Pearl! You woke up!" Trucy grinned, hugging her soon-to-be half-sister-if-their-evil-plan-goes-well.
Everyone else groaned. The list was going to be very evil from then on.
(34) His wheelchair doesn't go ten billion kilometers an hour.
(35) His wheelchair doesn't goten nanometers an hour.
(36) He doesn't scream '!' as he rides his wheelchair.
(37) He doesn't scream "!" either.
(38) He has drunk water before.
(39) He has a brother.
(40) They are orphans.
(41) He doesn't have an evil stepmother.
(42) He doesn't have an evil stepfather.
"Evil stepmother? Evil stepmother? What is this? Cinderella?" Larry complained yet again.
Pearl shot him a glare, then an evilly innocent smile. "If you don't shut up, bad things will happen to you."
(43) They were adopted by an old man.
(44) So for a couple of years, he lived under the guardianship of a fat old man.
(45) Who looked kinda like Santa.
(46) He doesn't own a rocket.
(47) He doesn't own a spaceship.
(48) He can't afford a rocket.
(49) He can't afford a spaceship.
(50) He can't afford either of them until he suddenly decides to become a thief or join a profession that earns a lot of money.
(51) He really cares for his brother.
(52) Which always brings up the thought of incest.
(53) Which people are questioning.
(54) He has never danced ballet before.
(55) He has never ballroom-danced before.
(56) He has never been into the girl's toilet.
(57) If he has, he's a frickin' pervert.
(58) He looks old.
(59) Combine the two facts of him being old and a pervert and it makes him a pedophile.
(60) A frickin' pedophile.
"Trucy.. Did you just learn a new word?"
"Yep! Isn't it great Daddy? You were right! I'll learn a lot of things if I hang out with Mr. Edgeworth!"
Edgeworth scoffed. "I would never in a million years say the word 'frickin''."
"But that old lady who stalks you non-stop says it all the time."
"And I'm still wondering why she's not dead yet."
(61) He's not a contract killer.
"Hey Pearl, I've been wondering if you are one," said Edgeworth.
Pearl looked up at him with her innocent eyes. "You think I'm a contract killer?" Fake tears brimming in her eyes.
"So are you?" Edgeworth continued, perfectly aware that her tears were fake.
Pearl just smiled.
"I have an annoying old woman I'd like dead. Would you—"
"MR. EDGEWORTH! STOP ENCOURAGING MY COUSIN TO KILL!"
(62) He's not a princess.
(63) He probably doesn't own a dress.
(64) He doesn't own a platypus.
(65) He doesn't own a dinosaur.
(66) He might attract pterodactyls if dinosaurs were still around.
(67) He was able to hide a bust under his blanket.
(68) So under his blanket would be the perfect place to hide when playing hide-and-seek.
(69) So under his blanket would be the perfect place to hide when hiding from contract killers.
(70) He has just received a text from Edgeworth.
(71) He has just received a text from Edgeworth saying to not let an old woman hide under his blanket.
(72) He has just received a text from Edgeworth saying to not let an old woman screaming the name 'Edgeworth! I love you!' hide under his blanket.
(73) And to call the cops when she approaches him.
(74) And to tell them to bring straightjackets.
(75) He got his leg injury from trying to save his brother.
(76) He should receive an award for that.
(77) He would flinch if he sees Pearl holding a gun at him at level with his head.
(78) He knows who Edgeworth is.
(79) He knows who Maya is.
(80) He knows who I am.
"Erm.. You just sounded so pathethic you know."
Phoenix replied Maya with a soft I know and sulked in his own little corner.
(81) He's not a girl.
(82) He doesn't look like a girl either.
(83) If there was a fire he would die if he stayed in his room or if he dares to go down the stairs at full speed and falls since you can't use elevators during fires.
(84) He's probably in love with Money the monkey.
(85) Being an older brother, he probably knows all his little brother's deepest darkest secrets.
(86) He has never dreamed of becoming a princess.
(87) He has never dreamed of becoming a fairy princess.
(88) He has never dreamed of becoming America's Next Top Model.
(89) He has never dreamed of becoming Prince Charming that could turn birds into princesses.
(90) If Pinocchio knew him he would have been able to turn Pinocchio into a real boy with just a kiss.
(91) Or, he might turn him into a princess.
(92) He would be sued by Pinocchio for turning him into a princess when he specifically asked to be turned into a boy.
(93) His hair's standing up.
(94) He probably had long hair before.
(95) Then he had to cut his hair.
(96) He probably had to cut his hair because he was chewing bubblegum while he was sleeping and the bubble gum fell out of his mouth and onto his hair.
(97) He probably had Jamaican hair.
(98) Everyone would be shocked if they find out that he is the tooth fairy.
(99) Which brings us to the fact that he isn't the tooth fairy.
(100) He isn't Santa either.
"You know Pearl, I'm so proud of you. Not once did you mention killing him in this this. My little Pearl is growing up," Gumshoe said, sounding a bit touched.
"That's because he's a he and the last time I checked, Mr. Nick's not gay so I've got no problem with him whatsoever," Pearl said in a sing-song voice.
Trucy nodded, agreeing with Pearl. Like how they always do.
Everyone else shook their heads. And their next victim was a female too..
A/R: DOOONNNNEEE! I kept my promise :D Although.. I didn't include a lot of comments from the characters.. Oh well. Next time then.
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