Luna pulled the wide brim of her straw hat even lower over her face, which wasn't necessary since she had a pair of large sunglasses to cover over three-fourths of her face. But oh well. It's one hundred fifty percent more effective if you add the hat!

Or so Luna thought.

She was soon proven wrong when at breakfast, a bowl of Kiwis appeared near her. Luna casually did not look at the bowl and instead reached for an orange next to the Kiwis.

A Kiwi fell out of the Bowl of Eyeless Doom.

Luna's eyebrow twitched. She slowly peeled her orange into triangles with such precision that she even freaked her Ravenclaw breakfast mates.

The Kiwi slowly rolled forward and Luna watched it out of the corner of her eye as she bit into an orange slice. Just a little more . . .

"KIWIS ATTACK!" Luna shrieked and threw a butter knife at the Kiwi, pinning it to the table.

"Miss Lovegood, is there a problem here?" Professor Flitwick squeaked out nervously as he watched the murderous blonde who had gotten into a staring match with the brown fruit.

"Not all Professor!" Luna smiled cheerfully at the old Charms professor. She wasn't going to bring innocents in this. Except for Hermione, but that's different.